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Poo in unisex work-place toilets?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,529 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    A real first world problem here...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Then OP , how many number 2 doers don't do dry ones? 50/50 more ? less?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    blade1 wrote: »
    This must be the most sh*t talk on Boards ever!
    Poo thread rating then. 0 out of 5 stars from ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭bur


    I stand at the door after i've done my business and use it to get a good waft going.


    aaaaaahhh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    Banjaxed82 wrote: »
    I should have mentioned. There are 2 toilets downstairs (about 40 seconds walk away) where no body works.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Custardpi wrote: »
    You need to go when you need to go. Unless you're a robot most people can't precisely time when their bodily functions kick in.

    Au contraire; I have a good old Guinnessy purge at six o'clock, every morning. Ye could set ye watch by me :)




    (Only problem is; I don't wake up till eight .....)




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭major deegan


    Ditch wrote: »
    Au contraire; I have a good old Guinnessy purge at six o'clock, every morning. Ye could set ye watch by me :)




    (Only problem is; I don't wake up till eight .....)



    Nearly shat laughin at that one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    an addition to the "Stupidest complaint ever" thread if ever I saw one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    What kind of poo are we talking about here; Thick meaty cigar-logs or scuttery human butter?

    Flutt is that you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,088 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    I had a flatmate that was a vegetarian and the stink they would leave in the bathroom would hang around for an hour. I mentioned this to someone and they said that it common with vegetarians. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Are you sure that's chocolate you're eating?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    What dafuq does unisex have to do with it? The ladies should be thrilled when a lad's going in to pinch off a loaf. At least he'll leave the seat down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    The winds of sh !t randy the winds of sh!t


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,166 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    You just can't beat a good dump.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 477 ✭✭Stella Virgo


    I'd rather lower me hoop onto a lit barbeque than use a public jax. Some things are between me and the porcelain, and no-one else.

    u-tube would pay you a fortune for this.....:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,088 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    nullzero wrote: »
    You just can't beat a good dump.

    No but apparently you can smear it on the walls. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    Where are those sh!t wedding people,maybe the culprits a buddy of theirs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 557 ✭✭✭Joe Doe


    If only they were like me and a couple of those Zen master folks in far the East, as we exhibit no waste nor indeed any carbon emissions.
    Instead any non required biological material is turned into a pair of pure white doves, which then ascend to a higher spiritual plane of dimension.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Berserker wrote: »
    Amen to that brother. No amount of money in the world would make me use one.

    As a slight aside, has anyone ever had a phantom pooer in work? I worked for a large multinational for a period of time and their was an active phantom in the ladies, who would poo in the middle of the floor. Every week or so, she would strike, no set time or place. A very interesting HR email to the department would follow suit. I would love to know if they caught the culprit, as I left that company a few years ago.

    Who says its a she.
    Ive cooked up manys the hummmmdinger in the ladies jax.
    Its a risk I take - well worth the gamble as the mens room air vent is broken and there are no windows.
    Christ its awful and I think the paint is genuinely starting to melt on its walls, its tiny too with just 1 urinal that stinks of stale piss - which acts as a kind of freshener all things considered.

    Ladies is more spacious - 1 toilet, mirror and tampon dispenser which has come in useful for the after effects of some of my more gargantuan shytes.


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 6,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Irish Steve


    Just be thankful it's an Irish jax, I had the misfortune to visit Austria a few years ago, and the place I was staying in had a different design jax, which didn't have the same water trap that the rest of the world does, the result being that whatever was deposited lodged on a porcelain shelf not far below your arse, and proceeded to fester for the duration of the performance, as there was no water present on the shelf to contain the stink.

    The other disadvantage was that it was essential to raise ones arse off the jax before wiping, otherwise there was a severe risk of decorating your knuckles with a significant quantity of festering ****e from the pile on the porcelain.

    Once the performance was over, the "standard" flush cleared the shelf, and usually did so without leaving skid marks, but the smell, Oh God the smell! I was never happier to get back to a good old fashioned Irish Jax than I was after that trip.

    I am guessing that the design went back to the days of outdoor jaxes, and with the temperature in that part of the world being a lot lower in winter, they had to come up with a design that would still work when all around was freezing its rocks off.

    The answer to the OP's problem is a Namibian country Jax. A wooden hut, at the base of 2 sand dunes, with a hole in the floor over a suitable trench, no water to flush it with, and no way for what's been dumped to be removed, They work though, probably because of the very high temperatures in that area, whatever is deposited dries out remarkably rapidly, and once it's dry, the dung beetles are only too happy to take over responsibility for the problem.

    The shack is however some distance from all other habitation, though not so far that a local lion or cheetah will happily get between the shed and the rest of the local buildings.

    Shore, if it was easy, everybody would be doin it.😁



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    mauzo! wrote: »
    I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home :o I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

    I know I sound mental.

    I'd say he's really worried about you:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Zaph wrote: »
    Do women not poo where you work?

    Was once talking to a woman who in 9 years working in the same office never had a **** in work, and seemed disgusted that I did. Men average 2.5 ****s a day; I'm not getting through a 12 hour shift without at least 2! Besides; who doesn't like a little time and a turd?

    I am guessing that the design went back to the days of outdoor jaxes, and with the temperature in that part of the world being a lot lower in winter, they had to come up with a design that would still work when all around was freezing its rocks off.

    Recent enough design. It's so you can examine your poo (and the health of your diet, allegedly) before flushing. I prefer not to myself.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Joe Doe wrote: »
    If only they were like me and a couple of those Zen master folks in far the East, as we exhibit no waste nor indeed any carbon emissions.
    Instead any non required biological material is turned into a pair of pure white doves, which then ascend to a higher spiritual plane of dimension.
    take me to your dealer. Now. :cool:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,476 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Banjaxed82 wrote: »
    There are 2 toilets downstairs (about 40 seconds walk away) where no body works.
    Do you mean that everybody's dog-lazy downstairs, or that people's bodies mysteriously stop working once they reach the floor below?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I have to say, hearing the office hottie dropping a log in the next cubicle would be stomach turning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Just do it in my opinion. Flush the jax as the log is coming out to mask the plop sound (this helps with the smell as well).
    Better than filling your office chair up with unsuppressable farts.

    Just make sure there is nothing left, i.e. floaters, because that's just rank.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    i never new there was such a academic range of terms to describe taking a dumb......just goes to show that the perfect **** is as much a science as it is an art


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭marketty


    Or go at work and get paid to have a ****e :-)

    They make a dollar when I make a dime, that's why I sh1t on company time


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