Poo in unisex work-place toilets?

Banjaxed82 · 11-09-2014 04:59PM #1

What does it say about someone's character when they can have a stinky poo in a unisex work-place toilet?

These toilets might I add are so close, you pretty much know who was in last.

Edit: I should have mentioned. There are 2 toilets downstairs (about 40 seconds walk away) where no body works.

Ihatecuddles · 11-09-2014 05:00PM

It says they needed to poo.

ScumLord · 11-09-2014 05:01PM

Seems like a more suitable place than the office canteen.

wilser · 11-09-2014 05:01PM

To me it says they needed to have a sh1t

eyescreamcone · 11-09-2014 05:01PM

Is it a floater or just a "non-flush"?

Mrs Garth Brooks · 11-09-2014 05:02PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Seems like a more suitable place than the office canteen.

Your the OP's desk.

thelad95 · 11-09-2014 05:03PM

I would think a lot less of said person had they used the office kettle instead.

KeithM89 · 11-09-2014 05:03PM

So they're just meant to keep the dead otter in its cage until they get home?
Just buy some air freshener ffs.

major deegan · 11-09-2014 05:03PM

Just have to work with people whose sh1te dont smell!

Custardpi · 11-09-2014 05:04PM

Wow, looks like this could be quite a scandal, I'd keep an eye on this one folks.

"Irish Company in Employees With Normal Bodily Functions Shocker!"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 11-09-2014 05:06PM

Who cares? If you have to go you have to go. Don't get this whole disgust people have for others who use public toilets

Duggy747 · 11-09-2014 05:07PM

What kind of poo are we talking about here; Thick meaty cigar-logs or scuttery human butter?

wendell borton · 11-09-2014 05:07PM

Maybe they are what Sigmund Freud called anal-expulsive, "Anal expulsiveness is the state of a person who exhibits cruelty, emotional outbursts, disorganization, self-confidence, (sometimes) artistic ability, generosity, rebelliousness and general carelessness". Or maybe they just needed a ****.

Tail Docker · 11-09-2014 05:09PM

I'd rather lower me hoop onto a lit barbeque than use a public jax. Some things are between me and the porcelain, and no-one else.

PizzamanIRL · 11-09-2014 05:13PM

Are you 12 years old? You realise everyone poos and it's as natural as breathing. Newsflash, toilets are for pooing in.

Potatoeman · 11-09-2014 05:21PM

Someone in work every Monday pebbledashes the toilet. They get the whole inside of the bowl. I dont know how they do it they must have an elastic colon. I'd be disgusted if I wasnt so impressed.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 11-09-2014 05:22PM

On one hand i can understand its not nice walking into a bathroom stinking to high heavens of someone elses pipeworks.

But to the people who are telling the OP to grow up; there are heaps of threads on after hours of people complaining about the narky women they work with, or the noisy desk eaters, or keyboard bangers.

Yes they all sound annoying, but i doubt youd be too happy if you went into the bathroom and had to put up with the smell of the inside of their arsehole too

The Backwards Man · 11-09-2014 05:24PM

I found this in the toilet today.

DLMA23 · 11-09-2014 05:24PM

I suppose yours smells like toothpaste OP?

It's a jax FFS, purpose built for shoiting into :rolleyes:

Berserker · 11-09-2014 05:30PM

Tail Docker wrote: »

I'd rather lower me hoop onto a lit barbeque than use a public jax. Some things are between me and the porcelain, and no-one else.

Amen to that brother. No amount of money in the world would make me use one.

As a slight aside, has anyone ever had a phantom pooer in work? I worked for a large multinational for a period of time and their was an active phantom in the ladies, who would poo in the middle of the floor. Every week or so, she would strike, no set time or place. A very interesting HR email to the department would follow suit. I would love to know if they caught the culprit, as I left that company a few years ago.

Ihatecuddles · 11-09-2014 05:31PM

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home

I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Custardpi · 11-09-2014 05:32PM

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »

On one hand i can understand its not nice walking into a bathroom stinking to high heavens of someone elses pipeworks.

But to the people who are telling the OP to grow up; there are heaps of threads on after hours of people complaining about the narky women they work with, or the noisy desk eaters, or keyboard bangers.

Yes they all sound annoying, but i doubt youd be too happy if you went into the bathroom and had to put up with the smell of the inside of their arsehole too

Assuming the person hasn't done a H-Block on the jacks I don't see what the problem is, perfectly natural act. If it bothers you that much wait a few minutes for the smell to clear. Maybe request that some air freshener be available in or near the toilets for use when necessary.

blade1 · 11-09-2014 05:33PM

The Phantom Sh*tter strikes again!!!

Davarus Walrus · 11-09-2014 05:35PM

Nothing worse than marching into a stall in a public convenience only to be confronted with a King Kong's thumb floating in the U. And a smell that would knock a bull elephant. Some people are really inconsiderate.

blade1 · 11-09-2014 05:39PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Yes you do.
Have you just met your husband this week or something?

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! · 11-09-2014 05:41PM

Custardpi wrote: »

Assuming the person hasn't done a H-Block on the jacks I don't see what the problem is, perfectly natural act. If it bothers you that much wait a few minutes for the smell to clear. Maybe request that some air freshener be available in or near the toilets for use when necessary.

Nope, doesnt bother me. Im quite aware its a natural act. Just a mild blip on my radar.
I can just see where the OP is coming from.

Berserker · 11-09-2014 05:43PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Not really. My wife and I have a 'No yapping on the crapper' rule. We do not speak to each other when either of us are in the bathroom. She actually enters another room in the house, for a second or two, after visiting the bathroom, so the topic of using the toilet doesn't come into our conversation.

Zaph · 11-09-2014 05:43PM

What's the relevance of it being a unisex toilet? Do women not poo where you work? Maybe it was a woman who defiled the toilet. If so, would you be OK with if she'd done the same thing in a women's only bathroom? So many unanswered questions.

DLMA23 · 11-09-2014 05:45PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home I only do it twice a week but when I do, I make sure I do when my husband is at work, I'd be mortified if he went in after me.

I know I sound mental.

Berserker wrote: »

Not really. My wife and I have a 'No yapping on the crapper' rule. We do not speak to each other when either of us are in the bathroom. She actually enters another room in the house, for a second or two, after visiting the bathroom, so the topic of using the toilet doesn't come into our conversation.

Y'all are strange folk

RayM · 11-09-2014 05:48PM

mauzo! wrote: »

I actually enjoy pooping in a public toilet. I hate doing it at home

But home is where the toilet is. I can't remember the last time I dropped the kids off at a public pool.

Celly Smunt · 11-09-2014 06:00PM

Why can't people just crap at home?

Poo in unisex work-place toilets?

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