when where and how old at your first meet/shift

The Edster

I was 11 outside her house in 2010ish

4zn76tysfajdxp

The Edster wrote: »

I was 11

in 2010ish

Oh man, do I feel old after reading that.

dr.bollocko

What do you mean 2010ish? You know your age at the time and presumably your birth date. Do some maths OP. Put the effort in.

Quazzie

How much detail are we allowed to go into before it's technically classed as child porn?

Fat Christy

I was 14 in an underage youth disco to some random lad! Fcuking awful so it was!

TheSheriff

Jesus,

In 2010ish I was probably propped at some bar drowning my sorrows

Feeling extremely old

Agent Coulson

The Edster wrote: »

I was 11 outside her house in 2010ish

Are you even old enough top be posting in After Hours let alone shifting?!

KeithM89

I was going to make some smartarse remark until I realised he's young enough to still believe in Santa....
Send that list off soon, kiddo!

castletownman

The Gaeltacht. A rite of passage for impressionable young country folk staying away from home for the first time.

I believe she was from Roscommon or Leitrim. Somewhere weird. We made out for hours!

dodderangler

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Are you even old enough top be posting in After Hours let alone shifting?!

Most in after hours acts like kids so why can't an actual kid be here?
As long as all his homework is done and his room is tidy then he can come on

4zn76tysfajdxp

I remember when brummytom was the resident youngster in here, now he's fighting a lengthy custody battle with his ex-wife.

Bogwoppit

1994, married her last month.

I'm a slow mover.

KERSPLAT!

I was about 11/12 down the sheds of a building site, tongues flyin around quicker than a washing machine on a dry spin!

conorh91

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

wazky

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I was about 11/12 down the sheds of a building site, tongues flyin around quicker than a washing machine on a dry spin!

Was the foreman a good shift?

Steppenwolfe

Surely there's a teen forum on boards where you can post this nonsense.

4zn76tysfajdxp

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

In fairness I knew all about 80s classics and called them "discos" when I was fifteen, in 1983.

Fat Christy

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

Undercover detective? :pac:

biko

14 or so in a youth disco. Her the same age.
It was brilliant.

Fat Christy

biko wrote: »

14 or so in a youth disco. Her the same age.
It was brilliant.

Ah feck off!

Pocoyo

SEX!!!!

rxan90

I was 22 (VERY late starter, I know) and it was in late 2012. Haven't 'shifted' anyone since ... Forever alone

Chucken

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

He was only 13 yesterday according to a bit of snooping
Also 'disco' 'shift' ?
Getawayoutofit.

ToddyDoody

I think it was at 18 when I was in college. My teen years were quite exciting, as you can imagine.

conorh91

rxan90 wrote: »

I was 22 (VERY late starter, I know) and it was in late 2012. Haven't 'shifted' anyone since ... Forever alone

You need to get yourself and a wingman down to Coppers.

This is a good weekend for it.

Classic shift and drift is basic physics.

Density(All Ireland weekend) + Energy(pints) = high Probability of collision(shift)

kryogen

Em, I dunno anymore actually, people say you remember your firsts, I have no idea who I kissed for, and though I know who I had sex with first I have no recollection of the event/day/night/whatever

Probably 10 or 11 though, I was young anyway

The Edster

KeithM89 wrote: »

I was going to make some smartarse remark until I realised he's young enough to still believe in Santa....
Send that list off soon, kiddo![/quvote]

K I want a magical puppy

The Edster

conorh91 wrote: »

There is no way the OP is 15 or thereabouts.

No 15-year old refers to "discos", nevermind recognizing 80's classics and repeated allusions to his young age.

I hope I'm wrong. Otherwise I don't even want to know why you pretend to be a 15-year old boy.

OK Erma my dad sings those songs
It's called a teenage disco
And Fu u

tomwaterford

conorh91 wrote: »

You need to get yourself and a wingman down to Coppers.

This is a good weekend for it.

Classic shift and drift is basic physics.

Density(All Ireland weekend) + Energy(pints) = high Probability of collision(shift)

:pac::pac:
sounds like a plan

The Edster

Chucken wrote: »

He was only 13 yesterday according to a bit of snooping
Also 'disco' 'shift' ?
Getawayoutofit.

Apparent ly I can't count
And am too retarded to know my own age at 2010 it muatve been 2012
I'm not a Pedro

Chucken

The Edster wrote: »

Apparent ly I can't count
And am too retarded to know my own age at 2010 it muatve been 2012
I'm not a Pedro

A what now?

endacl

Here ya go, OP.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=86023849

4zn76tysfajdxp

The Edster wrote: »

I'm not a Pedro

Si, su nombre es Los Edster.

The Edster

Chucken wrote: »

A what now?

Pedo

Daveysil15

Behind the oil tank in the school. Our school couldn't afford a bike shed. I was 19, but I was kept back a few years.

c_man

Was 10 or 11. Best friend at the time set me up with his sister. A nice shift behind a wall, I even went for grabbing the arse. Fair play to young me.

12 years old at a very lame (even at the time) kiddie disco in the community centre beside Kilmacud church.

The girl's name was Elizabeth

Tigger

1986 lol

Talib Fiasco

I was 11 and it was at the Scór na bPáistí. Great times.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

I was 11 and it was at the Scór na bPáistí.

Aptly named.

endacl

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

Scór na bPáistí.

'Score the children'?!?

:eek:

This thread has taken a weird turn...

fleet_admiral

Leisureplex when I was 14. The girl was the same age as me. We are both in our early 30's now and she is still hot

My first shift was 4 - 9 as a lounge boy in a pub

herisson

12 at a school disco pushed against the kitchenette.

Penny Tration

In St Stephen's Green park, in 2004, when I was 14. He was 24 if i remember correctly :pac:

Still friends, dunno wtf I ever saw in him. Before anyone calls him a pedo, he thought I was 17

lertsnim

What's next? When did you have your first ****? Mid term break already?

boobar

I think I was 13 and it was out the back of my house...

But grandad swears that I was 14

Teyla Emmagan

In the hedge between our houses. I was about ten or eleven. He stuck his tongue in my mouth!!!!

bb1234567

green_screen wrote: »

In St Stephen's Green park, in 2004, when I was 14. He was 24 if i remember correctly :pac:

Still friends, dunno wtf I ever saw in him. Before anyone calls him a pedo, he thought I was 17

Even if he thought you were 17 he would still be way too old for you, hes a creep tbh.

Egginacup

I was 14 when I got my first snog with tongues. Pamela was her name and she tasted of polo mints.

nelly17

The Gaeltacht I'd say there was many a first shift had down there

OldNotWIse

12 in Tunisia with a 17 year old waiter.

Thinking about it now gives me the creeps - but at the time I thought the age gap was cool.