well that escalated quickly!

mackeire · 18-09-2014 11:13AM #1

So last night I was sitting outside the chinese that I do deliveries for. A woman was in the chinese with her mother and 4 kids. The kids were running riot inside and outside the chinese. One of her kids threw something at my car and ran back into the chinese. I looked in at them and saw the woman smack the child on the side of the head. I got out of my car and had a look for any damage and then got back into my car.

The woman walked out of the chinese and came over to my car window. I was expecting an apology but instead she asked me if I had a problem and she told me it was only a lighter that hit my car. She then called me a weirdo and said that my car was a sh1t car. Then she said she'd knock the bollocks out of me. She said all this in her best junkie accent.

When they were leaving the chinese, the womans mother came up to me and apologised for her daughter being a scumbag.

Now don't get me wrong, I called the woman a junkie cnut and said she was a great example for her kids. I wasn't going to ring the gaurds or anything like that but an apology would have been nice.

Is this the way the majority of people has gone?

0byme75341jo28 · 18-09-2014 11:15AM

You know this isn't the way the majority of people have gone.

caolfx · 18-09-2014 11:17AM

I think the majority go to the chipper instead.

kneemos · 18-09-2014 11:17AM

Well if you're a weirdo in a shoite car what ya gonna do?

wazky · 18-09-2014 11:18AM

Waylon Large Prize wrote: »

You know this isn't the way the majority of people have gone.

Could we not have a bit of "outrage" first though before you come in with your common sense please.

I'll start off, she was a junkie from Nigeria who was using the dole to buy chicken balls and sweet and sour sauce.

Who's up next?

Un Croissant · 18-09-2014 11:19AM

It's chaos out here OP. Stay in your car. I got mugged seven times today. In turn I stabbed two people and spat on a third, abducted a child and stopped three women getting an education.

dodderangler · 18-09-2014 11:19AM

Get a new car. Problem solved

The Backwards Man · 18-09-2014 11:20AM

What make of car is it?

ThisRegard · 18-09-2014 11:20AM

What kinda car do you have ? She could be telling the truth.

This wouldn't have happened if the kids were left at home to play on the street.

18-09-2014 11:21AM

You wouldn't see that down the country.

Or outside an Indian.

Or in China.

Mr.David · 18-09-2014 11:21AM

Set child on fire with said lighter.

The Peanut · 18-09-2014 11:23AM

mackeire wrote: »

her best junkie accent.

One of the lesser Irish accents?

fleet_admiral · 18-09-2014 11:24AM

Chinese is disgusting op. Get a job as an Indian takeaway delivery man

kneemos · 18-09-2014 11:24AM

We may be confirming the OP's suspicions.

Timberrrrrrrr · 18-09-2014 11:24AM

mackeire wrote: »

So last night I was sitting outside the chinese that I do deliveries for. A woman was in the chinese with her mother and 4 kids. The kids were running riot inside and outside the chinese. One of her kids threw something at my car and ran back into the chinese. I looked in at them and saw the woman smack the child on the side of the head. I got out of my car and had a look for any damage and then got back into my car.

The woman walked out of the chinese and came over to my car window. I was expecting an apology but instead she asked me if I had a problem and she told me it was only a lighter that hit my car. She then called me a weirdo and said that my car was a sh1t car. Then she said she'd knock the bollocks out of me. She said all this in her best junkie accent.

When they were leaving the chinese, the womans mother came up to me and apologised for her daughter being a scumbag.

Now don't get me wrong, I called the woman a junkie cnut and said she was a great example for her kids. I wasn't going to ring the gaurds or anything like that but an apology would have been nice.

Is this the way the majority of people has gone?

I would have *slapped* the little fecker with my left hand.

*for the record i don't mean to upset the faux outrage crowd and i mean "slap" as in the playful cuff around the ear a loving father or brother would give a child and not in the meaningless violence way that some may take this to mean.

Bio Mech · 18-09-2014 11:25AM

mackeire wrote: »

Is this the way the majority of people has gone?

