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I would like to announce to the good posters of AH that...

  • 22-08-2014 07:37PM
    #1
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭


    ... I am not a male, I am a female :pac:

    Sorry if the username is misleading, I would post a female Avator but I've checked all the ones Boards supplies and none of them fit (and I'm not paying €50 just to post a picture!).

    Anyways it has come up a few times on threads where people are surprised to find out that I am female so I thought I would make an announcement and let everyone know (plus I'm bored and have nothing better to do :o)

    I apologise for any confusion caused :D

    Paddy Cow is a female: how does this new information effect you? 122 votes

    I don't look at usernames so I never even noticed
    0% 0 votes
    What? My life is a lie.
    28% 35 votes
    What is she doing out of the kitchen?
    21% 26 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    50% 61 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    LET THE INFLUX OF CREEPY PM'S BEGIN


  • #3
    djflawless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭djflawless


    K


  • #4
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    What about the bad posters? We're people too you know.


  • #5
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Shouldn't it be Patty Cow then miss?

    or are you confused........:D


  • #6
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Naked pics or gtfo.


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  • #7
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Banjo String wrote: »
    Naked pics or gtfo.
    Boobs or ass? You can't have everything in life.


  • #8
    daveohdave
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 483 ✭✭daveohdave


    I would like to announce that I'm a vain, self-centred dummy with no life, no imagination and a huge, unwarranted sense of self-importance.


  • #9
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Who the fuq are you?


  • #10
    solomafioso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet


  • #11
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    GGGGGG GIRL, Hides in the corner, thinks about pulling her hair...


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  • #12
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Thinly veiled I bleed once a month thread.


  • #13
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    daveohdave wrote: »
    I would like to announce that I'm a vain, self-centred dummy with no life, no imagination and a huge, unwarranted sense of self-importance.
    You can get help for that. It's amazing what they can do these days with therapy. They say that the first step to over coming your problem, is to admit you have a problem in the first place ;)


  • #14
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    solomafioso wrote: »
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet
    So I guess you clicked on the "what is she doing out of the kitchen?" option :P


  • #15
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Boobs or ass? You can't have everything in life.

    Your a cow, ass so. (hold your tail to the side though, so as I can get a decent look)

    Edit. Second thoughts.

    Boobs. All five of em.


  • #16
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Shouldn't it be Patty Cow then miss?

    or are you confused........:D
    The story goes that about ten years ago I moved over to the UK to live with my sister and she had a group of friends that always called each other by "cow" names. One was laughing cow, another was mad cow etc. When I came over because (to them) I had such a strong Irish accent, I got stuck with "Paddy Cow". As the friends grew older, most dropped their cow names but I liked Paddy Cow. My name is Patricia and it just suited me so I've used it on the internet ever since :)


  • #17
    Eileen Down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 266 ✭✭Eileen Down


    I'm a girl, I'm a boy
    What am I doing
    I'm a picture on the wall
    Where am I hanging


  • #18
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    While it's out there, I'm not infact toasted :( I'm just slightly malted :(


  • #19
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    I cant live a lie anymore...... Im a middle aged man :O


  • #20
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    Who the fuq are you?
    Just another boardsie who passes away their day by posting inane babble here. In the bigger scheme of things I am no one but to people who love me I am special and brighten up their day.

    "Pukes violently".


  • #21
    solomafioso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭solomafioso


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    So I guess you clicked on the "what is she doing out of the kitchen?" option :P

    Nope. Atari Jaguar. A hat tip to a long running boards joke.


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  • #22
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    toastedpickles wrote: »
    While it's out there, I'm not infact toasted :( I'm just slightly malted :(
    Well in fairness, you need to be more specific with details here so we can make an informed choice. Are we talking about the difference between Coke and Pepsi? Because that is a huge difference.


  • #23
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I'm not paying €50 just to post a picture!

    It's €5, not €50 and you keep it even if you don't subscribe for a second month.


  • #24
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    ... I am not a male, I am a female :pac:

    Sorry if the username is misleading, I would post a female Avator but I've checked all the ones Boards supplies and none of them fit (and I'm not paying €50 just to post a picture!).

    Anyways it has come up a few times on threads where people are surprised to find out that I am female so I thought I would make an announcement and let everyone know (plus I'm bored and have nothing better to do :o)

    I apologise for any confusion caused :D

    Nice try but everyone knows there's no women on the interwebs!


  • #25
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    *Sobs*

    I'm not even that fat. ;____;


  • #26
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »
    It's €5, not €50 and you keep it even if you don't subscribe for a second month.
    Good to know. I always wrongly thought it was €50 to join for the year.


  • #27
    scream
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 430 ✭✭scream


    U OK hun? xxx


  • #28
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭cml387


    Can you point to a particular post where, had we known (or cared) that you were of the female persuasion, it would have been significant.

    If you for example were involved in speculation over Balotelli's transfer to Liverpool, or the remastered release of The Last Of us.


  • #29
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    cml387 wrote: »
    Can you point to a particular post where, had we known (or cared) that you were of the female persuasion, it would have been significant.

    If you for example were involved in speculation over Balotelli's transfer to Liverpool, or the remastered release of The Last Of us.

    If I had known she was female she would have gotten a sexy PM long ago. I think that's pretty fcuking significant. Now I've missed the boat! :(

    And I'm not the only one!!


  • #30
    whupdedo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Well, Whupdefcukindo


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  • #31
    Aint Eazy Being Cheezy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    cml387 wrote: »
    Can you point to a particular post where, had we known (or cared) that you were of the female persuasion, it would have been significant.

    I asked before. Here you go:


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91206592&postcount=3


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