What is the most outlandish place you have had sex

stefan idiot jones · 17-08-2014 09:58AM

On a table in a beer garden, in a night club, on the beach, in a graveyard, in a portacabin, next to a skip behind Spud U Like, stairwells, multi storey car park, parks.

Cider fuelled youth.

Nomis21 · 17-08-2014 10:06AM

septictank wrote: »

Were you by yourself?

I was a bus driver on the London=Amsterdam route and she was one of my passengers.

herisson · 17-08-2014 10:07AM

In a Lourdes Grotto and an old phone box when I was younger. :pac:

anncoates · 17-08-2014 10:07AM

I've had sex before.

vandriver · 17-08-2014 10:07AM

Nomis21 wrote: »

I was a bus driver on the London=Amsterdam route and she was one of my passengers.

All hail the king of chat up merchants.

recylingbin · 17-08-2014 10:12AM

Leitrim

blueser · 17-08-2014 10:12AM

Sex? What's that then?

HalloweenJack · 17-08-2014 10:15AM

In a random front garden on a drunken Saturday night.

JustAddWater · 17-08-2014 10:18AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Hope you made sure your DIPSTICK was well OILED

Automatic or manual?

fuerte1976 · 17-08-2014 10:40AM

In a skip ..

Teyla Emmagan · 17-08-2014 10:54AM

You're a feral bunch really, aren't you?

Son Of A Vidic · 17-08-2014 11:29AM

myshirt wrote: »

OP - are you fapping like a mad man to this?

I treated him in A&E about an hour ago. Paramedics gave us the call on their way in with him. It was a serious case of OW - Over Wanked. Only really treatment is to maintain the airway, apply a straitjacket to prevent further OW and use the MWB - Medical Wheelbarrow. It's very similar to an actual wheelbarrow. So we placed the patient in it, ensuring a generous amount of ice covers the ball sacks and knob. Reducing the life threatening swelling is absolutely paramount. Anyway that's all I can say, patient confidentiality and all that. So I'll just sign off by saying, I think Enda Kenny is an absolute disgrace.

MRnotlob606 · 17-08-2014 11:30AM

In a Dressing room with palm and her five sisters

The Cool · 17-08-2014 12:36PM

In a fleshlight.

I'm a woman.

smash · 17-08-2014 12:55PM

Pawn wrote: »

My kitchen ( with missus sleeping next door)

You shagged someone in your kitchen with your misses in the next room?

sally cinnamon89 · 17-08-2014 12:58PM

Tayto Park

fleet_admiral · 17-08-2014 01:08PM

A train station that was still open

Rezident · 17-08-2014 02:46PM

In the sea at Waikiki beach in Hawaii at night. My gf at the time thought it would be really romantic. It was not. There were loads of fish in the sea and I felt one touch my leg and it freaked me out and I couldn't concentrate and the waves put you off your stride and when we finally finished and got out of the water, there was a group of teenagers sitting there watching on the beach that we hadn't seen in the dark.

KingOfFairview · 17-08-2014 02:47PM

I got blown in the santry omniplex, about 5th row, don't remember the movie

josip · 17-08-2014 02:54PM

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I got blown in the santry omniplex, about 5th row, don't remember the movie

Schindler's List?

dar100 · 17-08-2014 02:54PM

The list is endless, I've seen posts here that reminded me I've also done it in that place.

Omniplex is a popular spot all the same, my theory is their all durty out Santry way:)

harry Bailey esq · 17-08-2014 03:01PM

in the toilet of the Dublin-cork train.in a cave near portrane beach,got caught that time,red faces all round. I also had a quick fap on an aeroplane once for the laugh,I believe we were flying over the greater Manchester area at the time

UCDVet · 17-08-2014 03:35PM

One of those automatic car washes.

Mr.Crinklewood · 17-08-2014 03:44PM

stefan idiot jones wrote: »

On a table in a beer garden, in a night club, on the beach, in a graveyard, in a portacabin, next to a skip behind Spud U Like, stairwells, multi storey car park, parks.

Cider fuelled youth.

Sounds like a Christy Moore song.