Homeless man picks up women each night to keep him off the streets

FloatingVoter · 16-09-2014 07:28PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

I need to get me one of these -

Must you always interrupt while I derail a thread.:rolleyes:

quadrifoglio verde · 16-09-2014 07:30PM

Mate of mine did this in the first term of third year for a solid month, charm, drink and not caring about looks were the key. In fairness to him, he was an expert at getting any girl he liked, he used to bet drinks on how long it'd take (needless to say, we stopped betting after a while). Although if it was a particularly quiet night (Tuesday in dublin for example) he'd go for the really ugly drunk girl, he'd just promise her sex in the morning instead of at 4 am (girls always seem to prefer it in the morning) and make sure he'd leave early enough to not have to do the deed :pac:

Since he's gotten himself a girlfriend who has him under lock and key it seems :rolleyes:

EyeSight · 16-09-2014 07:43PM

Slash from GnR claims to have done this when the band was starting out and poor/homeless. He would pick up a chick every night just for a place to stay. Sometimes the rest of the band would rob the house while he was doing the deed.
This could be just one of those stories though..

The Purveyor of Truth · 16-09-2014 07:54PM

EyeSight wrote: »

This could be just one of those stories though..

Slash is a gent. Doesn't come across as someone that would fabricate stories. As honest as the day is long I'd say and so I believe him, even the mother and daughter story

Pyridine · 16-09-2014 08:27PM

SMJSF wrote: »

Ive actually heard of a guy in Dublin city do this! :-O

No, no...you misunderstood. They didn't mean it literally when they said Bertie Aherne fcuked us all.

bur · 17-09-2014 12:42AM

He just wants his kids back!

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Homeless man picks up women each night to keep him off the streets

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