Yes I believe official statistics show that 51% of people are now junkie cnuts.

Specialun · 18-09-2014 11:26AM

All this talk of Chinese has got me in the mood for chicken balls...The Chinese love their chicken balls

o1s1n · 18-09-2014 11:26AM

Maybe the child was throwing the lighter away from his mother to help her quit her heroin habit.

Your lack of empathy makes me sick OP :pac:

Recondite49 · 18-09-2014 11:26AM

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I would have *slapped* the little fecker with my left hand.

*for the record i don't mean to upset the faux outrage crowd and i mean "slap" as in the playful cuff around the ear a loving father or brother would give a child and not in the meaningless violence way that some may take this to mean.

For boys the best thing to do is to hold them upside down by the ankles while giving them a good talking to - it has a way of arresting their attention without leaving any marks. :-D

frag420 · 18-09-2014 11:27AM

...and here I am sitting at my window looking out for a weirdo in a **** car with my food??

Where in fook are you OP, I am famished!!

Recondite49 · 18-09-2014 11:29AM

o1s1n wrote: »

Maybe the child was throwing the lighter away from his mother to help her quit her heroin habit.

Your lack of empathy makes me sick OP :pac:

Unfortunately, as with taking public transport, the price you pay for being around a takeaway is that you have to mingle with the dregs of the working class.

A few weeks a heavily pregnant teen came to sit next to me, introduced herself and when I tried to give her the old "phone off", she asked if she could borrow it to make a call. I told her (truthfully) I had no credit and was just reading a book.

I am an armchair Socialist so try not to be too alienated but it would be wonderful if there was some kind of process we could go through to prevent these peasants breeding... :-D

Tiddlypeeps · 18-09-2014 11:30AM

The fact that you express suprise at this situation and find it noteworthy enough to post about on the internet kind of proves the point that it's is not even close to how the majority of people act.

aaronjumper · 18-09-2014 11:31AM

Specialun wrote: »

All this talk of Chinese has got me in the mood for chicken balls...The Chinese love their chicken balls

Hate to break it to you but if it has balls then it isn't a chicken. . .

OU812 · 18-09-2014 11:33AM

Specialun wrote: »

All this talk of Chinese has got me in the mood for chicken balls...The Chinese love their chicken balls

They're very expensive. You only get two to a chicken.

iDave · 18-09-2014 11:33AM

Can someone confirm the rumours that the Chinese are a great bunch of lads?

mackeire · 18-09-2014 11:34AM

The car is my mothers 01 Toyota Yaris. Black in colour, 74,000 miles. No damage (except for where the lighter hit) and serviced regularly.

I may be a weirdo but tis a grand car.

aaronjumper · 18-09-2014 11:36AM

mackeire wrote: »

The car is my mothers 01 Toyota Yaris. Black in colour, 74,000 miles. No damage (except for where the lighter hit) and serviced regularly.

I may be a weirdo but tis a grand car.

Just be glad that a story is all you have left over. No serious damage to you or the car. A good ending to a bad story. (The story being bad by what happened in it, not the way you told it.)

stefan idiot jones · 18-09-2014 11:38AM

iDave wrote: »

Can someone confirm the rumours that the Chinese are a great bunch of lads?

Consider it confirmed.

Apart from the cat fritters.

jimgoose · 18-09-2014 11:40AM

None of ye have a clue. Not one. Not until you put out your hand where your friend's face used to be only to find he's fcuked off for a piss and left the remains of his Schezwan chicken there. Let it go maaan, forget it - it's fcukin' Chinatown. :mad:

wazky · 18-09-2014 11:41AM

mackeire wrote: »

I may be a weirdo

What kind of a weirdo sits outside eating establishments and peers in at the customers of an evening?

biko · 18-09-2014 11:43AM

mackeire wrote: »

Is this the way the majority of people has gone?

Not where I live.

The scumbag mother probably have learned that pre-emptive aggression will save her grief as normal people tend to back off when threatened.

well that escalated quickly!

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