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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    cookie24 wrote: »
    The Fappening?

    No, I was pornhubbing it this fine evening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    No, I was pornhubbing it this fine evening.


    Good God! I'm not normally given to pronouns turned into verbs, but that is bloody inspired! :D


  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mitchell Pitiful Llama


    When your bf walks in when you're in the middle of watching porn. :mad: FFS!!!! I'm so irrationally annoyed it's unreal. :mad: :pac: He's just killed my buzz, literally. :(

    Not invite him to join in no??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Listening to middle aged men in pubs referring to the english they support as 'we'
    We will be grand this season, We need another striker and so on. gggrrrrrrrr


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Not invite him to join in no??

    No I have to study soon, I don't have time for full on sex and I just wanted to bond with my vibrator. Is that so hard to ask for in this day and age? :mad: :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    No I have to study soon, I don't have time for full on sex and I just wanted to bond with my vibrator. Is that so hard to ask for in this day and age? :mad: :(

    I think this thread just went TMI.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    I think this thread just went TMI.

    You mean TMM, tell me more? ;) :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    You me TMM, tell me more? ;) :pac:

    You don't want to know all the horny details. :D



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    You don't want to know all the horny details. :D


    John Travolta *swoon*. I don't care that he's 60, I'd still tap that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    When you are typing but hIT CAPS LOCK IN THE WRONG PLACE. very annoying....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    When you are typing but hIT CAPS LOCK IN THE WRONG PLACE. very annoying....

    Yes, I hATE THAt! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    John Travolta *swoon*. I don't care that he's 60, I'd still tap that.

    Just make sure he gets your name right.

    Sincerely,

    Adele Dazeem. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Mosquitos. I've just killed 2 of them in our living room. Hairspray has many uses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I need to print out a cover letter for a possible job interview tomorrow and my printer stopped working. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BLASTED THING! I even put in a fresh ink cartridge but nope- computer says no.
    Guess it's a mad dash to the cyber cafe tomorrow as I have no skill or knowledge of fixing all-in-one printers and I'll probably only make things worse. URGH. This always happens when I try to print off important stuff. :( :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I need to print out a cover letter for a possible job interview tomorrow and my printer stopped working. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE BLASTED THING! I even put in a fresh ink cartridge but nope- computer says no.
    Guess it's a mad dash to the cyber cafe tomorrow as I have no skill or knowledge of fixing all-in-one printers and I'll probably only make things worse. URGH. This always happens when I try to print off important stuff. :( :mad:

    Did you unplug it and plug it back in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Did you unplug it and plug it back in?

    "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

    *McChubbin impersonation*


    "Arrrrrghgghghghhhhhhh"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    I never lived in housing estates. I moved in now in one... I really want to murder kids after today!
    Little ****s got that plastic baby car with plastic wheels. The damn thing makes constant noise and kids just don't stop in the fecking thing!!!! Then other kid decided to spend whole afternoon blowing whistle like crazy.

    Looks like no open windows in my bedroom... Ever...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    I never lived in housing estates. I moved in now in one... I really want to murder kids after today!
    Little ****s got that plastic baby car with plastic wheels. The damn thing makes constant noise and kids just don't stop in the fecking thing!!!! Then other kid decided to spend whole afternoon blowing whistle like crazy.

    Looks like no open windows in my bedroom... Ever...

    Wait til youre having one of the little pets hammering a sliotar off your side wall while trying to have a Sunday evening siesta..... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Wait til youre having one of the little pets hammering a sliotar off your side wall while trying to have a Sunday evening siesta..... ;)

    Jaysus, I am almost ready to buy a BB gun and play some "Auuuuuu something bit me"!!!
    I sow two freaking kid bikes like 1 feet from my car today. Something tells me my car will have even more dents then bastards in tesco carparks manage to put.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Jaysus, I am almost ready to buy a BB gun and play some "Auuuuuu something bit me"!!!
    I sow two freaking kid bikes like 1 feet from my car today. Something tells me my car will have even more dents then bastards in tesco carparks manage to put.

    Haha....and just wait for the knocks on your door soon now that the schools are back...."will ya sponsor me?" :-D
    /for sale sign!?? :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Haha....and just wait for the knocks on your door soon now that the schools are back...."will ya sponsor me?" :-D
    /for sale sign!?? :)

    They can rightly feck off.

    .... Oh god.... I just remembered.... Halloween.... Feck!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    They can rightly feck off.

    .... Oh god.... I just remembered.... Halloween.... Feck!!!!

    Knock off the door bell and keep the lights off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Haha....and just wait for the knocks on your door soon now that the schools are back...."will ya sponsor me?" :-D
    /for sale sign!?? :)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    The couple next door are having a right screaming match since they got home 10 minutes ago. The woman has a loud voice even when speaking normally but this is the first time I've heard the man, bellowing he was! They have been there a year and this is the first disturbance!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Trying to tear myself in too many directions. My friend asked me to do her tan lashes and makeup for a wedding, but she asked me two months ago. I promised I'd do it. I have to do the tan on the Friday and the makeup on Saturday. But now, it's clashed with a really good friends birthday. Her bday is on the Friday night, and now I won't even be able to drink because ill have to get up early for Saturday to do her makeup and I can't have the shakes putting on eyelashes.
    And I booked it off work and all. Boo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    The couple next door are having a right screaming match since they got home 10 minutes ago. The woman has a loud voice even when speaking normally but this is the first time I've heard the man, bellowing he was! They have been there a year and this is the first disturbance!
    And now, the most awful horror film sounding vomiting I have ever heard! (i think their windows are open, time to close mine!)


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    And now, the most awful horror film sounding vomiting I have ever heard! (i think their windows are open, time to close mine!)


    Maybe it's an exorcism? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Candie wrote: »
    Maybe it's an exorcism? :)
    Ha, and before I went to bed I did watch a film with an exorcism in it!! (The Haunting in Connecticut). Didn't expect to have the real thing!!!


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Ha, and before I went to bed I did watch a film with an exorcism in it!! (The Haunting in Connecticut). Didn't expect to have the real thing!!!

    The screaming and puking are exorcism standards. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,792 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Candie wrote: »
    The screaming and puking are exorcism standards. :)
    as long as pea soup doesn't leak into my house!!


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