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Becoming a porn star

  • 22-08-2014 12:29AM
    #1
    Dowl88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭


    One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

    Not too shabby wages really.


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Comments

  • #2
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    I'd feel sorry for anyone that wanted to see me do porn.


  • #3
    shamrock55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,406 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    Id do it for free:D


  • #4
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    I think he is a prick. . . TBH. . . :D


  • #5
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.


  • #6
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    Tell him to send his tapes into You've Been Framed, £250 if they show it on the telly.


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  • #7
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    He can only get it up twice a month?


  • #8
    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭magentis


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.

    :pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #9
    The Wild Bunch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,855 ✭✭✭The Wild Bunch


    RIP BILLY GLIDE


  • #10
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    You would need a cock like a hefty moose and the powerplant to drive it through a concrete wall for a start


  • #11
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Not a chance! Funny story though, someone PM'd me offering money for me to do a porno, I noped the **** out http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3449199/nope-cat-o.gif


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  • #12
    Firewalkwithme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,054 ✭✭✭Firewalkwithme


    I'm a not for profit performer but I would consider it if the circumstances were right.


  • #13
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    AndonHandon wrote: »
    You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.
    Well I'm available a few days a week...

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #14
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    Funnily enough I just seen an episode of Max and Paddy where Paddy signs up to be a pornstar. Walks onto the set of "Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory" to find a bunch of muscular black guys and ends up with a sore hole.


  • #15
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Dowl88 wrote: »
    One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

    Not too shabby wages really.
    Well given I knew a chap who was a sticky film producer back in the early 90's before the internet killed the profit margins I'd take that story with a large pinch of salt. Men get paid less than women. If they can get work. If they do get work they nearly always have to do gay porn to make up the days. That or escorting. Maybe gay cam work might shore up his earnings these day? In the heel of the hunt women in porn make more money because they're more in demand. For a time anyway as turnover is rapid for the majority. Escorting is also a near given to keep the rent coming in.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #16
    Shakespeare's Sister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    I'd consider doing soft porn kinda stuff if in need of the money and living abroad where hardly anyone knows me, but full-on stuff - not for all the tea in China.


  • #17
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    I can't wait to see the ads I start getting after reading this thread.


  • #18
    Deranged96
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    I'd do classy porn ;) none of your "Naughty step-dad" tripe for me!


  • #19
    The Th!ng
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭The Th!ng


    Is it illegal to produce pornography in Ireland?


  • #20
    Dowl88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Dowl88


    Dont know why I believed him. He got me good haha.


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dowl88 wrote: »
    One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

    Not too shabby wages really.


    Is your mate Jay from the Inbetweeners?


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  • #22
    _Redzer_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    No. definitely not. no..... no >__>


  • #23
    Glock Lesnar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Glock Lesnar


    I could do a porno in vine format, though there's not much plot in 6 seconds


  • #24
    _Redzer_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭_Redzer_


    Glock Lesnar wrote: »
    I could do a porno in vine format, though there's not much plot in 6 seconds

    Setting the bar pretty high at 6 seconds, chief


  • #25
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Men get paid very little for porn unless they make a name for themselves (eg. James Deen).


  • #26
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    My ex is an Internet porn-star. She's going to kill me when she finds out!


  • #27
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Well I'm available a few days a week...

    Do you do weekends?


  • #28
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Magaggie wrote: »
    I'd consider doing soft porn kinda stuff if in need of the money and living abroad where hardly anyone knows me, but full-on stuff - not for all the tea in China.

    You like tea?


  • #29
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    An File wrote: »
    My ex is an Internet porn-star. She's going to kill me when she finds out!

    Bet you are too. . .:D


  • #30
    hinault
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭hinault


    What is seen cannot be unseen.


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Two jobs I would never consider doing.

    Pornstar and lollipop man.


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