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Giant Spiders

BlibBlab

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

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Dtp1979

BlibBlab wrote: »

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

Shjte. I thought it was people on Facebook just postin big spider pics and takin the piss. Are you takin the piss??

wazky

On average, we eat 8 spiders in our lifetime as they crawl into our mouth as we sleep.

Think about that now when you are drifting off to sleep tonight.

Sir Arthur Daley

The good summer is the cause of it, they ride like mad in the heat.

kneemos

The bigger one's are are more intelligent so be careful.

wretcheddomain

wazky wrote: »

On average, we eat 8 spiders in our lifetime as they crawl into our mouth as we sleep.

I've always wondered how exactly this is measured?

Do scientists watch a sample of 1,000 people sleep over a lifetime? Not at all, it's complete and utter distilled sh1te.

The Adversary

Left the door open to leave the dog out, went upstairs. When I came back down there was 4 or 5 of them all over the kitchen/sitting room aswell as an assortment of crane flies and a couple of moths. Moral of the story? Don't own a dog.

ShadowHearth

No big spiders here

. There is tiny one hiding behind bog roll pack in the toilet. I called him Bob. I talk to him while I lay a brick.

wazky

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I've always wondered how exactly this is measured?

Do scientists watch a sample of 1,000 people sleep over a lifetime? Not at all, it's complete and utter distilled sh1te.

Can we not just along with it though to frighten the sh1te out of the arachnophobes here?

Mr.Pinchy

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Shjte. I thought it was people on Facebook just postin big spider pics and takin the piss. Are you takin the piss??

Na man, he is telling the truth. I saw a spider on my wall the other day, for a split second I thought it was a moth, then I noticed the rugby player sized legs on it...I ran out the room Shrieking...

Captain Chaos

A spider woke me up at 5am the other morning walking across my face. I thought I was imagining it and brushed my hand across my face with my eyes still closed and felt it as my hand hit it. Woke up in shock looking for it with the lamp on and saw it walking up my arm. It was only the size of a 2euro coin but had a very big body for its size. Could feel the crunch when I killed the fecker.

fleet_admiral

My dog dissected one last night. I dont know if she ate it but there was nothing left when I checked her a few minutes later

kneemos

wretcheddomain wrote: »

I've always wondered how exactly this is measured?

Do scientists watch a sample of 1,000 people sleep over a lifetime? Not at all, it's complete and utter distilled sh1te.

Fruit and veg probably have some of those tiny lads on them,who sleeps with their mouths open?

BlibBlab

wazky wrote: »

On average, we eat 8 spiders in our lifetime as they crawl into our mouth as we sleep.

Think about that now when you are drifting off to sleep tonight.

These ones would choke you first, massive horrible things, if you were partial though they'd keep you fed for the week

YFlyer

BlibBlab wrote: »

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

Why the heck would you do that?!! Spiders are from Mars

Dtp1979

fleet_admiral wrote: »

My dog dissected one last night. I dont know if she ate it but there was nothing left when I checked her a few minutes later

Of the dog or the spider?

Dades

Captain Chaos wrote: »

A spider woke me up at 5am the other morning walking across my face. I thought I was imagining it and brushed my hand across my face with my eyes still closed and felt it as my hand hit it. Woke up in shock looking for it with the lamp on and saw it walking up my arm. It was only the size of a 2euro coin but had a very big body for its size. Could feel the crunch when I killed the fecker.

That big guy might have just saved you from a fly that was trying to go up your nose.

toastedpickles

Google the hobo spider, apprently a house in england or someplace was infested with them

sleep tight

Dtp1979

toastedpickles wrote: »

Google the hobo spider, apprently a house in england or someplace was infested with them

sleep tight

Turn around slowly. What's that on your shoulder

Osmosis Jones

toastedpickles wrote: »

Google the hobo spider, apprently a house in england or someplace was infested with them

sleep tight

The irony:p

MidlandsM

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

The good summer is the cause of it, they ride like mad in the heat.

bit like myself..... :pac:

DoozerT6

Every fecking year, about this time...haven't seen any of the massive ones yet, but have had the fellas with the tiny bodies and long spindly legs knocking around for a few weeks already. The other ones are nearly as big as crabs. *shudders in anticipation of the onslaught to come*.

Tail Docker

BlibBlab wrote: »

WTF is up with all these giant spiders appearing all of a sudden? I've never seen spiders so big and they're seemingly indestructable too. I'm burning down my house and moving to to Mars if I see another one, I don't even know how they're getting in they're so big. Anyone else plagued by them?

You're new here, right?

entropi

YFlyer wrote: »

Why the heck would you do that?!! Spiders are from Mars

I thought it was Biker Mice?

Its the heat that does it, they love it. When the turn in the weather comes then they try move indoors to stay warm.

Tail Docker

wazky wrote: »

Can we not just along with it though to frighten the sh1te out of the arachnophobes here?

Makes sense, that does...t'eldest hater....

wazky

Tail Docker wrote: »

Makes sense, that does...t'eldest hater....

G'way with your mange!

Edit: and he isn't a special case, I hate everyone.

jimmythedivil

This time of year the males leave their normal habitat to find females. Sher I suppose they are mad for the ride like the rest of us.

MonkieSocks

Put some Sugar on the floor at all your Doors.

The Spiders will eat the Sugar and it will rot their Teeth, so they won't be able to Bite You

twinytwo

why do you think they created the flamethrower........ incinerate those fcukers

Tail Docker

wazky wrote: »

G'way with your mange!

Edit: and he isn't a special case, I hate everyone.

Banjo String

One just ran across my living room floor, and for a split second I was like, ok lads, who own the VW beetle and why the **** didn't you Park it outside