Poo in unisex work-place toilets?

Banjaxed82

What does it say about someone's character when they can have a stinky poo in a unisex work-place toilet?

These toilets might I add are so close, you pretty much know who was in last.

Edit: I should have mentioned. There are 2 toilets downstairs (about 40 seconds walk away) where no body works.

Ihatecuddles

It says they needed to poo.

ScumLord

Seems like a more suitable place than the office canteen.

wilser

To me it says they needed to have a sh1t

eyescreamcone

Is it a floater or just a "non-flush"?

Mrs Garth Brooks

ScumLord wrote: »

Seems like a more suitable place than the office canteen.

Your the OP's desk.

thelad95

I would think a lot less of said person had they used the office kettle instead.

KeithM89

So they're just meant to keep the dead otter in its cage until they get home?
Just buy some air freshener ffs.

major deegan

Just have to work with people whose sh1te dont smell!

Custardpi

Wow, looks like this could be quite a scandal, I'd keep an eye on this one folks.

"Irish Company in Employees With Normal Bodily Functions Shocker!"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Who cares? If you have to go you have to go. Don't get this whole disgust people have for others who use public toilets

Duggy747

What kind of poo are we talking about here; Thick meaty cigar-logs or scuttery human butter?

wendell borton

Maybe they are what Sigmund Freud called anal-expulsive, "Anal expulsiveness is the state of a person who exhibits cruelty, emotional outbursts, disorganization, self-confidence, (sometimes) artistic ability, generosity, rebelliousness and general carelessness". Or maybe they just needed a ****.

Tail Docker

I'd rather lower me hoop onto a lit barbeque than use a public jax. Some things are between me and the porcelain, and no-one else.

PizzamanIRL

Are you 12 years old? You realise everyone poos and it's as natural as breathing. Newsflash, toilets are for pooing in.

Potatoeman

Someone in work every Monday pebbledashes the toilet. They get the whole inside of the bowl. I dont know how they do it they must have an elastic colon. I'd be disgusted if I wasnt so impressed.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

On one hand i can understand its not nice walking into a bathroom stinking to high heavens of someone elses pipeworks.

But to the people who are telling the OP to grow up; there are heaps of threads on after hours of people complaining about the narky women they work with, or the noisy desk eaters, or keyboard bangers.

Yes they all sound annoying, but i doubt youd be too happy if you went into the bathroom and had to put up with the smell of the inside of their arsehole too

The Backwards Man

I found this in the toilet today.

DLMA23

I suppose yours smells like toothpaste OP?

It's a jax FFS, purpose built for shoiting into :rolleyes:

Berserker

Tail Docker wrote: »

I'd rather lower me hoop onto a lit barbeque than use a public jax. Some things are between me and the porcelain, and no-one else.

Amen to that brother. No amount of money in the world would make me use one.

As a slight aside, has anyone ever had a phantom pooer in work? I worked for a large multinational for a period of time and their was an active phantom in the ladies, who would poo in the middle of the floor. Every week or so, she would strike, no set time or place. A very interesting HR email to the department would follow suit. I would love to know if they caught the culprit, as I left that company a few years ago.

Ihatecuddles

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Custardpi

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

On one hand i can understand its not nice walking into a bathroom stinking to high heavens of someone elses pipeworks.

But to the people who are telling the OP to grow up; there are heaps of threads on after hours of people complaining about the narky women they work with, or the noisy desk eaters, or keyboard bangers.

Yes they all sound annoying, but i doubt youd be too happy if you went into the bathroom and had to put up with the smell of the inside of their arsehole too

Assuming the person hasn't done a H-Block on the jacks I don't see what the problem is, perfectly natural act. If it bothers you that much wait a few minutes for the smell to clear. Maybe request that some air freshener be available in or near the toilets for use when necessary.

blade1

The Phantom Sh*tter strikes again!!!

Davarus Walrus

Nothing worse than marching into a stall in a public convenience only to be confronted with a King Kong's thumb floating in the U. And a smell that would knock a bull elephant. Some people are really inconsiderate.

blade1

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Yes you do.
Have you just met your husband this week or something?

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Custardpi wrote: »

Assuming the person hasn't done a H-Block on the jacks I don't see what the problem is, perfectly natural act. If it bothers you that much wait a few minutes for the smell to clear. Maybe request that some air freshener be available in or near the toilets for use when necessary.

Nope, doesnt bother me. Im quite aware its a natural act. Just a mild blip on my radar.
I can just see where the OP is coming from.

Berserker

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Not really. My wife and I have a 'No yapping on the crapper' rule. We do not speak to each other when either of us are in the bathroom. She actually enters another room in the house, for a second or two, after visiting the bathroom, so the topic of using the toilet doesn't come into our conversation.

Zaph

What's the relevance of it being a unisex toilet? Do women not poo where you work? Maybe it was a woman who defiled the toilet. If so, would you be OK with if she'd done the same thing in a women's only bathroom? So many unanswered questions.

