If you were allowed to murder one person, who would it be?

Nomis21 · 14-09-2014 05:32PM #1

I am 60 years old but I would hunt down my School Geography teacher from 1969 and get great pleasure in the surprise look on his face when he sees me and remembers when he made me go back nearly a mile just to pick up some orange peel I buried on a field trip in Wales. He was spiteful, because everyone knows orange peel is organic and would have decomposed in time.

Somehow I never forgot this incident Mr Williams, and although you may be in your eighties, I know that if they can find Eichman then I can find you as well.

monflat · 14-09-2014 05:34PM

Ryan turbidy.....

endacl · 14-09-2014 05:34PM

Grudges fester, y'know?

Maybe time to move on?

Ted_YNWA · 14-09-2014 05:35PM

I have a few people in mind, but am not putting it out in the public domain.

1. They would be onto the fact & thus ruin the element of surprise

2. The Guards would have a prime suspect as soon as event was committed.

JaMarcusHustle · 14-09-2014 05:35PM

The guy who stayed up all night looking for cheap hotel rooms in that Hotels Combined ad. Absolute cúnt.

freshpopcorn · 14-09-2014 05:37PM

That little guy who kept throwing orange peeling everywhere when we were on a school geography trip and then he got all smart with me when I told him to pick it up.

Birneybau · 14-09-2014 05:37PM

monflat wrote: »

Ryan turbidy.....

Tubridy. And why?

PizzamanIRL · 14-09-2014 05:43PM

You, OP. You.

huey1975 · 14-09-2014 05:44PM

Birneybau wrote: »

Tubridy. And why?

Because he doesn't remember what Bertie Ahern did to the country, and he doesn't have to listen to ray darcy at work.

Guy:Incognito · 14-09-2014 05:44PM

Nomis21 wrote: »

I am 60 years old but I would hunt down my School Geography teacher from 1969 and get great pleasure in the surprise look on his face when he sees me and remembers when he made me go back nearly a mile just to pick up some orange peel I buried on a field trip in Wales. He was spiteful, because everyone knows orange peel is organic and would have decomposed in time.

Somehow I never forgot this incident Mr Williams, and although you may be in your eighties, I know that if they can find Eichman then I can find you as well.

1969 eh? Were you not routinely beaten in school? I'd have thought that worse, no?

JimBobPlayer · 14-09-2014 05:46PM

Eh....... have you no sense yet?

wiseoldelf34 · 14-09-2014 05:52PM

just after murdering the jacks if that counts?

Dave! · 14-09-2014 05:53PM

The disgusting c*nt from ISIS who is doing the beheadings.

Bafucin · 14-09-2014 05:54PM

I'd save it for the most opportunistic moment. I have no idea who it would be.

wazky · 14-09-2014 05:54PM

The next oap who cuts in front of me in a queue, I'd feed her head into the cash register.

Bafucin · 14-09-2014 05:55PM

Birneybau wrote: »

Tubridy. And why?

I would imagine the level of irritation burns into some people's psyche alright.

I try not to dwell on it. I gain nothing from his death.

The Backwards Man · 14-09-2014 05:55PM

Tom Donaldson.

I'd be hovering just down the road from his house, there. And he'd see us, but I'd duck down behind the trees, and he thinks he's safe, right? And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' He panics, right? And he goes in the house, so I get the 30-millimetre canon and I take out the fish pond, coy carp in there couple of rounds each, right? And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? He comes out. 'Oh no! Not me Triumph Stag! I've just had it resprayed!' I cut it right in half, right? And then he goes, 'Ahhh!' He runs up on to the garage roof. I say, 'Right. This is for you, Tom.' He goes, 'No, no!' He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!'

Mint Aero · 14-09-2014 06:01PM

ISIS, all of them. Give me a nuke. What one person? FFS.

beantins · 14-09-2014 06:02PM

I would take great joy from slowly tortuing noel edmonds until his body gives up! Preferabbly infront of a packed audience of deal or no deal " pilgrims " GOD I HATE THAT SHOW

suicide_circus · 14-09-2014 06:05PM

If there is one person within the ISIS command structure without whom the organisation would crumble, I think it is fairly important that this person be killed.

Garzard · 14-09-2014 06:09PM

Niamh Ui Bhriain.

GerB40 · 14-09-2014 06:13PM

Benjamin Nethenyahu.

Fratton Fred · 14-09-2014 06:15PM

Dave! wrote: »

The disgusting c*nt from ISIS who is doing the beheadings.

That wouldn't count as murder.

Santa Cruz · 14-09-2014 06:32PM

wazky wrote: »

The next oap who cuts in front of me in a queue, I'd feed her head into the cash register.

A bitch crossed me in Tescos and gave me a dirty stare. I slipped two boxes of condoms from the pharmacy section in to her trolley when she wasn't looking and had a good laugh at her at the checkout

Little CuChulainn · 14-09-2014 06:50PM

Probably someone like this guy

cml387 · 14-09-2014 06:59PM

It's very difficult to think of somebody you'd want to murder.

Stalin was an appalling dictator, but his determination to destroy Hitler was instrumental in the victory of the allies in the second world war.

Cromwell, ordered the deaths of thousands of people, but laid the foundation for parliamentary democracy.

The only person in history for whom there is not an iota of mitigation is Chris De Burgh.