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Ever had relations with a relation?

  • 26-09-2014 6:37pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I know a girl who was almost caught giving her cousin a bj by her mother. But managed to have everything put away when the mother entered the room. She blames drink but had admitted to fancying him before that.

    What about you?
    Ever done your mum?


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  • #2
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    This is bad. Even for after hours, this is bad.


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    My sister cheated on me with my brother, broke my heart.


  • #4
    gumbo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 683 ✭✭✭gumbo1


    This thread is gonna go either way really isn't it!?


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    wazky wrote: »
    My sister cheated on me with my brother, broke my heart.

    Should have done your brother just to make her jealous.


  • #6
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    kneemos wrote: »
    Should have done your brother just to make her jealous.

    Na, I rode the father, and he never puts out.


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  • #7
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Slightly higher brow than the raping corpses game show thread we had last week


  • #8
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    No but me da rode me ma


  • #9
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    cloud493 wrote: »
    This is bad. Even for after hours, this is bad.
    To be fair, this has been done a few times before, iirc.

    recyclingbin strikes again!


  • #10
    Round Cable
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 828 ✭✭✭Round Cable


    Plenty of this stuff on Jerry Springer!


  • #11
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    gumbo1 wrote: »
    This thread is gonna go either way really isn't it!?

    Same as the cousin I've heard!


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  • #12
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    To be fair, this has been done a few times before, iirc.

    recyclingbin strikes again!

    Apt username so!


  • #13
    DARK-KNIGHT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,258 ✭✭✭✭DARK-KNIGHT


    Ah here for the love of god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉


  • #14
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Wasn't that a storyline on brookside years ago ?


  • #15
    Harper Whispering Sandstone
    Posts: 0 ✭ Harper Whispering Sandstone


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  • #16
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Riding your cousin is a grey area though, sort of related but not enough for it to be weird.


  • #17
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    recylingbin wrote: »
    I know a girl who was almost caught giving her cousin a bj by her mother. But managed to have everything put away when the mother entered the room. She blames drink but had admitted to fancying him before that.

    What about you?
    Ever done your mum?

    You start the WEIRDEST threads!


  • #18
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    wazky wrote: »
    Riding your cousin is a grey area though, sort of related but not enough for it to be weird.

    You havent met my cousins......


  • #19
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    wazky wrote: »
    Riding your cousin is a grey area though, sort of related but not enough for it to be weird.

    Round here that's almost compulsory. Shifting an "outsider" is considered disloyal.


  • #20
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    You havent met my cousins......

    Quite the standard practice.in Malta


  • #21
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Round here that's considered compulsory. Shifting an "outsider" is considered disloyal.

    It's the best way to keep the land in the family name too, and no awkward meetings with parents etc because they are your aunt/uncle, what's the downside actually?


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  • #22
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    wazky wrote: »
    ...what's the downside actually?
    Baby Igor?


  • #23
    sjb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,406 ✭✭✭sjb25


    ....


  • #24
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I used to work with a very strange girl once. She was about 17 and was quite happy and proud to tell everyone that her dad goes into her room and gives her naked ass a gentle spanking every night when he says goodnight to her.:eek:


  • #25
    Lawlesz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Lawlesz


    Only in my head :cool:


  • #26
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    My sister says I'm better than dad.


  • #27
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    Round here that's almost compulsory. Shifting an "outsider" is considered disloyal.

    Utterly disgusting behaviour, stomach turning, no wonder the strong blood lines of our fine country are dissolving, you must be from Louth.


  • #28
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Deank wrote: »
    Utterly disgusting behaviour, stomach turning, no wonder the strong blood lines of our fine country are dissolving, you must be from Louth.

    It's handy at Christmas though for giving presents etc, when your granny, mother, sister and aunt is the same person.


  • #29
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Incest night on Boards.ie


    Cause this is incest night and the feelings right wrong.


  • #30
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I talk to my relatives all the time, yes.


