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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Thought for a moment Joe had gone on a bit of a spending spree

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/tycoon-buys-30-rollsroyce-phantoms-30593201.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,123 ✭✭✭✭neris


    Petrol pump attendant was one I heard of recently. Full training provided and all. Seriously.

    havent seen a petrol pump attendant in years until a few weeks back when our local station had 1 going round and a big poster oustide advertising forecourt attendant on duty


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    neris wrote: »
    Thought for a moment Joe had gone on a bit of a spending spree

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/tycoon-buys-30-rollsroyce-phantoms-30593201.html

    That would be a stunt more like d'innur city's greatest entrepren-oooooher Dr. Bill Cullen. I've said it before on here that despite his wealth I suspect Joe is so tight he'd drive to Cork for a free cup of tea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,117 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    That would be a stunt more like d'innur city's greatest entrepren-oooooher Dr. Bill Cullen. I've said it before on here that despite his wealth I suspect Joe is so tight he'd drive to Cork for a free cup of tea.

    "he'd live in your ear, and rent the other one out for a flat" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    neris wrote: »
    Thought for a moment Joe had gone on a bit of a spending spree

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/tycoon-buys-30-rollsroyce-phantoms-30593201.html

    That wouldn't be him, as a gentleman doesn't drive a Rolls-Royce.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Somebody has tampered with Queen Victoria's anvil

    Hercule Duffy investigates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Somebody has tampered with Queen Victoria's anvil

    Hercule Duffy investigates

    When he's in investigate mode, he's Horatijoe, aptly named after the world's greatest investigator (and actor):

    fark_z3jYC8B9XenJyq19PZaL2Kzbhm4.jpg?t=YHvEhToB5-MrZeesMQOn4w&f=1411358400


    one can even imagine Joe with the auld sunglasses staring into the mirror and winking at himself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    JobsBridge….I'm bored already.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "She wants to stimulate herself"

    Ok. I'm interested again!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    " as a Mooooooooom "

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    "Stimulate herself"...ooh err missus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,408 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    To misquote Dastardly from Dastardly and Muttley cartoon:

    "What did she say, what did she say?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    jesus luv slow down,theres an hour to go yet !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Yakuza wrote: »
    "Stimulate herself"...ooh err missus!

    Could me a stimulating day on de lavlahn.....on the other hand.....:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,130 ✭✭✭Yakuza


    signostic wrote: »
    Could me a stimulating day on de lavlahn.....on the other hand.....:(

    Arrragh don't be talking about stimulation and hands in the same sentence, you'll go blind!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    signostic wrote: »
    Could me a stimulating day on de lavlahn.....on the other hand.....:(

    I see what you did there ;), admittedly accidentally ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭EmilyHoward


    Since when is €238 = nothing? I'm against jobsbridge in principle but spouting rubbish like this does the cause no favors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joe went very quiet there when the caller asked "would anyone work for nothing?.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Joe went very quiet there when the caller asked "would anyone work for nothing?.

    noticed that.

    was praying he'd ask if joe would do it.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    If Teresa's kid was one of the kids given to the JobsBridge Teacher she'd be the first to get onto to Joe saying it's not good enough and her child's education is suffering etc. etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    they really dont care about the children when push comes to shove

    teaching used to be a vocation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    I'm waiting for Noo Yoik moooooom to say this:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Yakuza wrote: »
    Arrragh don't be talking about stimulation and hands in the same sentence, you'll go blind!

    This come to mind...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    31914460.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    this lad is class.

    he's really upsetting the arguement.

    :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 97 ✭✭EmilyHoward


    Here we go with the €50 a week nonsense again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    Sarah Bucker ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I never thought I'd say this about Da Lahv Lahn but that male caller made some interesting points.


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