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What is the most outlandish place you have had sex

  • 16-08-2014 11:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭


    I'll start the ball rolling...

    1. In one of the video watching booths in an Amsterdam Sex shop

    2. On the beach at Palavas-Les-Flots in France with the sea lapping at our ankles and in plain sight of all the sunbathers on the beach

    3. In a beach cave in Sharm El Sheikh


    I'm sure you lot can all do better than that!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,579 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Clondalkin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,412 ✭✭✭Shakespeare's Sister


    In a fat fold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    In a bed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Outland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Transport box of the neighbours 135x.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    In a nursing home


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Norma_Desmond


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    I'll start the ball rolling...

    1. In one of the video watching booths in an Amsterdam Sex shop

    2. On the beach at Palavas-Les-Flots in France with the sea lapping at our ankles and in plain sight of all the sunbathers on the beach

    3. In a beach cave in Sharm El Sheikh

    I'm sure you lot can all do better than that!

    That sounds very unhygienic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    On a boat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    In a vagina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    In the laundry room of the Merrion Hotel. Actual truth. I normally would think of an outlandish lie, but this actually happened.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    In space, on a tricycle, while eating sperm whale....

    With a woman!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I'm way too mortified to say right now but ill mention it if someone else has done it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I'm way too mortified to say right now but ill mention it if someone else has done it too.

    Do we all know you in person!?
    Just say ffs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Behind the house for a group of priests on the grounds of a priest training college. Most nights, for weeks. Feel kind of bad about it because they definitely knew.

    I suppose I should mention it was with the missus, not a priest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Eircom_Sucks


    Disabled jax in pub , poor guy in a wheelchair was waiting outside to use the loo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Front row floor of the Omniplex in a movie....

    (I was a teenager!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    I'll start the ball rolling...

    1. In one of the video watching booths in an Amsterdam Sex shop

    2. On the beach at Palavas-Les-Flots in France with the sea lapping at our ankles and in plain sight of all the sunbathers on the beach

    3. In a beach cave in Sharm El Sheikh


    I'm sure you lot can all do better than that!

    Outside a church.

    &

    On the cliffs of motor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Church carpark


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Outside a church.

    &

    On the cliffs of motor.

    Hope you made sure your DIPSTICK was well OILED


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Church carpark

    I endorse this :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,656 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    Everest Base Camp :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    I endorse this :pac:

    Nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Sacristy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Front row floor of the Omniplex in a movie....

    (I was a teenager!)

    He was 45.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 79 ✭✭0O0


    On a mates 125cc bike, behind some trees while he waited on us coming back from a spin round the fields ;)

    He still doesnt know.

    Also on a trampoline - which was bout 3ft from the neighbour's fence, while everyone was hopefully asleep.

    Ahhhh good times!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,017 ✭✭✭Chagan


    My imagination


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭jonon9


    A Library window


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 953 ✭✭✭Nodster


    jonon9 wrote: »
    A Library window


    you know that's a bookable offence?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    jonon9 wrote: »
    A Library window

    Say that was panefull...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    I'll start the ball rolling...

    1. In one of the video watching booths in an Amsterdam Sex shop

    2. On the beach at Palavas-Les-Flots in France with the sea lapping at our ankles and in plain sight of all the sunbathers on the beach

    3. In a beach cave in Sharm El Sheikh


    I'm sure you lot can all do better than that!

    In your sisters bedroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    kowloon wrote: »
    Clondalkin.

    I hope you got checked out afterwards. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    Behind a Lidl!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    why is everything about sex ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,456 ✭✭✭larrymiller


    Up the arse


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    Outside that huge glass building near Bus Aras.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    0O0 wrote: »
    On a mates 125cc bike ;)

    He still doesnt know.

    while everyone was hopefully asleep.

    Ahhhh good times!

    A little edit and and that looks fairly creepy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭pidgeoneyes


    A few years ago. On the bench closest to the Bali bombing memorial in Coogee, Sydney. I've never been so proud/ashamed of myself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭Dick phelan


    Tesco car park
    A Graveyard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    St Patrick's near Kiltegan about 15 years ago. Theer was a few days and nights of wild gay sex and none of it involved a priest or member of a religious order:-)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    In an armpit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,383 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    In a swimming pool that was half full of really loud kids!

    On the bench of a school shed. It was Sunday!

    A graveyard. And the steam room in a leisure complex


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,817 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    gammygils wrote: »
    In a swimming pool that was half full of really loud kids!

    On the bench of a school shed. It was Sunday!

    A graveyard. And the steam room in a leisure complex

    You're joking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    gammygils wrote: »
    In a swimming pool that was half full of really loud kids!

    On the bench of a school shed. It was Sunday!

    A graveyard. And the steam room in a leisure complex

    Tell me it wasn't with a child. And that you're joking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


    On a roundabout


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    In a binkhole.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭colossus-x


    On a rooftop of private house.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭Tarzana


    [tmi]After a house party, on the kitchen floor of my sister's house after all the other guests had left and she and her BF had gone to bed.

    The part of the floor we did it on had been the dancefloor for the evening and was filthy. My Bf said his balls got soooo cold on the tiles. [/tmi]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭Pawn


    Howth Summit
    Temple Bar (blowie)
    My kitchen ( with missus sleeping next door)
    My female barbers' saloon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,752 ✭✭✭yankinlk


    Up the arse



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