Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

deise08 wrote: »

That the newspaper stand turns into a mini library. You end up battling through a load of bodies to get one.

I gave up reading newspapers years ago but when I did the last ones to go were the Sunday papers... and they were a nightmare ... so many supplements and extra papers inside them that it would be a complete waste of a free Sunday to sit down and work my way through what was basically someones attempts to brainwash me with opinion pieces.

Having a cuppa with a friend at the w.e in a local coffee shop. Guy arrives in with two small boys, about 2 and 3.
We could hear him long before we could see him. 'Now James what do you want, does James want an ice cream. Now, Mark, what does Mark want..'. all at top volume.
Would have loved if one of the kids turned to him and said, 'hey keep it down'

I think some people need volume control on their voices, which would trigger automatically for them, when they are indoors, on buses etc.

LynnGrace wrote: »

Having a cuppa with a friend ago the w.e in a local coffee shop. Guy arrives in with two small boys, about 2 and 3.
We could hear him long before we could see him. 'Now James what do you want, does James want an ice cream. Now, Mark, what does Mark want..'. all at top volume.
Would have loved if one of the kids turned to him and said, 'hey keep it down'

I think some people need volume control on their voices, which would trigger automatically for them, when they are indoors, on buses etc.

Why would you speak to your kids in the third-person?

Deleted User wrote: »

Because you're a complete tosser

And so you can share the fact that you are a tosser with all the lucky 'audience'

The house is plagued with AAA batteries. There's no gadget to put them into. Fed up seeing them around the place.

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Why would you speak to your kids in the third-person?

Deleted User wrote: »

Because you're a complete tosser

That was a bit mean, Hotfail was only asking a question!

:pac:

whirlpool wrote: »

That was a bit mean, Hotfail was only asking a question!

:pac:

And she's the mod here! :pac:

Finding a lovely dress online...only to see that the site considers a size 14 to be a "plus size".

Couples playing out their relationships on facebook. I don't need to know that you're about to do the bould thing thanks.

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Women in public who think its socially acceptable to poke at the inner corner of their eye and then examine the takings. It's never ok to poke at an orifice in public! And examining your loot makes the rest of us nauseous ok?! The fairer sex? Pfft.... :rolleyes:

Should have just left it at women in public.




Don't ban me! :pac:

I was going to post this in "What kind of people annoy you" but I felt like I was cheating on TTTAY34 :eek: so:

People who feel the need to add "he/she was a foreign national" into the conversation.

People who say "Oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" when you answer their call.

People who try to engage their little sh1ts with noveau parenting and telling them that baby reindeer are crying and mommy is upset and go sit on the naughty step for 5 seconds blah blah...

People who think you're looking at them when you are actually looking past them. Over yourself already - I'm hardly that desperate. If I am looking at you, it's probably trying to discern what kind of genetic car crash you were in.

People who clack their dentures when they talk.

People who dont move on moving stairs. Fúckwits become completely immobilised as soon as they get on. Like some strange law of physics.

People who taste wine in restaurants.

People who are really slow using self service checkouts.

People who congregate outside shop doors when it's raining. Out of my fúcking way!

People who turn down pages or (shudder) bend the spine of their books.

People who make really bad jokes and then tell you to lighten up when you dont laugh. Fúck you! You're jokes are sh1te ok?!!!!!

People who leave their cars at the pump while they go in and pay.

People who think putting on flashers excuses moronic parking.

People who say "hold" when they mean "leave". For example: I'll have a coke. Can you hold the ice?

People who back snort and then gag.

People who say, "cheer up it might never happen". They should simply be taken out and shot. No other way.

People (x2) who both talk to you at the same time. Parents are feckers for this but it doesn't annoy me when they do it, just people I dont know (and therefore dont like).

People who say "let" when they mean "leave".

Small talkers.

People with fake posh accents.

People who use "big" words when they want to feel puffed up. "Purchase" instead of "bought" is a classic.

Peoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeoplepeople

Hotfail.com wrote: »

Should have just left it at women in public.






Don't ban me! :pac:

Some of them dont do their side any favours. I also saw a woman today spraying hairspray on the luas ffs. We were nearly gassed. Then she had a sneezing fit (presumably because she had also gassed herself) and spread her horrible germs around. Then she started rubbing cream into her hands and onto her face. Wouldn't mind but no amount harspray or creams made from the tails of sixty virgin unicorns would make this woman anywhere near pretty. There's just no hope for you love, best bet is to have a good personality.

LizzieJones wrote: »

I'm beginning to wonder if you're my ex.

I'm beginning to wonder if you're in the wrong thread.