What type of drunk are you?

Oranage2

So just back from the bar, only had a beer but I got watching some people and how they acted drunk.

- One guy head down asleep at the table.
- Another guy wasted and slapping people.
- 2 young girls late teens dancing sluttily.
- One guy middle aged trying to hit on them.

Most of the other were just having a good time.


So how do you act when you're drunk, I'm kinda chatty but when I've had to much I try wind people up in a jovial way but I can be taken the wrong way.


What about you?

Mr.Crinklewood

**** off you **** or I'll slap your ****ing head in.

catallus

When you say middle-aged, what age are we talking?

0byme75341jo28

Drunk at quarter past 8? :eek:

monkeysnapper

- 2 young girls late teens dancing sluttily.


That's disgusting !!! What's name of bar and where is it , I'm making a complaint .

Oranage2

catallus wrote: »

When you say middle-aged, what age are we talking?

40



Also It's 3 am where I live.

bitemeluis

Frankie Hundreds Cheeseburger wrote: »

Drunk at quarter past 8? :eek:

On a Wednesday...

J Mysterio

Yeah, what bar OP

irishgrover

to answer your question...............sleepy

salmocab

I'm a delight

genericguy

I almost never defile myself.

FloatingVoter

The inebriated after work crowd. Probably an overpriced bar in the city centre somewhere. Always the sloppy drunks. If I had to guess I'd say Hairy Lemon or some similar dive.

Me, when drunk - talkative and sleepy towards the end of the session. I'd tend towards crying if my water ducts worked.

Oranage2

monkeysnapper wrote: »

- 2 young girls late teens dancing sluttily.


That's disgusting !!! What's name of bar and where is it , I'm making a complaint .

Ha I didn't mean it in a bad way, Maybe change it to provocatively.

Duff

I'm the type of drunk who talks complete and utter shíte to anyone that will humour me.

0byme75341jo28

Duff wrote: »

I'm the type of drunk who talks complete and utter shíte to anyone that will humour me.

Ah, that's like me when I'm sober

FloatingVoter

Duff wrote: »

I'm the type of drunk who talks complete and utter shíte to anyone that will humour me.

You're among friends.

wazky

The sleazy kind.

And when I'm drunk, I'm worse.

dodderangler

I tend to dance like a nsync reject and not shut up talking

Soft Falling Rain

Quite serene and basically the same when sober, albeit a little more confident, just keep all forms of social media away from me.

goz83

Soft Falling Rain wrote: »

Quite serene and basically the same when sober, albeit a little more confident, just keep all forms of social media away from me.

Ditto

Nib

Oranage2 wrote: »

40


Also It's 3 am where I live.

Leitrim?

iMac_Hunt

I'm a quiet drunk. The more pints I drink, the quieter I become. I'll chat away with close friends/family but if I'm around people I don't know well, I'm extremely quiet. A bit of a freak I am!

Davarus Walrus

Loveable rogue with moments of quiet contemplation.

beks101

Silly, childish, mischievous, motormouth, horny and a big fat liar.
I tell the most spectacular lies when I'm drunk about anything and everything, it's really quite odd.

Kev.OC

To be honest I stopped drinking heavily cause I didn't like the way I acted when drunk. Still enjoy a few beers/glasses of wine (sometimes shots when the mood is right), but I'm much more conscious of my behavior.

But to answer your question, I got annoyingly repetitive.

DVDM93

Oranage2 wrote: »

40



Also It's 3 am where I live.

Any last minute cheap flights going to the location of this bar you speak of? I've had it now with slutty girls, last straw. There'll be a complaint. Any pictures so I can easily identify them?

The Backwards Man

I'm the same as when I'm sober, only worse.

Soft Falling Rain

Most drunks are fine by me anyway, even the messy mares. Just don't be agro, and don't be trying to be "referee" in a healthy debate I'm having about utter ****e.

gugleguy

OP at ye trying to steal one of my thread topic? Feckkkk sssaaayke. Goin'back to me neat jonnywalker now. Nver min'hic'

castletownman

The "texting the ex at 2AM after a few jager-bombs in a genius attempt to win her back and re-kindle our undying love" kind of drunk

I must give up the jager-bombs.

