Becoming a porn star

Dowl88

One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

Not too shabby wages really.

The Purveyor of Truth

I'd feel sorry for anyone that wanted to see me do porn.

shamrock55

Id do it for free:D

policarp

I think he is a prick. . . TBH. . .

AndonHandon

You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.

131spanner

Tell him to send his tapes into You've Been Framed, £250 if they show it on the telly.

Slicemeister

He can only get it up twice a month?

magentis

AndonHandon wrote: »

You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.

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The Wild Bunch

RIP BILLY GLIDE

wazky

You would need a cock like a hefty moose and the powerplant to drive it through a concrete wall for a start

Links234

Not a chance! Funny story though, someone PM'd me offering money for me to do a porno, I noped the **** out http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3449199/nope-cat-o.gif

Firewalkwithme

I'm a not for profit performer but I would consider it if the circumstances were right.

Wibbs

AndonHandon wrote: »

You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.

Well I'm available a few days a week...

Awkward Badger

Funnily enough I just seen an episode of Max and Paddy where Paddy signs up to be a pornstar. Walks onto the set of "Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory" to find a bunch of muscular black guys and ends up with a sore hole.

Wibbs

Dowl88 wrote: »

One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

Not too shabby wages really.

Well given I knew a chap who was a sticky film producer back in the early 90's before the internet killed the profit margins I'd take that story with a large pinch of salt. Men get paid less than women. If they can get work. If they do get work they nearly always have to do gay porn to make up the days. That or escorting. Maybe gay cam work might shore up his earnings these day? In the heel of the hunt women in porn make more money because they're more in demand. For a time anyway as turnover is rapid for the majority. Escorting is also a near given to keep the rent coming in.

Shakespeare's Sister

I'd consider doing soft porn kinda stuff if in need of the money and living abroad where hardly anyone knows me, but full-on stuff - not for all the tea in China.

shruikan2553

I can't wait to see the ads I start getting after reading this thread.

Deranged96

I'd do classy porn none of your "Naughty step-dad" tripe for me!

The Th!ng

Is it illegal to produce pornography in Ireland?

Dowl88

Dont know why I believed him. He got me good haha.

Omackeral

Dowl88 wrote: »

One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

Not too shabby wages really.

Is your mate Jay from the Inbetweeners?

_Redzer_

No. definitely not. no..... no >__>

Glock Lesnar

I could do a porno in vine format, though there's not much plot in 6 seconds

_Redzer_

Glock Lesnar wrote: »

I could do a porno in vine format, though there's not much plot in 6 seconds

Setting the bar pretty high at 6 seconds, chief

Macavity.

Men get paid very little for porn unless they make a name for themselves (eg. James Deen).

Insect Overlord

My ex is an Internet porn-star. She's going to kill me when she finds out!

policarp

Wibbs wrote: »

Well I'm available a few days a week...

Do you do weekends?

policarp

Magaggie wrote: »

I'd consider doing soft porn kinda stuff if in need of the money and living abroad where hardly anyone knows me, but full-on stuff - not for all the tea in China.

You like tea?

policarp

An File wrote: »

My ex is an Internet porn-star. She's going to kill me when she finds out!

Bet you are too. . .:D

hinault

What is seen cannot be unseen.

The Backwards Man

Two jobs I would never consider doing.

Pornstar and lollipop man.

Omackeral

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WilyCoyote

I said, "I want to be paid by the millimetre" ........... that's when the security were called

Ken.

I remember years ago Ron Jeremy being interviewed on Eurotrash and he was asked how would a fella get into porn. He said get 30 chairs in a circle put a chair in the middle. Put family and friends in the 30 chairs and you sit in the middle and try to masturbate. If you can do it then porn is for you.

BobbyPropane

I think my username is a good porn name already.

AlanS181824

Not in a million years.

Well maybe for a million... Or a thousand... No wait... I'll do it for free!

Sign me up!


*Joking of course haha

Mickey H

AndonHandon wrote: »

You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.

Not necessarily. You could be the stunt cock...

policarp

hinault wrote: »

What is seen cannot be unseen.

Scene. . .

Joe prim

AndonHandon wrote: »

You would need an 8 inch penis for a start and be able to last.

Well, I'm not having five inches cut off my penis just so I can be a porn star! ( The old ones are the best)

The Diabolical Monocle

Joe prim wrote: »

Well, I'm not having five inches cut off my penis just so I can be a porn star! ( The old ones are the best)

Like Deauxma ??

Jesus Wept

Think you are confusing Jay from Inbetweeners for being an actual mate of yours.

Clankatron

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

Think you are confusing Jay from Inbetweeners for being an actual mate of yours.

Friend?

SouthTippBass

Apparently, there's a real shortage of male talent in Japan. I cant remember what the ratio of male to female porn star is, but if you want to work in porn go to Japan.

Feisar

Don't think I could an erection on a film set environment. Has anyone seen some of the documentaries, there's nothing sexy about it. Pornstars both male and female seem to be missing something in their characters.

RDM_83 again

People pay for porn :eek:

suicide_circus

I was recently informed that jacking it on chat roulette does not make one a "star"

Grayson

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Not in a million years.

Well maybe for a million... Or a thousand... No wait... I'll do it for free!

Sign me up!


*Joking of course haha

Just in case the internet takes you seriously?

Buona Fortuna

Dowl88 wrote: »

One of my friends in Australia has started to do porn. Would you consider doing this? He gets paid roughly 1500 dollars for three hours work a week. Does two weeks out of the month.

Not too shabby wages really.

No it doesn't - depends how many times he has to get his ass pounded for that

Links234 wrote: »

Not a chance! Funny story though, someone PM'd me offering money for me to do a porno, I noped the **** out http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3449199/nope-cat-o.gif

Hey least you got asked

The Rabbit

The Th!ng wrote: »

Is it illegal to produce pornography in Ireland?

You've never seen Fcuked in Ireland?

A couple of skangers getting shagged by two English lads.

Pretty sure they filmed it here.

chughes

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Apparently, there's a real shortage of male talent in Japan. I cant remember what the ratio of male to female porn star is, but if you want to work in porn go to Japan.

If you are going to be a male porn star in Japan do you have to be in the nip or can you keep some of your clothes on?

SouthTippBass

chughes wrote: »

If you are going to be a male porn star in Japan do you have to be in the nip or can you keep some of your clothes on?

Eh, well I'd imagine the expectation is you take your clothes off. I can't google Japanese porn right now as I'm in work, but I'l try and look up a bit more info later tonight.