Priest receiving text messages from the Devil

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

True story.

No good deed goes unpunished: Teen sends demonic texts to priest after exorcism

A priest in Poland claims he’s receiving demonic text messages from a teenage girl he exorcised.

Father Marian Rajchel, a priest in the town of Jaroslaw, said he has been receiving hateful texts from the girl’s phone, the Austrian Times reported.

Father Rajchel said the messages he’d received included warnings that “anyone who prays for her will die,” and “she will not come out of this hell.”

“The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul,” Father Rajchel said. “Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are [being] used like this, however in this case it is clear.”

The Austrian Times reported that Father Rajchel prayed for the girl and even replied to the texts, but received a message back saying “Shut up, preacher. You cannot save yourself. Idiot. You pathetic old preacher.”

The priest told local media that his attempt to oust the devil from the girl “clearly failed,” and she is now using technology to harass him.

One thing I can tell you for sure is that he is not using Tesco Mobile as last week I could barely get one signal bar when just outside Monaghan town, yet this fcuker is sending texts from the pits of hell.

Fcuker must be on Vodafone.

hfallada

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it? Either way it's impressive that the devil knows how to use the latest technology.

Micky Dolenz

hfallada wrote: »

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it? Either way it's impressive that the devil knows how to use the latest technology.

It is a massive part of the CC and is growing year on year.

The Devil is well up on technology, Shur didn't he come up with facebook and twitter.

Ruu

More bad press for the Devil, needs a PR facelift. The CC loves to stick it to him, get over it!

Grayson

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hfallada wrote: »

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it? Either way it's impressive that the devil knows how to use the latest technology.

It's still part of their beliefs although it's not publicised too much.

To be fair the priest has a point about the devil using technology. There are some posters here that have to be possessed.

umop.episdn

Probably reads the exact same as the boards 3 forum.......except Satan uses milder language

Hotfail.com

The devil just sounds like a fun Jesus.

CarrickMcJoe

Probably Ivor Callely on his phone from prison.

Czarcasm

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

One thing I can tell you for sure is that he is not using Tesco Mobile as last week I could barely get one signal bar when just outside Monaghan town, yet this fcuker is sending texts from the pits of hell.

Fcuker must be on Vodafone.

One of those long distance carriers like Lucifer Lyca Mobile - VOPP (Voice Over Possessed Person)

Has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time

Tail Docker

They could have been from Santa - that predictive text can be tricky.

RandomName2

Hotfail.com wrote: »

The devil just sounds like a fun Jesus.

Jesus has a talk show. Satan prefers the more personal touch. Elevator hauntings, personal text-messaging, that sort of thing.

Son Of A Vidic

hfallada wrote: »

I thought the catholic church said there is no such thing as exorcism and that no priests preform it?.

I don't exactly have my finger on the pulse, but that's the first I've heard of that. So out of interest, do you have any links to that?

shewasdiesel

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Probably Ivor Callely on his phone from prison.

Ivor enjoys texting as long as you're paying for them : )

mickydoomsux

His excuse for texting a teenage girl is that she's actually Satan?

Cantremember

I presume the divils number is 666?

Witchie

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

True story.



One thing I can tell you for sure is that he is not using Tesco Mobile as last week I could barely get one signal bar when just outside Monaghan town, yet this fcuker is sending texts from the pits of hell.

Fcuker must be on Vodafone.

I live in Monaghan and sometimes I feel it may as well be hell only colder and even Vodafone barely works here.

_Redzer_

If hell was real I'd say I'd have a great laugh with the devil, and go for pints after.

Not like that goody goody Jesus.

Frosty McSnowballs

Can't wait to see the snapchats.

Czarcasm

_Redzer_ wrote: »

If hell was real I'd say I'd have a great laugh with the devil, and go for pints after.

Not like that goody goody Jesus.

Jesus had to take three days to recover after he turned water into wine at a party, had women worship at his feet, and then got nailed and died.

Sounds like more of a party animal than the fella that sits on your shoulder telling YOU to do stupid shìt...