I am pie

Am an awful waffler when drunk, need to keep reminding myself to shut up and listen to the person talking to me.

Davarus Walrus

Contrary and sarcastic.

Miss Lizzie Jones

I'm a giggly, horny drunk when I'm drinking that is.

My friend told me I'm just me enhanced when I'm drunk. That I'm a lovely drunk apparently. Mostly because I say what I think when I'm sober so there are no surprises when I'm after a few pints

I am a nice drunk in fairness, I get giddier, and more helpful, and tell everyone they're pretty or they've a nice dress on.

Then I dance sluttily while hitting on and slapping men, and eventually I fall asleep on a table.

Sam Kade

Deleted User wrote: »

My friend told me I'm just me enhanced when I'm drunk. That I'm a lovely drunk apparently. Mostly because I say what I think when I'm sober so there are no surprises when I'm after a few pints

I am a nice drunk in fairness, I get giddier, and more helpful, and tell everyone they're pretty or they've a nice dress on.

Then I dance sluttily while hitting on and slapping men, and eventually I fall asleep on a table.

Women shouldn't drink pints :mad:




























I'll run for cover

Hilly Bill

What type of drunk are you?

Pissed mainly.

EoghanIRL

Going to the bar on a Wednesday .

wazky

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Going to the bar on a Wednesday .

You mad bastard, don't go too crazy on the shandys now.

Mint Aero

What were you doing at a bar at 3 am and only having a 'beer' you creeeeeeep!

You sound like taxi driver

EoghanIRL

wazky wrote: »

You mad bastard, don't go too crazy on the shandys now.

Not me the op :L

Sam Kade

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Not me the op :L

I think he already knew that

RayM

Very aware. I become weirdly self-conscious when drunk. Not particularly relaxed. Bored (mainly because I'm listening to other drunk people). Hungry. Very, very hungry. It doesn't take a lot to get me drunk, but people have observed that I 'appear' very sober. Until I try to stand up, which is when things start to go awry.

This is why I don't really drink. Doesn't really do anything positive for me. I'm no 'craic' at all. And have no desire to be. Bollocks to alcohol - I'd rather have a cup of tea.

EoghanIRL

Sam Kade wrote: »

I think he already knew that

I'm late to the party so .

TheBeardedLady

Most of the time I'm silly/clown-esque but love the deep, heavy chats hammered. I can get ranty if I'm REALLY pissed on wine, which occasionally gets me into trouble.

oldyouth

I go in stages.

Happy
Quiet
Extremely Funny (cannot overstate that enough)
Repetitive
Generous
Repetitive
Sleepy

anncoates

Sometimes slightly over animated and demonstrative. Usually good natured enough. Prone to repeating myself .

I tend to hit a peak early and then plateau out .

AnonoBoy

I'm the intoxicated kind.

whisky_galore

Completely chilled when drunk, violent and easy to take offence when sober.

Rogaine2

Pint 1: a lady

Pint 2: a philosopher

Pint 3: I realise that I know an awful lot more than everyone around me.

Pint 4: I begin to impart my knowledge on everyone around me

Pint 5: I head to the dancefloor

Pint 6: I AM THE ****ING DANCEFLOOR BABY!!!!

Pint 7: I hit the dancefloor

Pint 8: I argue with the barman who should have KNOWN that I would have fallen over.

Pint 9: I tell everyone to just go away and leave me alone

Pint 10: I tell the nice garda man that I'm really a VEWY VEWY VEWY WESPECTOBIL PARSON..... Hiccup...

DLMA23

I'm either laughing, singing or sleeping...I'm a happy drunk

beano345

Grand up until a certain point...then the brakes come off and absolutely anything goes...I go rogue