If you were allowed to murder one person, who would it be?

groucho marx · 14-09-2014 07:12PM

Reminds me of op :-S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1N_jkgv3vw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nino Brown · 14-09-2014 07:14PM

I would have to say AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI

REWARD: The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Ayman Al-Zawahiri.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo · 14-09-2014 07:16PM

Little CuChulainn wrote: »

Probably someone like this guy

****ing hell!!!

I'll get the shovel. :mad:

mister gullible · 14-09-2014 07:17PM

Been there, done that.

chrysagon · 14-09-2014 07:22PM

Nino Brown wrote: »

I would have to say AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI

REWARD: The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Ayman Al-Zawahiri.

forget the shovel. its a dustpan u need for that scumbag

Richard Hillman · 14-09-2014 07:43PM

I have no real gripe with him but if I were to kill Vladimir Putin it would save a lot of hassle.

groucho marx · 14-09-2014 07:44PM

Please richard,come back to weatherfield and finish what you started!

endacl · 14-09-2014 10:05PM

beantins wrote: »

I would take great joy from slowly tortuing noel edmonds until his body gives up! Preferabbly infront of a packed audience of deal or no deal " pilgrims " GOD I HATE THAT SHOW

That compulsory show?

BMJD · 14-09-2014 10:17PM

Barry Scott from Cillit Bang. ****ing **** has been wrecking me head for years now.

0byme75341jo28 · 14-09-2014 10:18PM

Louie Spence, darling.

apollo8 · 14-09-2014 10:20PM

Kay Burley. :pac:

Westernyelp · 14-09-2014 10:22PM

JaMarcusHustle wrote: »

The guy who stayed up all night looking for cheap hotel rooms in that Hotels Combined ad. Absolute cúnt.

I would love to tag along on that one if ya need a hand

Sam Kade · 14-09-2014 10:22PM

Bertie Aherne now anyone know how to inflict a very slow lingering death

Dying too quick would be letting him off light.

Iranoutofideas · 14-09-2014 10:30PM

You know when you buy something and its in that clear hard plastic wrapping that takes the shape of the item.

Fcukin cnut whoever they are. Impossible to open. :mad:

This kind of ****ology

CaptainInsano · 14-09-2014 10:39PM

I'd murder a cup of tay instead boy.

johnayo · 14-09-2014 10:47PM

Any number of Christian brothers that battered me, back in the day during my time in the North Mon.

jimboblep · 14-09-2014 11:26PM

Harvey norman or at least the guy who does the voiceover for the adds

mackeire · 14-09-2014 11:40PM

Either George W Bush for the war on supposed terror OR that Baldy Mcdonagh fool for simply being a prime example of being a complete and utter good for nothing and a waste of midwives time while being born.

The One Doctor · 14-09-2014 11:42PM

Anders Brevik.

rannerap · 14-09-2014 11:48PM

Kim kardasian. so so sick of her

endacl · 14-09-2014 11:57PM

Dave! wrote: »

The disgusting c*nt from ISIS who is doing the beheadings.

I must admit, I do look forward to hearing the news that some S.E.A.L. team have arrived in the middle if the night to effortlessly squash that pointless prick and all his backward little pals. If they use a drone, I hope that it's in daytime, he turns to see it, and the camera on the nose is recording in glorious 1080p.

That's my visceral reaction, of course. On reflection though, I'd probably settle for his being captured and kept till death in a 4 foot cube, with one bucket to eat from, filled once a month, and one to sh1t in. Also emptied once a month. Perhaps he could be kept on display somewhere?

See? I'm not that bloodthirsty after all.

Dublinpato · 15-09-2014 12:27AM

BMJD wrote: »

Barry Scott from Cillit Bang. ****ing **** has been wrecking me head for years now.

I take it you've never tried the penny test then?.

stefan idiot jones · 15-09-2014 07:40AM

Lenny Henry.

(No Explanation Needed)

caolfx · 15-09-2014 07:51AM

I don't want to murder him, but I'd love to give Kanye West a serious beating. Utter twat.

gramar · 15-09-2014 07:56AM

SuperOito wrote: »

I don't want to murder him, but I'd love to give Kanye West a serious beating. Utter twat.

You need to go to the 'If you were allowed to give a serious beating to one person' thread.

As for murder, no-one on my radar just now but no doubt candidates will present themselves on an almost hourly basis.

preston johnny · 15-09-2014 09:56AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Tom Donaldson.

I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!'

:D Nice 1

Alan: Sleep well, Michael! Who’s Tom Donaldson?
Michael: Oh, he’s just a mate.

housetypeb · 15-09-2014 10:14AM

That bastard that does the voice over in the radio ad for Brennans bread,today! His ould fella sycophantic shtick does my head in-which makes me inclined to take a base ball bat to his.

sbsquarepants · 15-09-2014 10:18AM

JaMarcusHustle wrote: »

The guy who stayed up all night looking for cheap hotel rooms in that Hotels Combined ad. Absolute cúnt.

It's mushroom season - his behaviour makes perfect sense!

As for my choice - I refuse to be limited to 1 person, that's just teasing!

stimpson · 15-09-2014 11:29AM

Santa Cruz wrote: »

A bitch crossed me in Tescos and gave me a dirty stare. I slipped two boxes of condoms from the pharmacy section in to her trolley when she wasn't looking and had a good laugh at her at the checkout

That's awesome - I'm so doing that!

ancapailldorcha · 15-09-2014 11:30AM

Piers Morgan.

No explanation necessary.

If you were allowed to murder one person, who would it be?

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