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  • #31
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    wazky wrote: »
    It's handy at Christmas though for giving presents etc, when your granny, mother, sister and aunt is the same person.

    You find that funny do you, I don't, you have issues, that sort of stuff is beyond vile.

    You need help.


  • #32
    Moist Mittens
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23 ✭Moist Mittens


    :rolleyes:


  • #33
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Deank wrote: »
    You find that funny do you, I don't, you have issues, that sort of stuff is beyond vile.

    You need help.

    Chillax or your daddy-brother- uncle -granddaddy will have to put you over his knee


  • #34
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Deank wrote: »
    You find that funny do you, I don't, you have issues, that sort of stuff is beyond vile.

    You need help.

    Look, my sister is hot, you obviously got lumbered with a fugly one, is your brother a looker even?


  • #35
    Harper Whispering Sandstone
    Posts: 0 ✭ Harper Whispering Sandstone


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Chillax or your daddy-brother- uncle -granddaddy will have to put you over his knee

    Your username is class :P


  • #36
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Chillax or your daddy-brother- uncle -granddaddy will have to put you over his knee

    I'm astounded you think this sort of carry on is funny.

    Carry on though.


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  • #37
    michael999999
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Deank wrote: »
    I'm astounded you think this sort of carry on is funny.

    Carry on though.

    I'm disgusted aswell.

    Corporal punishment is never an answer!


  • #38
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    The regular thread starters on here have the most interesting lives. All this stuff that they constantly know about or experience that they definitely didn't read on reddit.


  • #39
    Moist Mittens
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23 ✭Moist Mittens


    Turtyturd wrote: »
    The regular thread starters on here have the most interesting lives. All this stuff that they constantly know about or experience that they definitely didn't read on reddit.

    I was just thinking the same thing. An actual original thought too.


  • #40
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Moist Mittens wrote: »
    I was just thinking the same thing. An actual original thought too.

    There hasn't been one on here since 1999.


  • #41
    Moist Mittens
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23 ✭Moist Mittens


    Deank wrote: »
    There hasn't been one on here since 1999.

    I just provided one. Here's another. This thread is shyte. ©


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  • #42
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Moist Mittens wrote: »
    I just provided one. Here's another. This thread is shyte. ©

    ;) Well done.


  • #43
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Deank wrote: »
    I'm astounded you think this sort of carry on is funny.

    Carry on though.

    I thought Carry On Up the Khyber was particularly funny


  • #44
    viztopia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 770 ✭✭✭viztopia


    Deank wrote: »
    Utterly disgusting behaviour, stomach turning, no wonder the strong blood lines of our fine country are dissolving, you must be from Louth.

    I am not from Louth but you sir sound like a **** head for making a comment like that


  • #45
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    viztopia wrote: »
    I am not from Louth but you sir sound like a **** head for making a comment like that

    He is a insufferable w@nker, the Louth hater.


  • #46
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Deank wrote: »
    I'm astounded you think this sort of carry on is funny.

    Carry on though cos Im strangely aroused.........

    Wut!?


  • #47
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    viztopia wrote: »
    I am not from Louth but you sir sound like a **** head for making a comment like that

    Indeed I am indeed, a total shíthead, tell you what I'll change it Carlow, how's that.

    Smile it's Friday.;)

    Some people :eek:


  • #48
    Deank
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Wut!?

    You're a bad girl for that sneaky edit, you need to be disciplined.:D


  • #49
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    They could remake that old Tina Turner song

    It's simply incest!

    Better than all.the rest.


  • #50
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Deank wrote: »
    Indeed I am indeed, a total shíthead, tell you what I'll change it Carlow, how's that.

    Smile it's Friday.;)

    Some people :eek:

    Ah heyer, Leitrim, Longford hell even wexford.


  • #51
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Frynge wrote: »
    Ah heyer, Leitrim, Longford hell even wexford.

    Excuse me? :mad:


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