when where and how old at your first meet/shift

The Edster · 25-09-2014 08:10PM #1

I was 11 outside her house in 2010ish

4zn76tysfajdxp · 25-09-2014 08:12PM

The Edster wrote: »

I was 11

in 2010ish

Oh man, do I feel old after reading that.

dr.bollocko · 25-09-2014 08:13PM

What do you mean 2010ish? You know your age at the time and presumably your birth date. Do some maths OP. Put the effort in.

Quazzie · 25-09-2014 08:15PM

How much detail are we allowed to go into before it's technically classed as child porn?

Fat Christy · 25-09-2014 08:16PM

I was 14 in an underage youth disco to some random lad! Fcuking awful so it was!

TheSheriff · 25-09-2014 08:18PM

Jesus,

In 2010ish I was probably propped at some bar drowning my sorrows

Feeling extremely old

Agent Coulson · 25-09-2014 08:18PM

The Edster wrote: »

I was 11 outside her house in 2010ish

Are you even old enough top be posting in After Hours let alone shifting?!

KeithM89 · 25-09-2014 08:20PM

I was going to make some smartarse remark until I realised he's young enough to still believe in Santa....
Send that list off soon, kiddo!

castletownman · 25-09-2014 08:20PM

The Gaeltacht. A rite of passage for impressionable young country folk staying away from home for the first time.

I believe she was from Roscommon or Leitrim. Somewhere weird. We made out for hours!

dodderangler · 25-09-2014 08:21PM

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Are you even old enough top be posting in After Hours let alone shifting?!

Most in after hours acts like kids so why can't an actual kid be here?
As long as all his homework is done and his room is tidy then he can come on

4zn76tysfajdxp · 25-09-2014 08:23PM

I remember when brummytom was the resident youngster in here, now he's fighting a lengthy custody battle with his ex-wife.

Bogwoppit · 25-09-2014 08:23PM

1994, married her last month.

I'm a slow mover.

KERSPLAT! · 25-09-2014 08:25PM

I was about 11/12 down the sheds of a building site, tongues flyin around quicker than a washing machine on a dry spin!

conorh91 · 25-09-2014 08:25PM

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

wazky · 25-09-2014 08:25PM

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I was about 11/12 down the sheds of a building site, tongues flyin around quicker than a washing machine on a dry spin!

Was the foreman a good shift?

Steppenwolfe · 25-09-2014 08:26PM

Surely there's a teen forum on boards where you can post this nonsense.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 25-09-2014 08:28PM

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

In fairness I knew all about 80s classics and called them "discos" when I was fifteen, in 1983.

Fat Christy · 25-09-2014 08:28PM

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

Undercover detective? :pac:

biko · 25-09-2014 08:29PM

14 or so in a youth disco. Her the same age.
It was brilliant.

Fat Christy · 25-09-2014 08:30PM

biko wrote: »

14 or so in a youth disco. Her the same age.
It was brilliant.

Ah feck off!

Pocoyo · 25-09-2014 08:32PM

SEX!!!!

rxan90 · 25-09-2014 08:35PM

I was 22 (VERY late starter, I know) and it was in late 2012. Haven't 'shifted' anyone since ... Forever alone

Chucken · 25-09-2014 08:37PM

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

He was only 13 yesterday according to a bit of snooping

Also 'disco' 'shift' ?
Getawayoutofit.

ToddyDoody · 25-09-2014 08:47PM

I think it was at 18 when I was in college. My teen years were quite exciting, as you can imagine.

conorh91 · 25-09-2014 08:52PM

rxan90 wrote: »

I was 22 (VERY late starter, I know) and it was in late 2012. Haven't 'shifted' anyone since ... Forever alone

You need to get yourself and a wingman down to Coppers.

This is a good weekend for it.

Classic shift and drift is basic physics.

Density(All Ireland weekend) + Energy(pints) = high Probability of collision(shift)

kryogen · 25-09-2014 09:07PM

Em, I dunno anymore actually, people say you remember your firsts, I have no idea who I kissed for, and though I know who I had sex with first I have no recollection of the event/day/night/whatever

Probably 10 or 11 though, I was young anyway

The Edster · 25-09-2014 09:15PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

I was going to make some smartarse remark until I realised he's young enough to still believe in Santa....
Send that list off soon, kiddo![/quvote]

K I want a magical puppy

The Edster · 25-09-2014 09:18PM

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

OK Erma my dad sings those songs
It's called a teenage disco
And Fu u

tomwaterford · 25-09-2014 09:20PM

conorh91 wrote: »

You need to get yourself and a wingman down to Coppers.

This is a good weekend for it.

Classic shift and drift is basic physics.

Density(All Ireland weekend) + Energy(pints) = high Probability of collision(shift)

:pac::pac:
sounds like a plan

The Edster · 25-09-2014 09:21PM

Chucken wrote: »

He was only 13 yesterday according to a bit of snooping
Also 'disco' 'shift' ?
Getawayoutofit.

Apparent ly I can't count
And am too retarded to know my own age at 2010 it muatve been 2012
I'm not a Pedro

Chucken · 25-09-2014 09:22PM

The Edster wrote: »

Apparent ly I can't count
And am too retarded to know my own age at 2010 it muatve been 2012
I'm not a Pedro

A what now?

when where and how old at your first meet/shift

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