Priest receiving text messages from the Devil

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 03-08-2014 02:17PM #1

True story.

No good deed goes unpunished: Teen sends demonic texts to priest after exorcism

A priest in Poland claims he’s receiving demonic text messages from a teenage girl he exorcised.

Father Marian Rajchel, a priest in the town of Jaroslaw, said he has been receiving hateful texts from the girl’s phone, the Austrian Times reported.

Father Rajchel said the messages he’d received included warnings that “anyone who prays for her will die,” and “she will not come out of this hell.”

“The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul,” Father Rajchel said. “Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are [being] used like this, however in this case it is clear.”

The Austrian Times reported that Father Rajchel prayed for the girl and even replied to the texts, but received a message back saying “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”

The priest told local media that his attempt to oust the devil from the girl “clearly failed,” and she is now using technology to harass him.

One thing I can tell you for sure is that he is not using Tesco Mobile as last week I could barely get one signal bar when just outside Monaghan town, yet this fcuker is sending texts from the pits of hell.

Fcuker must be on Vodafone.

hfallada · 03-08-2014 02:20PM

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it? Either way it's impressive that the devil knows how to use the latest technology.

Micky Dolenz · 03-08-2014 02:23PM

hfallada wrote: »

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it? Either way it's impressive that the devil knows how to use the latest technology.

It is a massive part of the CC and is growing year on year.

The Devil is well up on technology, Shur didn't he come up with facebook and twitter.

Ruu · 03-08-2014 02:26PM

More bad press for the Devil, needs a PR facelift. The CC loves to stick it to him, get over it!

Grayson · 03-08-2014 02:27PM

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hfallada wrote: »

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it? Either way it's impressive that the devil knows how to use the latest technology.

It's still part of their beliefs although it's not publicised too much.

To be fair the priest has a point about the devil using technology. There are some posters here that have to be possessed.

umop.episdn · 03-08-2014 02:28PM

Probably reads the exact same as the boards 3 forum.......except Satan uses milder language

Hotfail.com · 03-08-2014 02:32PM

The devil just sounds like a fun Jesus.

CarrickMcJoe · 03-08-2014 02:38PM

Probably Ivor Callely on his phone from prison.

Czarcasm · 03-08-2014 02:41PM

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

One thing I can tell you for sure is that he is not using Tesco Mobile as last week I could barely get one signal bar when just outside Monaghan town, yet this fcuker is sending texts from the pits of hell.

Fcuker must be on Vodafone.

One of those long distance carriers like Lucifer Lyca Mobile - VOPP (Voice Over Possessed Person)

Has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time

Tail Docker · 03-08-2014 02:41PM

They could have been from Santa - that predictive text can be tricky.

RandomName2 · 03-08-2014 02:59PM

Hotfail.com wrote: »

The devil just sounds like a fun Jesus.

Jesus has a talk show. Satan prefers the more personal touch. Elevator hauntings, personal text-messaging, that sort of thing.

Son Of A Vidic · 03-08-2014 03:07PM

hfallada wrote: »

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it?.

I don't exactly have my finger on the pulse, but that's the first I've heard of that. So out of interest, do you have any links to that?

shewasdiesel · 03-08-2014 03:08PM

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Probably Ivor Callely on his phone from prison.

Ivor enjoys texting as long as you're paying for them : )

mickydoomsux · 03-08-2014 03:23PM

His excuse for texting a teenage girl is that she's actually Satan?

Cantremember · 03-08-2014 03:28PM

I presume the divils number is 666?

Witchie · 03-08-2014 04:03PM

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

True story.

One thing I can tell you for sure is that he is not using Tesco Mobile as last week I could barely get one signal bar when just outside Monaghan town, yet this fcuker is sending texts from the pits of hell.

Fcuker must be on Vodafone.

I live in Monaghan and sometimes I feel it may as well be hell only colder and even Vodafone barely works here.

_Redzer_ · 03-08-2014 04:08PM

If hell was real I'd say I'd have a great laugh with the devil, and go for pints after.

Not like that goody goody Jesus.

Frosty McSnowballs · 03-08-2014 04:13PM

Can't wait to see the snapchats.

Czarcasm · 03-08-2014 04:18PM

_Redzer_ wrote: »

If hell was real I'd say I'd have a great laugh with the devil, and go for pints after.

Not like that goody goody Jesus.

Jesus had to take three days to recover after he turned water into wine at a party, had women worship at his feet, and then got nailed and died.

Sounds like more of a party animal than the fella that sits on your shoulder telling YOU to do stupid shìt...

Lucifer MorningStar · 03-08-2014 04:20PM

I never sent those texts

mickydoomsux · 03-08-2014 04:25PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Can't wait to see the snapchats.

"Here is a picture of my dong, O Dark Lord."

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 03-08-2014 04:59PM

Witchie wrote: »

I live in Monaghan and sometimes I feel it may as well be hell only colder and even Vodafone barely works here.

Tell me about it. Drove around Scotshouse and Redhills and not a Data signal could I get. Oh and I think Redhills may have a zombie problem. Just a vibe I got.

Witchie · 03-08-2014 05:55PM

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Oh and I think Redhills may have a zombie problem. Just a vibe I got.

What do you expect when you stray into Cavan!

DeadHand · 03-08-2014 06:08PM

The devil makes work for idle handsfree.

_Redzer_ · 03-08-2014 06:12PM

Czarcasm wrote: »

Jesus had to take three days to recover after he turned water into wine at a party, had women worship at his feet, and then got nailed and died.

Sounds like more of a party animal than the fella that sits on your shoulder telling YOU to do stupid shìt...

Yeah, but he died a virgin. No amount of clever wordplay says otherwise

Come back to me when he can turn water into whiskey

shruikan2553 · 03-08-2014 06:17PM

Satan is the one sending me those pictures of teenage girls and also the one replying your honour.

conor-mr2 · 03-08-2014 11:14PM

I wonder is his provider virgin mobile

Fr_Dougal · 03-08-2014 11:26PM

“The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul,” Father Rajchel said. “Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are [being] used like this, however in this case it is clear.”

Best excuse for drunk texting, ever!

sw33t_r3v3ng3 · 03-08-2014 11:31PM

Lads ja think the f*ckers on tinder?

wendell borton · 03-08-2014 11:31PM

The number of the beast.

sw33t_r3v3ng3 · 03-08-2014 11:33PM

wendell borton wrote: »

The number of the beast.

Shur give im an oul text there when your free. 1800 69 69 69

Priest receiving text messages from the Devil

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