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"Think Fast, Father Ted"

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  • #272
    [Deleted User]
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    TopOfTheRight wrote: »
    Cluedo

    What sort of stuff wouldnt Fr. Fitzpatrick 'be into at all'?

    Anything from the WW2 Allied side.

    How did Ted and Dougal understand Fr. Hernandez?


  • #273
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Anything from the WW2 Allied side.

    How did Ted and Dougal understand Fr. Hernandez?

    A translator echoing in the background:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Why did Father Hernandez claim that celibacy can be hard for a man?


  • #274
    the_monkey
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    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    A translator echoing in the background:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Why did Father Hernandez claim that celibacy can be hard for a man?

    He thought Mrs Doyle was a looker :D

    What did he get Ted as a gift ?


  • #275
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    the_monkey wrote: »
    He thought Mrs Doyle was a looker :D

    What did he get Ted as a gift ?

    A cuban fertility symbol

    Who was the priest with father larry duff that they found a big box of machine guns in his house?


  • #276
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    A cuban fertility symbol

    Who was the priest with father larry duff that they found a big box of machine guns in his house?

    Fr Billy Williams ??

    Who was the priest in Canada who has his own show on cable and landed a big part in the new Bond movie?


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  • #277
    Locomotion
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    signostic wrote: »
    Fr Billy Williams ??

    Who was the priest in Canada who has his own show on cable and landed a big part in the new Bond movie?

    Father Buzz Dolan

    Why did Dougal think Clint Eastwood had been arrested for a crime he didn't commit?


  • #278
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    Locomotion wrote: »
    Father Buzz Dolan

    Why did Dougal think Clint Eastwood had been arrested for a crime he didn't commit?

    ...oh wait no, it's a film!

    Where do milkmen do it?


  • #279
    Aglomerado
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    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    ...oh wait no, it's a film!

    Where do milkmen do it?

    On your doorstep.

    What does Pat Mustard have to do around the clock after Ted (The ignorant bastard) causes him to get sacked?


  • #280
    TopOfTheRight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭TopOfTheRight


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    On your doorstep.

    What does Pat Mustard have to do around the clock after Ted (The ignorant bastard) causes him to get sacked?

    Pull himself off

    What wine could Jack distinguish from the sound of the bottles hitting off each other?


  • #281
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    TopOfTheRight wrote: »
    Pull himself off

    What wine could Jack distinguish from the sound of the bottles hitting off each other?

    Jacobs Creek Chardonnay 1991

    What does Jack drink that "kills" him?


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  • #282
    Strongbow10
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    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Jacobs Creek Chardonnay 1991

    What does Jack drink that "kills" him?

    Floor polish

    What hole was Fr Stone on when he was hit by lightening?


  • #283
    Stojkovic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Stojkovic


    What was the name of Dougal's hamster ?


  • #284
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,316 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Ronaldo

    What make was the car to be won in the raffle?


  • #285
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    colm_mcm wrote: »
    Ronaldo

    What make was the car to be won in the raffle?

    Rover. Think it was a 200, same one that Richard drove in Keeping up appearances. Bonus points?? :D

    Who was the author of the poem Ted recited at Jack's wake?


  • #286
    Aglomerado
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    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    Rover. Think it was a 200, same one that Richard drove in Keeping up appearances. Bonus points?? :D

    Who was the author of the poem Ted recited at Jack's wake?

    James Joyce - from "The Dead".

    How did Ted begin his sermon which the old ladies wanted to hear again?


  • #287
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    Aglomerado wrote: »
    James Joyce - from "The Dead".

    How did Ted begin his sermon which the old ladies wanted to hear again?

    Oh can I play?

    The actor Nick Berry said something.

    Eoin Mc love said they had to call the police. Why?


  • #288
    Green Giant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Green Giant


    "I think it was the actor Nick Berry who said..."

    Who is the owner of the greyhound track?


  • #289
    Dazzler88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Dazzler88


    Green Giant wrote: »
    "I think it was the actor Nick Berry who said..."

    Who is the owner of the greyhound track?

    Paddy Jordan

    What did Father Begley lose?


  • #290
    TCDStudent1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭TCDStudent1


    off topic but thought I'd ask here as there seems to be a lot of Fr. ted knowledge in this thread. I loved reading through it!

    Eoin McLove = Daniel O;Donnell
    Niamh Connolly = Sinead O'Connor
    Polly Clarke = ????

    Is she based on a specific author?


  • #291
    [Deleted User]
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    I think she was just made up for the show.


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  • #292
    Kermit.de.frog
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    The lines in Father Ted are great.

    But the acting isn't.


  • #293
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    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    The lines in Father Ted are great.

    But the acting isn't.

    It's pretty easy to explain - most of the people in Father Ted were comedians rather than trained actors. Only a few people were actors e.g. Frank Kelly.


  • #294
    Kermit.de.frog
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    MetzgerMeister wrote: »
    It's pretty easy to explain - most of the people in Father Ted were comedians rather than trained actors. Only a few people were actors e.g. Frank Kelly.

    I know. :)


  • #295
    pmy.murphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭pmy.murphy


    What reason did Ted give why Henry Sellars should not to go to rugged Island?


  • #296
    [Deleted User]
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    Its a leper colony.

    What kind of car does Ted drive?


  • #297
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,700 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    pmy.murphy wrote: »
    What reason did Ted give why Henry Sellars should not to go to rugged Island?

    Leper colony! Toyota Corina?

    How many people were in the cinema during the passion of st tibulous screening?


  • #298
    efb
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    Snotaul Goodman wrote: »
    Its a leper colony.

    What kind of car does Ted drive?

    Cortina

    How many episodes did Graham Norton appear in?


  • #299
    TopOfTheRight
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    antodeco wrote: »
    Leper colony! Toyota Corina?

    How many people were in the cinema during the passion of st tibulous screening?

    3 and a dog

    How did Tom justify his armed bank robbery?


  • #300
    Aglomerado
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    TopOfTheRight wrote: »
    3 and a dog

    How did Tom justify his armed bank robbery?

    It's my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms!

    How does Ted get Jack to go to sleep?


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  • #301
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    Aglomerado wrote: »
    It's my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms!

    How does Ted get Jack to go to sleep?

    Puts a box over his head.

    What payment does the psychic ask for at the fun fair? Extra points for both answers


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