What type of drunk are you?

Oranage2 · 17-09-2014 08:15PM #1

So just back from the bar, only had a beer but I got watching some people and how they acted drunk.

- One guy head down asleep at the table.
- Another guy wasted and slapping people.
- 2 young girls late teens dancing sluttily.
- One guy middle aged trying to hit on them.

Most of the other were just having a good time.

So how do you act when you're drunk, I'm kinda chatty but when I've had to much I try wind people up in a jovial way but I can be taken the wrong way.

What about you?

Mr.Crinklewood · 17-09-2014 08:16PM

**** off you **** or I'll slap your ****ing head in.

catallus · 17-09-2014 08:17PM

When you say middle-aged, what age are we talking?

0byme75341jo28 · 17-09-2014 08:17PM

Drunk at quarter past 8? :eek:

monkeysnapper · 17-09-2014 08:18PM

- 2 young girls late teens dancing sluttily.

That's disgusting !!! What's name of bar and where is it , I'm making a complaint .

Oranage2 · 17-09-2014 08:20PM

catallus wrote: »

When you say middle-aged, what age are we talking?

40

Also It's 3 am where I live.

bitemeluis · 17-09-2014 08:20PM

Frankie Hundreds Cheeseburger wrote: »

Drunk at quarter past 8? :eek:

On a Wednesday...

J Mysterio · 17-09-2014 08:20PM

Yeah, what bar OP

irishgrover · 17-09-2014 08:20PM

to answer your question...............sleepy

salmocab · 17-09-2014 08:20PM

I'm a delight

genericguy · 17-09-2014 08:21PM

I almost never defile myself.

FloatingVoter · 17-09-2014 08:21PM

The inebriated after work crowd. Probably an overpriced bar in the city centre somewhere. Always the sloppy drunks. If I had to guess I'd say Hairy Lemon or some similar dive.

Me, when drunk - talkative and sleepy towards the end of the session. I'd tend towards crying if my water ducts worked.

Oranage2 · 17-09-2014 08:22PM

monkeysnapper wrote: »

- 2 young girls late teens dancing sluttily.

That's disgusting !!! What's name of bar and where is it , I'm making a complaint .

Ha I didn't mean it in a bad way, Maybe change it to provocatively.

Duff · 17-09-2014 08:24PM

I'm the type of drunk who talks complete and utter shíte to anyone that will humour me.

0byme75341jo28 · 17-09-2014 08:25PM

Duff wrote: »

I'm the type of drunk who talks complete and utter shíte to anyone that will humour me.

Ah, that's like me when I'm sober

FloatingVoter · 17-09-2014 08:26PM

Duff wrote: »

I'm the type of drunk who talks complete and utter shíte to anyone that will humour me.

You're among friends.

wazky · 17-09-2014 08:28PM

The sleazy kind.

And when I'm drunk, I'm worse.

dodderangler · 17-09-2014 08:28PM

I tend to dance like a nsync reject and not shut up talking

Soft Falling Rain · 17-09-2014 08:28PM

Quite serene and basically the same when sober, albeit a little more confident, just keep all forms of social media away from me.

goz83 · 17-09-2014 08:31PM

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

Quite serene and basically the same when sober, albeit a little more confident, just keep all forms of social media away from me.

Ditto

Nib · 17-09-2014 08:33PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

40

Also It's 3 am where I live.

Leitrim?

iMac_Hunt · 17-09-2014 08:34PM

I'm a quiet drunk. The more pints I drink, the quieter I become. I'll chat away with close friends/family but if I'm around people I don't know well, I'm extremely quiet. A bit of a freak I am!

Davarus Walrus · 17-09-2014 08:35PM

Loveable rogue with moments of quiet contemplation.

beks101 · 17-09-2014 08:35PM

Silly, childish, mischievous, motormouth, horny and a big fat liar.
I tell the most spectacular lies when I'm drunk about anything and everything, it's really quite odd.

Kev.OC · 17-09-2014 08:36PM

To be honest I stopped drinking heavily cause I didn't like the way I acted when drunk. Still enjoy a few beers/glasses of wine (sometimes shots when the mood is right), but I'm much more conscious of my behavior.

But to answer your question, I got annoyingly repetitive.

DVDM93 · 17-09-2014 08:38PM

Oranage2 wrote: »

40

Also It's 3 am where I live.

Any last minute cheap flights going to the location of this bar you speak of? I've had it now with slutty girls, last straw. There'll be a complaint. Any pictures so I can easily identify them?

The Backwards Man · 17-09-2014 08:39PM

I'm the same as when I'm sober, only worse.

Soft Falling Rain · 17-09-2014 08:47PM

Most drunks are fine by me anyway, even the messy mares. Just don't be agro, and don't be trying to be "referee" in a healthy debate I'm having about utter ****e.

gugleguy · 17-09-2014 08:52PM

OP at ye trying to steal one of my thread topic? Feckkkk sssaaayke. Goin'back to me neat jonnywalker now. Nver min'hic'

castletownman · 17-09-2014 08:52PM

The "texting the ex at 2AM after a few jager-bombs in a genius attempt to win her back and re-kindle our undying love" kind of drunk

I must give up the jager-bombs.

I am pie · 17-09-2014 08:53PM

Am an awful waffler when drunk, need to keep reminding myself to shut up and listen to the person talking to me.

What type of drunk are you?

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