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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #2702
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,205 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I don't think that he done much of the writing! He was more involved in the cadence and repetition. One of his more notable and memorable lines that he wrote is:

    Mama say mama sa mama coosa

    If any can tell me what that means they get a blue peter badge. Aparently, he just like what it sounded like and recorded it...

    A quick Google reveals it's actually right up your alley, BB!

    https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080506015602AADZJXS


  • #2703
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    I got attacked by Henry today. What is it with spiders wanting to share the shower with me? He ran into the shower. >.<

    I washed the fcuker down the drain. I'm taking a hard line from now on. You give them an inch and they take a mile. :mad:


  • #2704
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I got attacked by Henry today. What is it with spiders wanting to share the shower with me? He ran into the shower. >.<

    I washed the fcuker down the drain. I'm taking a hard line from now on. You give them an inch and they take a mile. :mad:
    Have you read the venomous spider thread yet?


  • #2705
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    eisenberg1 I escaped from the circus and am living incognito in Tallaght ssh ! don't tell anyone


  • #2706
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jimgoose wrote: »
    A quick Google reveals it's actually right up your alley, BB!

    https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080506015602AADZJXS

    I'll be in South Africa next month maybe....I'll try to find a Swahili speaker and say it to them.


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  • #2707
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Have you read the venomous spider thread yet?

    No. Thanks for telling me though. :mad:

    This guy is cutsie wutsie, never thought I'd say that about a spider:



  • #2708
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Just relaxing at home last night, and was going to kitchen for a refill (barefoot) and there the fcuker was, a spider as big as a coconut, I swear, I actually heard him walking, I thought I heard it speak and I am sure it was a South American accent he had cos he said something like "fcukeeng gringo". Big, hairy badass legs on him, staring at me....waiting for me to make a move, no weapons within reach, so I called for backup, Mrs E to the rescue. I begged her to mash in to the floor or put in the blender, but she just tutted and put "the poor thing" out in the garden.
    smash wrote: »
    Have you read the venomous spider thread yet?

    See, I told yis, and you all laughed...the fcukers are a comin to git yis:D


  • #2709
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Incy Wincy's family are seeking revenge


  • #2710
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    See, I told yis, and you all laughed...the fcukers are a comin to git yis:D

    Ah come on eisenberg ya big pussy. :P

    My manager nearly had a fanny fit when a moth flew into the office. He actually would not come back in until I put the moth out and closed the window. :rolleyes:

    He's middle-aged man with 2 kids. :rolleyes: :pac:


  • #2711
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    My manager nearly had a fanny fit

    Now who's obsessed!

    Spiders are grand really, there's a load of them recently though. Hoover the house and get around 20 of them but then 5 mins later there's always another 2 or 3. Where do they come from? And they're not small ones either! There's cellar spiders everywhere these days.


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  • #2712
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ah come on eisenberg ya big pussy. :P

    My manager nearly had a fanny fit when a moth flew into the office. He actually would not come back in until I put the moth out and closed the window. :rolleyes:

    He's middle-aged man with 2 kids. :rolleyes: :pac:

    I hate the above as well............and I am not gone on moths either:)

    You are obsessed with things feline:D

    I have three kids by the way, and still a scared of spiders.


  • #2713
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I hate the above as well............and I am not gone on moths either:)

    You are obsessed with things feline:D

    I have three kids by the way, and still a scared of spiders.

    I hate spiders, terrified of them. I'm okay if they stay away from me but if they run at me or into the shower when I'm there, they're gonna die.

    I do like kitties. :D

    I thought my spider fears would go once I had kids. :pac: Ah well, no reason to have them now.


  • #2714
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I hate spiders, terrified of them. I'm okay if they stay away from me but if they run at me or into the shower when I'm there, they're gonna die.

    I do like kitties. :D

    I thought my spider fears would go once I had kids. :pac: Ah well, no reason to have them now.


    Spiders are grand, it's anything with wings I can't stand - moths, bluebottles, house flies, wasps (bees are grand, strangely enough), but ladybirds? Deceptive little bastards, they're like woodlice underneath their pretty wings (the shell splits in two and they fly up in your face if you go in for a closer look), also horse flies, like earwigs with wings those little bastards, they'd eat you alive in the Summer! :mad:


  • #2715
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Spiders are grand, it's anything with wings I can't stand - moths, bluebottles, house flies, wasps (bees are grand, strangely enough), but ladybirds? Deceptive little bastards, they're like woodlice underneath their pretty wings (the shell splits in two and they fly up in your face if you go in for a closer look), also horse flies, like earwigs with wings those little bastards, they'd eat you alive in the Summer! :mad:

    I don't mind any of those things but I kill flies and bluebottles and wasps on a regular basis. I'm a killer. :(

    But not ladybirds! I love lady birds and bees. :) Don't really mind woodlice either.


  • #2716
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Scumbags playing the system. Some scumbag neighbours of ours, 5 kids, neither of them have ever done a single days honest work in their lives, on benefit, getting rent allowance, currently on holiday in Lanzarote.:confused: What the fcuk is wrong with this country? My husband works his ass off and we won't be able to afford a foreign holiday this year. Sure what incentive is there for those lazy fcukers to ever get a job?

