My Dad's Girlfriend Fcuked My Fridge Freezer!!

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:28AM #1

Me Dad and his mot are staying with me for a couple of days. She made dinner tonight (frozen pizza:rolleyes:) and broke one of the handle yokes on the freezer compartment. Fair enough says I, can happen. I land home tonight and there's water running out of it, all my food defrosted!:eek:

Should I make a scene or just let it roll?

Savage Tyrant · 26-08-2014 01:30AM

Porno niche market?

Firewalkwithme · 26-08-2014 01:31AM

Thread title disappoints.

I feel misled.

punisher5112 · 26-08-2014 01:31AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Me Dad and his mot are staying with me for a couple of days. She made dinner tonight (frozen pizza:rolleyes:) and broke one of the handle yokes on the freezer compartment. Fair enough says I, can happen. I land home tonight and there's water running out of it, all my food defrosted!:eek:

Should I make a scene or just let it roll?

put her head in it and as you keep banging the door off her head say fuùck you biatch. Break my freezer will ya well I'll fück you up and buy me a new 1

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:33AM

punisher5112 wrote: »

put her head in it and as you keep banging the door off her head say fuùck you biatch. Break my freezer will ya well I'll fück you up and buy me a new 1

Won't do my striploin and Aldi onion rings much good.

131spanner · 26-08-2014 01:33AM

Smack dat ho back into line.

catallus · 26-08-2014 01:34AM

Thread title, as already pointed out, is misleading.

Have you considered burning the house to the ground, laughing maniacally as you do so?

wp_rathead · 26-08-2014 01:34AM

The Thread title excited me
Still masturbated regardless

Lyncher2014 · 26-08-2014 01:35AM

I'm sure there is an ice bucket challenge joke in there somewhere...

Surely the door would have closed properly even with the handle broken?

I would let them know

Lapin · 26-08-2014 01:35AM

How was the pizza ?

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:36AM

catallus wrote: »

Thread title, as already pointed out, is misleading.

Have you considered burning the house to the ground, laughing maniacally as you do so?

Aye, but it's my house. Airfrying soggy chips and drinking lukewarm Tiger beer as I type.

It's a death-defying life I lead.

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:36AM

Lapin wrote: »

How was the pizza ?

Tough and chewy.:(

cloud493 · 26-08-2014 01:37AM

Kick her in the face.

Ralphdejones · 26-08-2014 01:37AM

What's the difference between a blonde and a freezer ?
A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

punisher5112 · 26-08-2014 01:38AM

thanks no nonsense your the best ha Haa ha haaaa ha has.

Beat her silly with all the rotten food and make her eat it all.

cruais · 26-08-2014 01:39AM

punisher5112 wrote: »

put her head in it and as you keep banging the door off her head say fuùck you biatch. Break my freezer will ya well I'll fück you up and buy me a new 1

I see you like to live up to your username...

catallus · 26-08-2014 01:40AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's a death-defying life I lead.

If you were truly death-defying you'd already have started the inferno.

No pain, no gain.

And why the hell are you drinking tiger?! Are you some sort of masochist?

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:42AM

catallus wrote: »

If you were truly death-defying you'd already have started the inferno.

No pain, no gain.

And why the hell are you drinking tiger?! Are you some sort of masochist?

It makes me feel RAWR!

catallus · 26-08-2014 01:43AM

I also feel RAWR!!!

I'm lighting the match......

The Purveyor of Truth · 26-08-2014 01:44AM

New one on me. Thought it was tumbler dryers that women fcuked.

Lapin · 26-08-2014 01:49AM

If it only happened tonight then anything that had to be cooked from frozen can be fucked out if its completely thawed. If not cook it now and invite the neighbours around for a bite to eat.

Anything that doesn't have to be cooked from frozen can be let to defrost and cooked tomorrow.

Don't let her near the fridge or oven again. Give her a tea towel and sweeping brush if she wants to make herself useful.

B.A._Baracus · 26-08-2014 01:51AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Me Dad and his mot are staying with me for a couple of days. She made dinner tonight (frozen pizza:rolleyes:) and broke one of the handle yokes on the freezer compartment. Fair enough says I, can happen. I land home tonight and there's water running out of it, all my food defrosted!:eek:

Should I make a scene or just let it roll?

Let it slide, dude.
it's one of those awkward family moments where if you create a stink your da will naturally side with her.

Think to yourself "ffs, like!" and carry on

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:54AM

Lapin wrote: »

If it only happened tonight then anything that had to be cooked from frozen can be fucked out if its completely thawed. If not cook it now and invite the neighbours around for a bite to eat.

Anything that doesn't have to be cooked from frozen can be let to defrost and cooked tomorrow.

Don't let her near the fridge or oven again. Give her a tea towel and sweeping brush if she wants to make herself useful.

I've already eaten the soggy oven chips.:o

Everything else is getting binned. Even my own homegrown peas.:(

Thanks man, I love you. Kinda.:)

stmol32 · 26-08-2014 01:57AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Me Dad and his mot .....

Eeh, she's actually called your mammy OP.

stmol32 · 26-08-2014 01:58AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Even my own homegrown peas.:(

How do you grow peas in a freezer?

Ralphdejones · 26-08-2014 01:59AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I've already eaten the soggy oven chips.:o

Everything else is getting binned. Even my own homegrown peas.:(

Thanks man, I love you. Kinda.:)

would you not make your new step mammy a nice meal ?

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 01:59AM

stmol32 wrote: »

Eeh, she's actually called your mammy OP.

Sorry to make you feel like a knob, but me mammy's dead.:(

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 02:01AM

stmol32 wrote: »

How do you grow peas in a freezer?

I grow them in my garden, then shell them, and divide them into Backwards Man size portions with a icebucket scoop I stole from a pub, and freeze them until such times I want to eat them, or some eejit accidentally defrosts them.:(

Ralphdejones · 26-08-2014 02:03AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I grow them in my garden, then shell them, and divide them into Backwards Man size portions with a icebucket scoop I stole from a pub, and freeze them until such times I want to eat them, or some eejit accidentally defrosts them.:(

looks like robbing the scoop brought you no luck

stmol32 · 26-08-2014 02:07AM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Sorry to make you feel like a knob, but me mammy's dead.:(

I was only messing man, I wanted to do a long post about how I'm super catholic and don't believe in divorce or remarrying.

I figured a one liner better suited the thread.

She deserves at least a fine for the peas though.

The Backwards Man · 26-08-2014 02:09AM

Ralphdejones wrote: »

looks like robbing the scoop brought you no luck

I know who the bar owner shagged on her daughter's hen-night, so it's technically a bribe,:pac:

My Dad's Girlfriend Fcuked My Fridge Freezer!!

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