Homeless man picks up women each night to keep him off the streets

The Purveyor of Truth

This guy has to be on a wind up..

Homeless Man Uses NYC Women for Sex and Shelter

Meet homeless Joe - the rugged roaming Romeo who lives many men's dream lifestyle despite occasionally sleeping on the cold, hard pavement.

Because it's a case of a different girl every night for the ladies' man, aged 26, who relies on pulling women to keep a roof over his head in Manhattan, New York.

Throughout the daytime, he manages to blag as many freebies as he can, pinching free shop samples of deodorant and hairgel, while spending what little money he earns from begging on keeping up his appearance.

Even though Joe has only four different outfits, he claims his arrogance and swagger charm women into inviting him into their homes for up to several nights at a time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmav517MQJc

He said: "New York City is amazing it has 8 million people so you can f*** a different girl like, whenever you want.

"Dude I'll go up to any random girl and tell them I love them, I wanna marry 'em - just for general recreational purposes.

"I was sleeping at this broad's house and last night we went drinking and were eating lobster like classy individuals."

"It will be like 7 o'clock in the morning, girls wake me up and say you're passed out on the sidewalk - you need to go home. I say I f***ing am home!

"But I wake up with money in my pocket - my responsibility is to not look homeless, I go to the shop gel my hair, grab a Red Bull and walk out."

That's it. I've just given my notice to my landlord and I'll be changing my username to The Homeless Don Juan.

You'll find me asleep across the road from Coppers.

The Purveyor of Truth

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

You'll find me asleep across the road from Coppers.

Won't you have entirely missed the point then :P

fedor.2.

Haha legend

anncoates

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Meet homeless Joe - the rugged roaming Romeo

I can read no further, being as clogged with vomit as I am.

The Purveyor of Truth

Deleted User wrote: »

Won't you have entirely missed the point then :P

Only 'till midnight I mean, getting me rest for the long night of "laying of pipe"

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I had to laugh at the 'waste of space' option on the poll. Really going in depth for public opinion. :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

"How could you not do drugs and drink? The misery would overwhelm me."

Haha, he seems nice

ireland.man

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

This guy has to be on a wind up..



That's it. I've just given my notice to my landlord and I'll be changing my username to The Homeless Don Juan.

You'll find me asleep across the road from Coppers.

With a plan like that, you won't be named The Homeless Don Juan, you'll be called Patient Zero.

Yamanoto

He didn't get where he is today without a little forward planning...

"I'm gonna go drink this right now, get belligerently sh1tfaced & go yell at people & fcuk girls"

FloatingVoter

Expect the movie along shortly. Its been made a few times already though - most notably as Midnight Cowboy (1969).

Czarcasm

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

This guy has to be on a wind up..

It's not entirely implausible...

That's it. I've just given my notice to my landlord and I'll be changing my username to The Homeless Don Juan.

You'll find me asleep across the road from Coppers.

You missed this bit at the end

And his message for the youth of today?

"Never become like me... ever.

I can almost guarantee you that what he's doing at 26, he sure as hell won't be doing it at 36...

SMJSF

Ive actually heard of a guy in Dublin city do this! :-O

FloatingVoter

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

This guy has to be on a wind up..



That's it. I've just given my notice to my landlord and I'll be changing my username to The Homeless Don Juan.

You'll find me asleep across the road from Coppers.

That spot has been taken.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-exposed-and-touched-himself-in-front-of-copperface-jacks-club-goers-30589950.html

Hazys

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

This guy has to be on a wind up..

That's what i thought at first but there is one thing that stands out is his couldn't give 2 fcuks level of confidence...the most important part of pulling birds, everything else is secondary.

Fizman

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Expect the movie along shortly. Its been made a few times already though - most notably as Midnight Cowboy (1969).

Such a suitable year to be made in too!

Wibbs

I call utter shenanigans myself. He looks far too clean. Where does he shave and crap and wash? A dab of hair gel in a chemist ain't gonna cover up the funk off his body. As well in a couple of the shots the women would have seen the camera. No way in hell is he doing this in the winter in New York either unless he's working on a book entitled "How to pick up the ladies when you're an icicle". IMH it's some film school type project looking to get as wide an exposure as possible on the 'Tube and it's working.

Wompa1

Wasn't Russel Brand homeless and f*ckin hundreds of women and one guy!?

UCDVet

It would make about a million times more sense to date one of those girls. Preferably one with a decent job, than the perpetually track down new girls to let him crash at their place for a night.

"I was sleeping at this broad's house and last night we went drinking and were eating lobster like classy individuals."

Yes, that screams class alright.

He'll be a human popsicle by the end of October if this is true, which it really, really isn't.