    Before anyone says some relative might have paid for it, none of their relatives work, they all believe in reproducing and staying on the dole while the State picks up the tab. That has fcuked me right off for the day now. :mad:


  • #2717
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Scumbags playing the system. Some scumbag neighbours of ours, 5 kids, neither of them have ever done a single days honest work in their lives, on benefit, getting rent allowance, currently on holiday in Lanzarote.:confused: What the fcuk is wrong with this country? My husband works his ass off and we won't be able to afford a foreign holiday this year. Sure what incentive is there for those lazy fcukers to ever get a job?

    Before anyone says some relative might have paid for it, none of their relatives work, they all believe in reproducing and staying on the dole while the State picks up the tab. That has fcuked me right off for the day now. :mad:
    What to do with career dole heads?

    Not allowed passports or driving licences (they are on the scratch and shouldn't be able to afford (or need) such luxury any way) ? or **** it, create work houses and abolish free money unless you are disabled? (and being a junkie/alcoholic down and out is not a disability).


  • #2718
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    I hear ya Pumpkinseeds. I sometimes think I was I mad to put myself through college instead of getting pregnant at 17 and popping out a rake of kids and being a government artist.


  • #2719
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    I sit near a woman in work who appears to spend every waking hour that she is not in work watching tv. She spends much of her day reading celebrity gossip sites. Every so often she will update us on what is going on in the world of celebrity/gossip/soaps. It is so inane that I can barely conjur up a response. So far today:

    Her: 'Did you see that Simon Cowell did the cold water nomination challenge?'
    Me: 'Oh'
    Her: 'He has nominated Mel B, Louis Walsh and Cheryl Cole to do it next. That's gas'
    Me: 'Oh'

    Her: 'Did you hear that Grainne Seoige is getting married?'
    Me: 'Oh'

    Her: 'Did you hear that Cilla is coming back into Coronation Street?'
    Me: 'Oh'


    Her: 'I love Nicky Byrne from Westlife'
    Me: 'Oh'

    Her: 'Pat Kenny has joined UTV Ireland'
    Me: 'Oh'

    Her: 'I think it was Jay in Eastenders who killed Lucy'
    Me: 'Oh'

    Her: 'Christina Aguilera has named her daughter Summer. Ah'
    Me: 'Oh'

    ....and rinse and repeat.....

    And every so often she will throw in a real world update:

    Her: 'Did you hear about that poor fella getting his head hacked off?'
    Me: 'Oh'

    She watches every single soap (including the likes of Hollyoaks, Neighbours, Home & Away - she is mid 50s for chirst sake!!), all of the American Idol type stuff and all of the talkshows. She rings people up and they have full on discussions about what 'Simon said to Cheryl' or 'Mel B said to Tulisia' like they are people that they know. It is slowly sending me insane. Send help please.....

    I see she is currently flicking through the Metro so I can expect another inane update any moment now.


  • #2720
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    Mosquito bites. I've got bites all over my legs and I can't even scratch it because I'd look like a lunatic. :mad:


  • #2721
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    czechlin wrote: »
    Mosquito bites. I've got bites all over my legs and I can't even scratch it because I'd look like a lunatic. :mad:

    You should have heard what they were all saying about you while you were away.......................


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  • #2722
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    When something hasn't yet been explained by science, and religious people use this to argue that if science hasn't yet explained it then that proves that science must be wrong and that God exists!

    e.g. if science hasn't explained how the big bang happened then that proves that science is wrong and God created the universe!

    ...and so on and so forth.

    The stupidity of stupid people!

    Absolutely blinded by their desperation to believe in something, something for which there is zero proof.


  • #2723
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    You should have heard what they were all saying about you while you were away.......................

    They must have typed it out in white font as my eye hasn't spotted anything. They better stop the bitching now, I'm back! For a while at least...:D


  • #2724
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    You should have heard what they were all saying about you while you were away.......................
    czechlin wrote: »
    They must have typed it out in white font as my eye hasn't spotted anything. They better stop the bitching now, I'm back! For a while at least...:D

    It was done by PM.
    ;)


  • #2725
    czechlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭czechlin


    whirlpool wrote: »
    It was done by PM.
    ;)

    I thought so. Sneaky feckers... :D


  • #2726
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    When you're watching an American tv show, one of the hour-long ones, and it's been on for ten minutes.... and then the intro/credits comes on. Wtf?


  • #2727
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ah poor Felix. Hopefully he'll be feeling better soon.

    I hope so too. Trouble with your ears is so annoying.


  • #2728
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Fat Christy wrote: »

    I washed the fcuker down the drain.

    Poor Henry. He leaves behind a wife and 156,987,365.97 children.
    Funeral arrangements are pending.


  • #2729
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    czechlin wrote: »
    They must have typed about in white font as my eye hasn't spotted anything. They better stop the bitching now, I'm back! For a while at least...:D


    Welcome back btw! :D

    We'll have to organise a search party for OldNotWise now, probably last sighted around Busaras :pac:


  • #2730
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Welcome back btw! :D

    We'll have to organise a search party for OldNotWise now, probably last sighted around Busaras :pac:

    Fat Christy probably washed him down her shower drain. :D


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  • #2731
    Philo Beddoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Philo Beddoe


    Here's something trivial that annoys me. You get involved in a thread where the OP has suggested something that suggests at worst complete idiocy or at best a serious lack of thought. Naturally there is a slew of responses explaining the various ways in which the OP is wrong. Then the OP comes back with a response which not only ignores the responses, but suggests that taking valid criticism on board is not something they've ever considered. A response that is so mind-bogglingly ignorant that you realise not only are wrong on this particular subject, they're actually incapable of thinking.


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