Giant Spiders

BlibBlab · 20-09-2014 10:21PM #1

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

Dtp1979 · 20-09-2014 10:22PM

BlibBlab wrote: »

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

Shjte. I thought it was people on Facebook just postin big spider pics and takin the piss. Are you takin the piss??

wazky · 20-09-2014 10:22PM

On average, we eat 8 spiders in our lifetime as they crawl into our mouth as we sleep.

Think about that now when you are drifting off to sleep tonight.

Sir Arthur Daley · 20-09-2014 10:23PM

The good summer is the cause of it, they ride like mad in the heat.

kneemos · 20-09-2014 10:23PM

The bigger one's are are more intelligent so be careful.

wretcheddomain · 20-09-2014 10:24PM

wazky wrote: »

On average, we eat 8 spiders in our lifetime as they crawl into our mouth as we sleep.

I've always wondered how exactly this is measured?

Do scientists watch a sample of 1,000 people sleep over a lifetime? Not at all, it's complete and utter distilled sh1te.

The Adversary · 20-09-2014 10:25PM

Left the door open to leave the dog out, went upstairs. When I came back down there was 4 or 5 of them all over the kitchen/sitting room aswell as an assortment of crane flies and a couple of moths. Moral of the story? Don't own a dog.

ShadowHearth · 20-09-2014 10:26PM

No big spiders here

. There is tiny one hiding behind bog roll pack in the toilet. I called him Bob. I talk to him while I lay a brick.

wazky · 20-09-2014 10:26PM

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I've always wondered how exactly this is measured?

Do scientists watch a sample of 1,000 people sleep over a lifetime? Not at all, it's complete and utter distilled sh1te.

Can we not just along with it though to frighten the sh1te out of the arachnophobes here?

Mr.Pinchy · 20-09-2014 10:30PM

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Shjte. I thought it was people on Facebook just postin big spider pics and takin the piss. Are you takin the piss??

Na man, he is telling the truth. I saw a spider on my wall the other day, for a split second I thought it was a moth, then I noticed the rugby player sized legs on it...I ran out the room Shrieking...

Captain Chaos · 20-09-2014 10:31PM

A spider woke me up at 5am the other morning walking across my face. I thought I was imagining it and brushed my hand across my face with my eyes still closed and felt it as my hand hit it. Woke up in shock looking for it with the lamp on and saw it walking up my arm. It was only the size of a 2euro coin but had a very big body for its size. Could feel the crunch when I killed the fecker.

fleet_admiral · 20-09-2014 10:34PM

My dog dissected one last night. I dont know if she ate it but there was nothing left when I checked her a few minutes later

kneemos · 20-09-2014 10:35PM

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I've always wondered how exactly this is measured?

Do scientists watch a sample of 1,000 people sleep over a lifetime? Not at all, it's complete and utter distilled sh1te.

Fruit and veg probably have some of those tiny lads on them,who sleeps with their mouths open?

BlibBlab · 20-09-2014 10:36PM

wazky wrote: »

On average, we eat 8 spiders in our lifetime as they crawl into our mouth as we sleep.

Think about that now when you are drifting off to sleep tonight.

These ones would choke you first, massive horrible things, if you were partial though they'd keep you fed for the week

YFlyer · 20-09-2014 10:36PM

BlibBlab wrote: »

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

Why the heck would you do that?!! Spiders are from Mars

Dtp1979 · 20-09-2014 10:37PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

My dog dissected one last night. I dont know if she ate it but there was nothing left when I checked her a few minutes later

Of the dog or the spider?

Dades · 20-09-2014 10:37PM

Captain Chaos wrote: »

A spider woke me up at 5am the other morning walking across my face. I thought I was imagining it and brushed my hand across my face with my eyes still closed and felt it as my hand hit it. Woke up in shock looking for it with the lamp on and saw it walking up my arm. It was only the size of a 2euro coin but had a very big body for its size. Could feel the crunch when I killed the fecker.

That big guy might have just saved you from a fly that was trying to go up your nose.

toastedpickles · 20-09-2014 10:39PM

Google the hobo spider, apprently a house in england or someplace was infested with them

sleep tight

Dtp1979 · 20-09-2014 10:43PM

toastedpickles wrote: »

Google the hobo spider, apprently a house in england or someplace was infested with them

sleep tight

Turn around slowly. What's that on your shoulder

Osmosis Jones · 20-09-2014 10:46PM

toastedpickles wrote: »

Google the hobo spider, apprently a house in england or someplace was infested with them

sleep tight

The irony:p

MidlandsM · 20-09-2014 10:47PM

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

The good summer is the cause of it, they ride like mad in the heat.

bit like myself..... :pac:

DoozerT6 · 20-09-2014 10:52PM

Every fecking year, about this time...haven't seen any of the massive ones yet, but have had the fellas with the tiny bodies and long spindly legs knocking around for a few weeks already. The other ones are nearly as big as crabs. *shudders in anticipation of the onslaught to come*.

Tail Docker · 20-09-2014 10:53PM

BlibBlab wrote: »

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

You're new here, right?

entropi · 20-09-2014 10:55PM

YFlyer wrote: »

Why the heck would you do that?!! Spiders are from Mars

I thought it was Biker Mice?

Its the heat that does it, they love it. When the turn in the weather comes then they try move indoors to stay warm.

Tail Docker · 20-09-2014 10:55PM

wazky wrote: »

Can we not just along with it though to frighten the sh1te out of the arachnophobes here?

Makes sense, that does...t'eldest hater....

wazky · 20-09-2014 10:57PM

Tail Docker wrote: »

Makes sense, that does...t'eldest hater....

G'way with your mange!

Edit: and he isn't a special case, I hate everyone.

jimmythedivil · 20-09-2014 10:59PM

This time of year the males leave their normal habitat to find females. Sher I suppose they are mad for the ride like the rest of us.

MonkieSocks · 20-09-2014 11:11PM

Put some Sugar on the floor at all your Doors.

The Spiders will eat the Sugar and it will rot their Teeth, so they won't be able to Bite You

twinytwo · 20-09-2014 11:18PM

why do you think they created the flamethrower........ incinerate those fcukers

Tail Docker · 20-09-2014 11:22PM

wazky wrote: »

G'way with your mange!

Edit: and he isn't a special case, I hate everyone.

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Banjo String · 20-09-2014 11:23PM

One just ran across my living room floor, and for a split second I was like, ok lads, who own the VW beetle and why the **** didn't you Park it outside

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