Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 dead

Mr.McLovin · 19-08-2014 06:02PM

jimgoose wrote: »

What in the actual haemorrhaging furkity-furk are you talking about??

he doesn't know, like most vets he's high on ketamine

Micky Dolenz · 19-08-2014 06:14PM

milltown wrote: »

Why?

How long do you think he should have waited? You know, out of respect.

Why what?

It's a statement of fact. Of course it's never ok to fcuk a dead body.

But to me it makes it even more chilling that the family have just been informed that their child/sibling/ wife has been killed and your man is fcuking the corpse.

Reindeer · 19-08-2014 06:31PM

He's got me beat. I've only been with one dead woman. In fairness, though - she was a psychologist.

Galwayguy35 · 19-08-2014 06:40PM

Seriel killers ofton go back and have sex with the bodies of their victims, The Green River killer went back a few weeks later to ride some of the bodies, Ted Bundy is supposed to have done the same.

131spanner · 19-08-2014 06:42PM

The article reports he had sex with one cadaver who was 6 months pregnant and another that was almost decapitated..?

Jesus H Christ.

humbert · 19-08-2014 07:34PM

Instead of telling his wife he should have confessed by doing the calling in sick joke... How sick are you? I've been...

weldoninhio · 19-08-2014 07:44PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Defiling the dead, who can no longer speak or act for themselves? I hardly think so.

In fairness, they were already dead, so no more than pieces of meat that were gonna be buried or burnt. The corpse wouldn't know or feel what was going on,

dar100 · 19-08-2014 07:46PM

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

Seriel killers ofton go back and have sex with the bodies of their victims, The Green River killer went back a few weeks later to ride some of the bodies, Ted Bundy is supposed to have done the same.

We've a serial killer in the making here folks. Sure he's from Galway, sure it will be grand

sbsquarepants · 20-08-2014 11:56AM

131spanner wrote: »

The article reports he had sex with one cadaver who was 6 months pregnant and another that was almost decapitated..?

Jesus H Christ.

I don't know, I don't think the pregnant or decapitated makes any difference whatsoever, they're fúcking dead bodies (in every sense of the word) I can't seem to get extra disgusted past the whole, you know, them being dead part. That's all the disgust I can muster, maximum disgust has been achieved at just dead.
To put it mathematically dead plus x is equal to dead, therefore x = 0.

FloatingVoter · 20-08-2014 12:30PM

Having sex with dead people is also called marriage.

donutheadhomer · 20-08-2014 01:22PM

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/morgue-worker-admits-to-having-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-30516524.html

I think I'll get cremated after reading that

Douglas would return after work smelling like sex - yuck

Duggy747 · 20-08-2014 01:34PM

What would the smell of corpse-sex be, like sour peppers and tuna with a dash of mouldy 2 week-old uncooked mince meat left behind the radiator?

FloatingVoter · 20-08-2014 01:37PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

What would the smell of corpse-sex be, like sour peppers and tuna with a dash of mouldy 2 week-old uncooked mince meat left behind the radiator?

This is how it starts. With the curiousity and the "I'll only do it once" mantra. Next thing you know, its down to Woodies for a brand new shovel every weekend and you're a regular visitor at Glasnevin cemetery.

FortuneChip · 20-08-2014 01:39PM

wandatowell wrote: »

I blame the wife, snitches are bitches, who get stitches, and end up in ditches

In a round-about way, that could improve their sex life!

And my non-AH post - Jaysus there's some horrible people in the world

sbsquarepants · 20-08-2014 01:42PM

donutheadhomer wrote: »

Douglas would return after work smelling like sex - yuck

I go to work smelling like that, it drives the office women into a primal frenzy, compelled to fling themselves at my feet and submit to my every animalistic demand. At least that's what it said on the label of these internet pheromones, my job must only hire lesbians or something.:D

Mr.McLovin · 20-08-2014 01:45PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I don't know, I don't think the pregnant or decapitated makes any difference whatsoever, they're fúcking dead bodies (in every sense of the word) I can't seem to get extra disgusted past the whole, you know, them being dead part. That's all the disgust I can muster, maximum disgust has been achieved at just dead.
To put it mathematically dead plus x is equal to dead, therefore x = 0.

it can definitely be worst in my book...

a dead Kelly Brook or a decapitated Margret Thatcher?

FloatingVoter · 20-08-2014 02:10PM

Thanks, sbsquare - you've backed up my well researched opinion that all Irish women (and a good many foreign) are all lesbians. Its the only explanation for my current predicament.

ALiasEX · 20-08-2014 04:21PM

"a dead kelly brook"

I'd go necrophiliac for that.

Nodin · 20-08-2014 04:23PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I go to work smelling like that, it drives the office women into a primal frenzy, compelled to fling themselves at my feet and submit to my every animalistic demand. At least that's what it said on the label of these internet pheromones, my job must only hire lesbians or something.:D

Lesbians I'd say. Used be the same in my place.

Larbre34 · 20-08-2014 07:44PM

Hope the judge tells him to '**** off and die'

sbsquarepants · 21-08-2014 12:00PM

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

it can definitely be worst in my book...

a dead Kelly Brook or a decapitated Margret Thatcher?

Jesus, I never thought it would be hard to choose between Kelly brook and Maggie thatcher! But if they're both dead - I ain't fúcking either of them:mad:

Well, maybe if Kelly was still warm!

FloatingVoter · 21-08-2014 12:05PM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Jesus, I never thought it would be hard to choose between Kelly brook and Maggie thatcher! But if they're both dead - I ain't fúcking either of them:mad:

Well, maybe if Kelly was still warm!

So now we have the People You Would F*&k Even If They Were A Corpse thread.

...and they say the internet is full of filth.

Morgue worker admits to having sex with up to 100 dead

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