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"Think Fast, Father Ted"

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  • #182
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    no billy's was rounder at the top

    what did the Guard say when Ted said "i hope this doesn't put you off going to mass"


  • #183
    pampootie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭pampootie


    I'm a Protestant actually father.

    What happened to Mr Sweeney when fellas broke into his house?


  • #184
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    pampootie wrote: »
    I'm a Protestant actually father.

    What happened to Mr Sweeney when fellas broke into his house?

    They put a bra on him.


  • #185
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    They put a bra on him.

    "Forced Transvestism" - the 4th case or so !! :D:D


    Who did Ted piss off outside the very dark caves ? and why ?


  • #186
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    the_monkey wrote: »
    "Forced Transvestism" - the 4th case or so !! :D:D


    Who did Ted piss off outside the very dark caves ? and why ?

    Richard Wilson. For reciting the Victor Meldrew "I don't believe it" catchphrase.

    Who are Feckarse Industries?


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  • #187
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    Richard Wilson. For reciting the Victor Meldrew "I don't believe it" catchphrase.

    Who are Feckarse Industries?

    Opticians?

    What was the name of the sheep that was favourite to win a competition?


  • #188
    x43r0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,278 ✭✭✭x43r0


    boobar wrote: »
    Opticians?

    What was the name of the sheep that was favourite to win a competition?

    They were actually a manufacturer of eyewear who supplied the opticians on the mainland

    Chris the sheep was the favourite


    What did Dougal say he was expecting to see behind the door on the advent calendar?


  • #189
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,705 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Ahem. Slovakias premiere lens manufacturers.


  • #190
    Scarinae
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 11,362 ✭✭✭✭Scarinae


    x43r0 wrote: »
    What did Dougal say he was expecting to see behind the door on the advent calendar?

    Ruud Gillit sitting on a shed

    What did Jack say he expected to see behind the door on the advent calendar?


  • #191
    Locomotion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Locomotion


    Scarinae wrote: »
    Ruud Gillit sitting on a shed

    What did Jack say he expected to see behind the door on the advent calendar?

    A pair of feckin women's knickers.

    What did Ted get Dougal for Xmas?


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  • #192
    eviltimeban
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,137 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    Locomotion wrote: »
    A pair of feckin women's knickers.

    What did Ted get Dougal for Xmas?

    A matador outfit.


  • #193
    Dazzler88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Dazzler88


    Locomotion wrote: »
    A pair of feckin women's knickers.

    What did Ted get Dougal for Xmas?

    A matador outfit.

    How much did John and Mary want for the Easter Eggs?


  • #194
    Locomotion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Locomotion


    Dazzler88 wrote: »
    A matador outfit.

    How much did John and Mary want for the Easter Eggs?

    Comes to about £8

    Where were they heading on their holidays?


  • #195
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    Locomotion wrote: »
    Comes to about £8

    Where were they heading on their holidays?

    Rome and they dont know when they will be back

    Who was Teds friend that they said they might see?


  • #196
    Ould Mr Brennan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Ould Mr Brennan


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    Rome and they dont know when they will be back

    Who was Teds friend that they said they might see?

    The pope.

    Who wouldnt ya find playing jungle music at 3 in the morning?


  • #197
    irish coldplayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭irish coldplayer


    Ould Mr Brennan wrote: »
    The pope.

    Who wouldnt ya find playing jungle music at 3 in the morning?

    hitler

    Where was the Lingerie scene (Ireland's largest lingerie section) filmed?


  • #198
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    irish coldplayer wrote: »
    hitler

    Where was the Lingerie scene (Ireland's largest lingerie section) filmed?

    Dunnes in Ennis

    What was the name of Dick Byrne's Eurosong entry?


  • #199
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    irish coldplayer wrote: »
    hitler

    Where was the Lingerie scene (Ireland's largest lingerie section) filmed?

    Dunnes Stores in Ennis.

    What was the name of the priest who always ended up in an accident before/during/after Fr. Teds calls?


  • #200
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Dunnes Stores in Ennis.

    What was the name of the priest who always ended up in an accident before/during/after Fr. Teds calls?

    Father Larry Duff, Larrys tremendous fun

    who was the priest nicknamed "himalaya joe"


  • #201
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Is there anything to be said for another mass.
    What was the priests name?

    I thought it was dunnes cornelscourt?


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  • #202
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,705 ✭✭✭stimpson


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    Father Larry Duff, Larrys tremendous fun

    who was the priest nicknamed "himalaya joe"

    Fr Joe Briefly.

    In what disaster movie does Gene Hackman play a priest?


  • #203
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,705 ✭✭✭stimpson


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Dunnes in Ennis

    What was the name of Dick Byrne's Eurosong entry?

    The Miracle is mine :)

    God I love that song.

    Anyway, Gene Hackman...


  • #204
    irish coldplayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 203 ✭✭irish coldplayer


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Is there anything to be said for another mass.
    What was the priests name?

    I thought it was dunnes cornelscourt?

    Father Derek Beeching,

    no definitely Ennis.

    Where was the All-Priests Five-a-Side Over-75's Indoor Challenge Football Match filmed?


  • #205
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    stimpson wrote: »
    Fr Joe Briefly.

    In what disaster movie does Gene Hackman play a priest?


    The Poseidon Adventure !

    At the end of the same episode what hits Ted in the head - and how did it get there ?


    - this thread is great - i can see it going on forever .. :P


  • #206
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    the_monkey wrote: »
    The Poseidon Adventure !

    At the end of the same episode what hits Ted in the head - and how did it get there ?


    - this thread is great - i can see it going on forever .. :P


    The cross was it or the brick I love my Breeeeeck


  • #207
    Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,951 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    the_monkey wrote: »
    The Poseidon Adventure !

    At the end of the same episode what hits Ted in the head - and how did it get there ?


    - this thread is great - i can see it going on forever .. :P

    That was a terrible movie.... he didnt even say mass !

    Hit by a brick it the head after the milk float blew up the phone box !


  • #208
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    What was the piece of advice Father Austin Purcell's father gave to him?


  • #209
    munster87
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,439 ✭✭✭munster87


    It was about all forms of lagging...think it was don't ever, no always, never...


  • #210
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    munster87 wrote: »
    It was about all forms of lagging...think it was don't ever, no always, never...

    This not only refers to lagging but all forms of insulation......He said....dont ever, no always, never......


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  • #211
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    Who was responsible for the Drumshambo massacre ?


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