FloatingVoter

Wibbs wrote: »

I call utter shenanigans myself. He looks far too clean. Where does he shave and crap and wash? A dab of hair gel in a chemist ain't gonna cover up the funk off his body. As well in a couple of the shots the women would have seen the camera. No way in hell is he doing this in the winter in New York either unless he's working on a book entitled "How to pick up the ladies when you're an icicle". IMH it's some film school type project looking to get as wide an exposure as possible on the 'Tube and it's working.

+1. Its doable for a fortnight or even a month. Washing in gyms, hotel bathrooms etc. But as a lifestyle choice - we all get sick from time to time. If he came down with a dose of the flu or a temperature, the mask slips. And its gone for good. Once he starts losing weight, smelling bad etc. it won't work.
Also no professional con artist would be publicising his lifestyle. Plenty of people have grafted their way from the streets into male escort work (which involves a flat and a phone) with the dream being a dumb mark with a Park Avenue apartment. Nobody voluntarily stays at the starting line (the street).

I Heart Internet

UCDVet wrote: »

It would make about a million times more sense to date one of those girls. Preferably one with a decent job, than the perpetually track down new girls to let him crash at their place for a night.

Some girls don't want to be in a serious relationship with a homeless sexaholic. They can be picky like that.

I think this guy is probably part true, part made-up for the TV. As stated above, he's unlikely to be doing this in January in New York.

UCDVet

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Some girls don't want to be in a serious relationship with a homeless sexaholic. They can be picky like that.

I think this guy is probably part true, part made-up for the TV. As stated above, he's unlikely to be doing this in January in New York.

I think the whole thing is fake, to be perfectly honest.

But the thing is, he's either so charming that women will sleep with him knowing he's a homeless sexaholic, or he lies to them. In either case, it'd be a lot easier to date one woman who will support him. Or as you say, find a relationship during the winter.

smash

According to the poll on the article 43% of readers think he's a waste.

mikeym

Legend!

Just tell the New York Ladies your fake intentions and you get a night in the sack

The Purveyor of Truth

FloatingVoter wrote: »

That spot has been taken.

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-exposed-and-touched-himself-in-front-of-copperface-jacks-club-goers-30589950.html

Christ, what a calamity of a case. Surprised it wasn't totally thrown out.

The Backwards Man

What a load of balls.

Can blag his way into a woman's heart every night but can't blag his way into a job?

Yeah.

Czarcasm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

What a load of balls.

Can blag his way into a woman's heart every night but can't blag his way into a job?

Yeah.

If I'm honest, I thought that was the most believable part of his whole shtick! :pac:

He comes across as an awful cock, and there's definitely more to the story, but I hadn't factored in that NY has much harsher weather than we get over here, and he must be only new on the streets, because he's as naive as the women that take him into their bed.

Czarcasm

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Christ, what a calamity of a case. Surprised it wasn't totally thrown out.

It was handled badly alright...

FloatingVoter

Czarcasm wrote: »

It was handled badly alright...

...bloody female cops perving a lad having a quiet spot of self-relief. Should be ashamed of herself.

The Diabolical Monocle

Homeless man picks up women each night to keep him off the streets.



Course he does, he's also been on a flying saucer, isn't using and hasn't sucked a truckers penis for food.

Czarcasm

FloatingVoter wrote: »

...bloody female cops perving a lad having a quiet spot of self-relief. Should be ashamed of herself.

I need to get me one of these -

FloatingVoter

Czarcasm wrote: »

I need to get me one of these -

Must you always interrupt while I derail a thread.:rolleyes:

quadrifoglio verde

Mate of mine did this in the first term of third year for a solid month, charm, drink and not caring about looks were the key. In fairness to him, he was an expert at getting any girl he liked, he used to bet drinks on how long it'd take (needless to say, we stopped betting after a while). Although if it was a particularly quiet night (Tuesday in dublin for example) he'd go for the really ugly drunk girl, he'd just promise her sex in the morning instead of at 4 am (girls always seem to prefer it in the morning) and make sure he'd leave early enough to not have to do the deed :pac:

Since he's gotten himself a girlfriend who has him under lock and key it seems :rolleyes:

EyeSight

Slash from GnR claims to have done this when the band was starting out and poor/homeless. He would pick up a chick every night just for a place to stay. Sometimes the rest of the band would rob the house while he was doing the deed.
This could be just one of those stories though..

The Purveyor of Truth

EyeSight wrote: »

This could be just one of those stories though..

Slash is a gent. Doesn't come across as someone that would fabricate stories. As honest as the day is long I'd say and so I believe him, even the mother and daughter story

Pyridine

SMJSF wrote: »

Ive actually heard of a guy in Dublin city do this! :-O

No, no...you misunderstood. They didn't mean it literally when they said Bertie Aherne fcuked us all.

bur

He just wants his kids back!

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