If you were allowed to murder one person, who would it be?

Nomis21

I am 60 years old but I would hunt down my School Geography teacher from 1969 and get great pleasure in the surprise look on his face when he sees me and remembers when he made me go back nearly a mile just to pick up some orange peel I buried on a field trip in Wales. He was spiteful, because everyone knows orange peel is organic and would have decomposed in time.

Somehow I never forgot this incident Mr Williams, and although you may be in your eighties, I know that if they can find Eichman then I can find you as well.

monflat

Ryan turbidy.....

endacl

Grudges fester, y'know?

Maybe time to move on?

Ted_YNWA

I have a few people in mind, but am not putting it out in the public domain.

1. They would be onto the fact & thus ruin the element of surprise

2. The Guards would have a prime suspect as soon as event was committed.

JaMarcusHustle

The guy who stayed up all night looking for cheap hotel rooms in that Hotels Combined ad. Absolute cúnt.

freshpopcorn

That little guy who kept throwing orange peeling everywhere when we were on a school geography trip and then he got all smart with me when I told him to pick it up.

Birneybau

monflat wrote: »

Ryan turbidy.....

Tubridy. And why?

PizzamanIRL

You, OP. You.

huey1975

Birneybau wrote: »

Tubridy. And why?

Because he doesn't remember what Bertie Ahern did to the country, and he doesn't have to listen to ray darcy at work.

Guy:Incognito

Nomis21 wrote: »

I am 60 years old but I would hunt down my School Geography teacher from 1969 and get great pleasure in the surprise look on his face when he sees me and remembers when he made me go back nearly a mile just to pick up some orange peel I buried on a field trip in Wales. He was spiteful, because everyone knows orange peel is organic and would have decomposed in time.

Somehow I never forgot this incident Mr Williams, and although you may be in your eighties, I know that if they can find Eichman then I can find you as well.

1969 eh? Were you not routinely beaten in school? I'd have thought that worse, no?

JimBobPlayer

Eh....... have you no sense yet?

wiseoldelf34

just after murdering the jacks if that counts?

Dave!

The disgusting c*nt from ISIS who is doing the beheadings.

Bafucin

I'd save it for the most opportunistic moment. I have no idea who it would be.

wazky

The next oap who cuts in front of me in a queue, I'd feed her head into the cash register.

Bafucin

Birneybau wrote: »

Tubridy. And why?

I would imagine the level of irritation burns into some people's psyche alright.

I try not to dwell on it. I gain nothing from his death.

The Backwards Man

Tom Donaldson.

I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!'

Mint Aero

ISIS, all of them. Give me a nuke. What one person? FFS.

beantins

I would take great joy from slowly tortuing noel edmonds until his body gives up! Preferabbly infront of a packed audience of deal or no deal " pilgrims " GOD I HATE THAT SHOW

suicide_circus

If there is one person within the ISIS command structure without whom the organisation would crumble, I think it is fairly important that this person be killed.

Garzard

Niamh Ui Bhriain.

GerB40

Benjamin Nethenyahu.

Fratton Fred

Dave! wrote: »

The disgusting c*nt from ISIS who is doing the beheadings.

That wouldn't count as murder.

Santa Cruz

wazky wrote: »

The next oap who cuts in front of me in a queue, I'd feed her head into the cash register.

A bitch crossed me in Tescos and gave me a dirty stare. I slipped two boxes of condoms from the pharmacy section in to her trolley when she wasn't looking and had a good laugh at her at the checkout

Little CuChulainn

Probably someone like this guy

cml387

It's very difficult to think of somebody you'd want to murder.

Stalin was an appalling dictator, but his determination to destroy Hitler was instrumental in the victory of the allies in the second world war.

Cromwell, ordered the deaths of thousands of people, but laid the foundation for parliamentary democracy.

The only person in history for whom there is not an iota of mitigation is Chris De Burgh.

Nomis21

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

1969 eh? Were you not routinely beaten in school? I'd have thought that worse, no?

Yes, but teachers should know better

KingOfFairview

No one. But there's a few id happily disable.

chrysagon

nutri bullet advert... what a fooker!

efb

No one. Solitary confinement for some, but there is no one I would want to murder

ardle1

The water meter inventor!

groucho marx

Reminds me of op :-S

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1N_jkgv3vw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Nino Brown

I would have to say AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI

REWARD: The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Ayman Al-Zawahiri.

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Little CuChulainn wrote: »

Probably someone like this guy

****ing hell!!!

I'll get the shovel. :mad:

mister gullible

Been there, done that.

chrysagon

Nino Brown wrote: »

I would have to say AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI

REWARD: The Rewards For Justice Program, United States Department of State, is offering a reward of up to $25 million for information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of Ayman Al-Zawahiri.

forget the shovel. its a dustpan u need for that scumbag

Richard Hillman

I have no real gripe with him but if I were to kill Vladimir Putin it would save a lot of hassle.

groucho marx

Please richard,come back to weatherfield and finish what you started!

endacl

beantins wrote: »

I would take great joy from slowly tortuing noel edmonds until his body gives up! Preferabbly infront of a packed audience of deal or no deal " pilgrims " GOD I HATE THAT SHOW

That compulsory show?

BMJD

Barry Scott from Cillit Bang. ****ing **** has been wrecking me head for years now.

0byme75341jo28

Louie Spence, darling.

apollo8

Kay Burley. :pac:

Westernyelp

JaMarcusHustle wrote: »

The guy who stayed up all night looking for cheap hotel rooms in that Hotels Combined ad. Absolute cúnt.

I would love to tag along on that one if ya need a hand

Sam Kade

Bertie Aherne now anyone know how to inflict a very slow lingering death Dying too quick would be letting him off light.

Iranoutofideas

You know when you buy something and its in that clear hard plastic wrapping that takes the shape of the item.

Fcukin cnut whoever they are. Impossible to open. :mad:

This kind of ****ology

CaptainInsano

I'd murder a cup of tay instead boy.

johnayo

Any number of Christian brothers that battered me, back in the day during my time in the North Mon.

jimboblep

Harvey norman or at least the guy who does the voiceover for the adds

mackeire

Either George W Bush for the war on supposed terror OR that Baldy Mcdonagh fool for simply being a prime example of being a complete and utter good for nothing and a waste of midwives time while being born.

The One Doctor

Anders Brevik.

rannerap

Kim kardasian. so so sick of her