DLMA23

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Berserker wrote: »

Not really. My wife and I have a 'No yapping on the crapper' rule. We do not speak to each other when either of us are in the bathroom. She actually enters another room in the house, for a second or two, after visiting the bathroom, so the topic of using the toilet doesn't come into our conversation.

Y'all are strange folk

RayM

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home

But home is where the toilet is. I can't remember the last time I dropped the kids off at a public pool.

Celly Smunt

Why can't people just crap at home?

The Purveyor of Truth

Lighthouse cinema has one and I always feel like I shouldn't be in there when I hear women coming in and chatting at the mirror and I'm sitting in a cubicle waiting for them to fcuk off so I can let go of Red Logtober.

Hate the damn things.

Custardpi

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Why can't people just crap at home?

So if you really need to go at 2 o'clock you should just hold it in for several hours? Not going to work for most people.

Celly Smunt

Custardpi wrote: »

So if you really need to go at 2 o'clock you should just hold it in for several hours? Not going to work for most people.

Go before work?...

mfceiling

Threads like this make me miss flutterin bantam...

Custardpi

Celly Smunt wrote: »

Go before work?...

You need to go when you need to go. Unless you're a robot most people can't precisely time when their bodily functions kick in.

Pawwed Rig

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Lighthouse cinema has one and I always feel like I shouldn't be in there when I hear women coming in and chatting at the mirror and I'm sitting in a cubicle waiting for them to fcuk off so I can let go of Red Logtober.

Hate the damn things.

They leave quicker if you just go for it

The_Valeyard

Women I know freak out when it comes to unisex toilets, for some reason they do not like me inside the same cubical they use at the same time, ugh some people....

MonkieSocks

Banjaxed82 wrote: »

What does it say about someone's character when they can have a stinky poo in a unisex work-place toilet?

These toilets might I add are so close, you pretty much know who was in last.

Mkay ...you need to contact The Hardly Boys to solve this Mystery

CarrickMcJoe

Wait till January when everyone gets their first water bills, then there'll be a queue for the crapper.....

Then the thread will read........Don't you just hate it when someone only leaves one square of bogroll!

ollaetta

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

Have you considered contacting the Guinness Book of Records? If I only went twice a week I'd explode!

Yer Aul One

ollaetta wrote: »

Have you considered contacting the Guinness Book of Records? If I only went twice a week I'd explode!

3-4 times daily man.

The worst is if you are lucky to go home to a girl's house after a night out (stranger). The next morning, your gut is overflowing with a thick guinnessy slurry. You are lying there in bed with a silo of gas in your anal passage. You squeeze to keep it in. Shooting pains arise.

Can you use her en-suite then??

Not G.R

Custardpi wrote: »

Assuming the person hasn't done a H-Block on jacks.

The whole thread was worth it for this phrase alone.

Custardpi

Yer Aul One wrote: »

3-4 times daily man.

The worst is if you are lucky to go home to a girl's house after a night out (stranger). The next morning, your gut is overflowing with a thick guinnessy slurry. You are lying there in bed with a silo of gas in your anal passage. You squeeze to keep it in. Shooting pains arise.

Can you use her en-suite then??

Previously (assuming another toilet wasn't in reasonable distance) the best bet for those who felt awkward in that situation would be to use it but run the taps to mask the sound of the bay doors opening. Unfortunately come October that's no longer an option

Yer Aul One

Custardpi wrote: »

Previously (assuming another toilet wasn't in reasonable distance) the best bet for those who felt awkward in that situation would be to use it but run the taps to mask the sound of the bay doors opening. Unfortunately come October that's no longer an option

I am talking about a $hite after a rake of guinness, battlefield noises wouldn't mask this!

Custardpi

Yer Aul One wrote: »

I am talking about a $hite after a rake of guinness, battlefield noises wouldn't mask this!

In that case I guess you'd have to decide whether you wanted to see the girl or not. If you didn't, then let rip as you don't need to impress her anymore. On the other hand if you wanted to get into a relationship with her, the ability to put up with your Guinness noises would be a good indicator of how strong her feelings for you were.

fedor.2.

Duggy747 wrote: »

What kind of poo are we talking about here; Thick meaty cigar-logs or scuttery human butter?

scuttery human butter!!!!! Oh god:(

threeball

Potatoeman wrote: »

Someone in work every Monday pebbledashes the toilet. They get the whole inside of the bowl. I dont know how they do it they must have an elastic colon. I'd be disgusted if I wasnt so impressed.

Thats nothing. Was on a building site once where some lad managed to **** 4ft up the wall and all over the rim of the bowl

Roquentin

anyone fancy a poo cocktail supremé

Ihatecuddles

ollaetta wrote: »

Have you considered contacting the Guinness Book of Records? If I only went twice a week I'd explode!

My husband thinks I'm nuts too, he's a 3 times a day man.

I think that's crazy!!

super_furry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O59sTVtqPI