Lucifer MorningStar

I never sent those texts

mickydoomsux

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Can't wait to see the snapchats.

"Here is a picture of my dong, O Dark Lord."

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Witchie wrote: »

I live in Monaghan and sometimes I feel it may as well be hell only colder and even Vodafone barely works here.

Tell me about it. Drove around Scotshouse and Redhills and not a Data signal could I get. Oh and I think Redhills may have a zombie problem. Just a vibe I got.

Witchie

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

Oh and I think Redhills may have a zombie problem. Just a vibe I got.

What do you expect when you stray into Cavan!

DeadHand

The devil makes work for idle handsfree.

_Redzer_

Czarcasm wrote: »

Jesus had to take three days to recover after he turned water into wine at a party, had women worship at his feet, and then got nailed and died.

Sounds like more of a party animal than the fella that sits on your shoulder telling YOU to do stupid shìt...

Yeah, but he died a virgin. No amount of clever wordplay says otherwise

Come back to me when he can turn water into whiskey

shruikan2553

Satan is the one sending me those pictures of teenage girls and also the one replying your honour.

conor-mr2

I wonder is his provider virgin mobile

Fr_Dougal

“The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul,” Father Rajchel said. “Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are [being] used like this, however in this case it is clear.”

Best excuse for drunk texting, ever!

sw33t_r3v3ng3

Lads ja think the f*ckers on tinder?

wendell borton

The number of the beast.

sw33t_r3v3ng3

wendell borton wrote: »

The number of the beast.

Shur give im an oul text there when your free. 1800 69 69 69

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

sw33t_r3v3ng3 wrote: »

Shur give im an oul text there when your free. 1800 69 69 69

That's Aphrodite's number.

1800 666 666 is the number you're looking for.

sw33t_r3v3ng3

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »

That's Aphrodite's number.

1800 666 666 is the number you're looking for.

"Genuine evil looking for fun and more. Call now to speak to genuine b*tches"

wexie

Tail Docker wrote: »

They could have been from Santa - that predictive text can be tricky.

I had a friend whose name would always come up as Satan on predictive text.
He didn't think his new nickname was quite so funny

sw33t_r3v3ng3

wexie wrote: »

I had a friend whose name would always come up as Satan on predictive text.
He didn't think his new nickname was quite so funny

Its all fun and games until you start receiving text messages

Archeron

That priest needs to switch to pray as you go.

Obliq

mickydoomsux wrote: »

His excuse for texting a teenage girl is that she's actually Satan?

This is the only good point so far. It's a strange world when it's apparently ok to perform an "exorcism" on a young girl who probably has mental health problems in reality and then rather than get her the help she needs, publicise her understandably outraged text messages to the world and say the devil is working through her.

Hopefully there's someone she knows with the sense to get her some proper help (or a new family - whichever is more appropriate)

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

Obliq wrote: »

This is the only good point so far. It's a strange world when it's apparently ok to perform an "exorcism" on a young girl who probably has mental health problems in reality and then rather than get her the help she needs, publicise her understandably outraged text messages to the world and say the devil is working through her.

Hopefully there's someone she knows with the sense to get her some proper help (or a new family - whichever is more appropriate)

I agree but it's amazing how much this crap goes on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1u8EPwNkss

A film has also just being made about Ralph Sarchie, a retired NYPD cop, who was not religious and became a "demonologist" after witnessing certain events which he claims were paranormal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Sarchie

The_Valeyard

I well believe it,

If anyone here has rang 3 Network customer service, you will know that connects with the seventh level of hell.

sw33t_r3v3ng3

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I well believe it,

If anyone here has rang 3 Network customer service, you will know that connects with the seventh level of hell.

Try ringing Harvey norman's "Customer Service". I got some Indian guy I couldnt understand, telling me he couldn't do anything and to bring it to the store. Called back five minuted later got onto an irish lad and the problem was fixed in 5 minutes!

Riddle101

Would make for an interesting movie I suppose. "The Exorcism of Emily Rose 2: The Demonic Phonejacker"