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I would like to announce to the good posters of AH that...

Paddy Cow

... I am not a male, I am a female :pac:

Sorry if the username is misleading, I would post a female Avator but I've checked all the ones Boards supplies and none of them fit (and I'm not paying €50 just to post a picture!).

Anyways it has come up a few times on threads where people are surprised to find out that I am female so I thought I would make an announcement and let everyone know (plus I'm bored and have nothing better to do

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I apologise for any confusion caused

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Sh1tbag OToole

LET THE INFLUX OF CREEPY PM'S BEGIN

djflawless

super_furry

What about the bad posters? We're people too you know.

Poor Uncle Tom

Shouldn't it be Patty Cow then miss?

or are you confused........:D

Banjo String

Naked pics or gtfo.

Paddy Cow

Banjo String wrote: »

Naked pics or gtfo.

Boobs or ass? You can't have everything in life.

daveohdave

I would like to announce that I'm a vain, self-centred dummy with no life, no imagination and a huge, unwarranted sense of self-importance.

Mint Aero

Who the fuq are you?

solomafioso

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet

RobbingBandit

GGGGGG GIRL, Hides in the corner, thinks about pulling her hair...

wazky

Thinly veiled I bleed once a month thread.

Paddy Cow

daveohdave wrote: »

I would like to announce that I'm a vain, self-centred dummy with no life, no imagination and a huge, unwarranted sense of self-importance.

You can get help for that. It's amazing what they can do these days with therapy. They say that the first step to over coming your problem, is to admit you have a problem in the first place

Paddy Cow

solomafioso wrote: »

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/there-are-no-girls-on-the-internet

So I guess you clicked on the "what is she doing out of the kitchen?" option :P

Banjo String

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Boobs or ass? You can't have everything in life.

Your a cow, ass so. (hold your tail to the side though, so as I can get a decent look)

Edit. Second thoughts.

Boobs. All five of em.

Paddy Cow

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Shouldn't it be Patty Cow then miss?

or are you confused........:D

The story goes that about ten years ago I moved over to the UK to live with my sister and she had a group of friends that always called each other by "cow" names. One was laughing cow, another was mad cow etc. When I came over because (to them) I had such a strong Irish accent, I got stuck with "Paddy Cow". As the friends grew older, most dropped their cow names but I liked Paddy Cow. My name is Patricia and it just suited me so I've used it on the internet ever since

Eileen Down

I'm a girl, I'm a boy
What am I doing
I'm a picture on the wall
Where am I hanging

toastedpickles

While it's out there, I'm not infact toasted

I'm just slightly malted

Mariasofia

I cant live a lie anymore...... Im a middle aged man :O

Paddy Cow

Mint Aero wrote: »

Who the fuq are you?

Just another boardsie who passes away their day by posting inane babble here. In the bigger scheme of things I am no one but to people who love me I am special and brighten up their day.

"Pukes violently".

solomafioso

Paddy Cow wrote: »

So I guess you clicked on the "what is she doing out of the kitchen?" option :P

Nope. Atari Jaguar. A hat tip to a long running boards joke.

Paddy Cow

toastedpickles wrote: »

While it's out there, I'm not infact toasted I'm just slightly malted

Well in fairness, you need to be more specific with details here so we can make an informed choice. Are we talking about the difference between Coke and Pepsi? Because that is a huge difference.

The Purveyor of Truth

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I'm not paying €50 just to post a picture!

It's €5, not €50 and you keep it even if you don't subscribe for a second month.

Fat Christy

Paddy Cow wrote: »

... I am not a male, I am a female :pac:

Sorry if the username is misleading, I would post a female Avator but I've checked all the ones Boards supplies and none of them fit (and I'm not paying €50 just to post a picture!).

Anyways it has come up a few times on threads where people are surprised to find out that I am female so I thought I would make an announcement and let everyone know (plus I'm bored and have nothing better to do )

I apologise for any confusion caused

Nice try but everyone knows there's no women on the interwebs!

Fat Christy

*Sobs*

I'm not even that fat. ;____;

Paddy Cow

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

It's €5, not €50 and you keep it even if you don't subscribe for a second month.

Good to know. I always wrongly thought it was €50 to join for the year.

scream

U OK hun? xxx

cml387

Can you point to a particular post where, had we known (or cared) that you were of the female persuasion, it would have been significant.

If you for example were involved in speculation over Balotelli's transfer to Liverpool, or the remastered release of The Last Of us.

Fat Christy

cml387 wrote: »

Can you point to a particular post where, had we known (or cared) that you were of the female persuasion, it would have been significant.

If you for example were involved in speculation over Balotelli's transfer to Liverpool, or the remastered release of The Last Of us.

If I had known she was female she would have gotten a sexy PM long ago. I think that's pretty fcuking significant. Now I've missed the boat!

And I'm not the only one!!

whupdedo

Well, Whupdefcukindo

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

cml387 wrote: »

Can you point to a particular post where, had we known (or cared) that you were of the female persuasion, it would have been significant.

I asked before. Here you go:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91206592&postcount=3