Fcking Students

Heckler · 10-09-2014 02:13AM #1

For the love of christ..... shouting, roaring, kicking over bins, smashing glass left right and centre, trying to pick fights, being **** in general. Fcking freshers. Bunch of mammas boys and girls let loose for once and they act like pricks. And no, i never was a student. I went straight to astronaut school.

I used to live on Barrack Street in Cork (a thouroughfare for these from UCC clowns on the way in town) and their behaviour was seriously animalistic. Literally roaring and yelping like dogs while they knocked over 50 litre bins full of recycling glass and laughed all the way.

Dicks the lot. Wait for some asshole from the students union on tomorrow to protect these pissy mammas boy and girls.

The Backwards Man · 10-09-2014 02:14AM

We were all young once

Smidge · 10-09-2014 02:16AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

We were all young once

Feeling like reminiscing now that you are over the hill eh BM?

The Purveyor of Truth · 10-09-2014 02:19AM

They always eat all your food and then try and scab taxi fare in the morning.

So not worth it, no matter how hot.

The Backwards Man · 10-09-2014 02:20AM

Smidge wrote: »

Feeling like reminiscing now that you are over the hill eh BM?

Kinda

In all seriousness though, I have yet to meet a young wan that was any worse than me or my peers were when we were young.

Maybe I'm lucky, maybe we were worse, who knows? But I'm leaning towards the latter tbh.

Jesus Wept · 10-09-2014 02:23AM

Where abouts are you and where are they from?
Sounds like I picked the wrong college and missed a good night out.

Smidge · 10-09-2014 02:24AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Kinda

In all seriousness though, I have yet to meet a young wan that was any worse than me or my peers were when we were young.

Maybe I'm lucky, maybe we were worse, who knows? But I'm leaning towards the latter tbh.

I don't think there is anything "new" in what they do now but I do think there is some serious lack of respect for elders with these whippersnappers.
They have an inherient arrogance. Everyone has gotten piddly eyed and raucous but when pulled up on it by the older gen, you were respectful(well in our area we were

)

djflawless · 10-09-2014 02:26AM

Never went to college but most of my mates did.
Biggest bunch of f#cktard wannabe alco's to walk the face of the earth.
"Coming for a pint?"
"Yeah give me an hour.wanna get ****faced on Galahad and knock off vodka first"

F#ck off!!

Bafucin · 10-09-2014 02:28AM

Heckler wrote: »

And no, i never was a student. I went straight to astronaut school.

I know this is make believe ...but you were a student in your imaginary astronaut school. God bless.

Call Me Jimmy · 10-09-2014 02:31AM

when i was in collage I used to trap nazis, believe it or not!

Ruu · 10-09-2014 02:32AM

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

Where abouts are you and where are they from?
Sounds like I picked the wrong college and missed a good night out.

Springfield University, sounds like more shenanigans from those rowdy members of Chugalug House!

djflawless · 10-09-2014 02:34AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

collage

Not studying an English degree I hope

Or have I been sucked into a trap

.....

candy-gal1 · 10-09-2014 02:41AM

Ah here, maybe tis just my experience, but students aint that bad!!
I was one for 19years - if you include school in that too of course :pac::p:D
Imho, college is the best experience of your life, esp if you do it right, plus what you learn there you more than likely will never forget and so will stand to you jobwise for a long time after

ardle1 · 10-09-2014 02:42AM

Maybe if they stuck to beer or even cider like back in the day!
But no, they have to drink shots(loaded with whiskeys,vodkas,God knows what spirits oh and sugar)shir their basically drinking drugs......
Poor unfortunate Souls, I see lots and lots of alcoholics in the future! Sad Really......

Bongalongherb · 10-09-2014 02:42AM

Better off letting the little spacers get it out of their system now than in 5 years, don't want all that anger and destruction building up inside them now do we ?.

A simple lock-system on the bins will stop junk falling out when kicked over, just remember to unlock it before the bin-men/women come to collect. When you institute a young ferline or youth for a long period of time, they will go nuts when they escape for alcohol and weed. So all I can say to you OP is to battle up the hatches next time for the awakening of crazy students of the intoxicated nature.

Call Me Jimmy · 10-09-2014 02:47AM

well they'll be soulless suits in no time if that comforts you?

House of Blaze · 10-09-2014 02:49AM

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

well they'll be soulless suits in no time if that comforts you?

Or penniless interns if you prefer?

djflawless · 10-09-2014 02:53AM

All leads back to the 1!!
If they work, their briefcasew@nkers
If they draw dole, their government scrounges
Win win for some really

TheBegotten · 10-09-2014 03:02AM

Don't worry OP, fresher's week in UCC at the moment, it'll quieten down after the weekend until rag week. But yeah, a lot of them drink themselves under the table trying to impress wimmen.

Call Me Jimmy · 10-09-2014 03:02AM

their only refuge from our scorn is to somehow become disabled

Bafucin · 10-09-2014 03:14AM

TheBegotten wrote: »

Don't worry OP, fresher's week in UCC at the moment, it'll quieten down after the weekend until rag week. But yeah, a lot of them drink themselves under the table trying to impress wimmen.

Sometimes that IS the wimmin.

Esel · 10-09-2014 03:20AM

Bongalongherb wrote: »

... young ferline... battle up the hatches...

Took me a while, but I understood in the end. My hatches are well-battled at this stage.

Collage is just sticking things on some kind of backing in a semi-random, apparently artistic fashion. For effect, you need to use strong glue, and probably a good bit of lacquer overspray. Hairspray won't last.

FloatingVoter · 10-09-2014 03:59AM

At 39 I'm too old to have relations with students without being in trouble. Even mature students tend to come in on the wrong side of 30.
I prefer the junior lecturer type. Nervous in front of crowds - animal wild in the bedroom or the shag carpet in the living room.
Don't let on that I'm not a visiting Oxford scout.
And as for the lady lecturers - well, heaven forbid.

Ibetit · 10-09-2014 04:20AM

I will think you are envying us because we are young and we enjoy being young

Bongalongherb · 10-09-2014 04:25AM

Ibetit wrote: »

I will think you are envying us because we are young and we enjoy being young

Hold that hat on tight kid, because before you know it the wind of time will blow it off, you will be old. Take heed.

freshpopcorn · 10-09-2014 05:14AM

Wait until tonight OP. You'll really be twitching the net curtains because it's junior cert results night!

SantryRed · 10-09-2014 05:19AM

It's always the boggers.

EyeSight · 10-09-2014 06:28AM

i've seen "adults" in their 30's and 40's act like this in cork and dublin city centres. They're all awful assholes but it's a cultural change we need.
All the government wants to do is make alcohol more expensive. The right thing to do is start educating the youth how to drink sensibly and not be di*ks. But that doesn't bring the government any profits....
Maybe have harsher punishments for the idiots being anti social when drunk

EoghanIRL · 10-09-2014 06:31AM

SantryRed wrote: »

It's always the boggers.

Startled by the city lights they are .

The Rabbit · 10-09-2014 06:53AM

Thread title was misleading.

What am I supposed to do with this yoke?

Chance The Fapper · 10-09-2014 06:54AM

The Rabbit wrote: »

Thread title was misleading.

What am I supposed to do with this yoke?

Already had my trousers down

Fcking Students

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