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Legitimate words for private parts to children

  • 01-08-2014 08:56PM
    #1
    KingOfFairview
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    I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, so, like most parents, I told my son he had a mickey. My wife was grand with that, but for some reaosn she flipped when I told him girls had fannies, preferring that we teach him the V word.

    Who has the right of it, and why?


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  • #2
    fedor.2.
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    God I hate the word fanny


  • #3
    For Forks Sake
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    Goother


  • #4
    KingOfFairview
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    fedor.2. wrote: »
    God I hate the word fanny

    you've got some serious psychosexual problems, mate


  • #5
    StormWarrior
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    here are so may words for the V word. Some I've heard are muff, dido and pom.


  • #6
    KingOfFairview
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    StormWarrior wrote: »
    here are so may words for the V word. Some I've heard are muff, dido and pom.

    Pom? what about bammy or foofoo


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  • #7
    byhookorbycrook
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    Use the correct words, just like they do at school from junior infants.


  • #8
    fedor.2.
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    you've got some serious psychosexual problems, mate


    What's wrong with penis and vagina, you weirdo


  • #9
    Mugatuu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Mugatuu


    When my cousin was 3 she would refer to her vagina as her mini (front mini bum!)


  • #10
    StormWarrior
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    Once my sister was swimming in a public pool and accidentally kicked a random girl between the legs. The girl yelled at her "You kicked my pom you dirty fish!"


  • #11
    Maximus Alexander
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    Mickey or willie seems to pretty pretty acceptable. As for the female counterpart, flange or axe-wound would be my suggestion.


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  • #12
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, so, like most parents, I told my son he had a mickey. My wife was grand with that, but for some reaosn she flipped when I told him girls had fannies, preferring that we teach him the V word.

    Who has the right of it, and why?

    "Penis" and "vagina". They'll thank you for it.

    Alsol if you're uncomfortable with the meidcal terminology (why?) then what's so specific about wanting special terms to use in front of kids?

    What do you call them in front of adults?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #13
    Yop on yop oF
    Site Banned Posts: 8 ✭Yop on yop oF


    V word?

    Vulva, right?


  • #14
    Neon_Lights
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    Dribbler.... and then when they get older you can say youre up the damian duff


  • #15
    fedor.2.
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    What are you gona tell your daughter when she gets her period??? That she's on the fcuking rag?


  • #16
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Yop on yop oF wrote: »
    V word?

    Vulva, right?

    Victory tunnel.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #17
    fleet_admiral
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    Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

    Girls have Marys


  • #18
    Neon_Lights
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    fedor.2. wrote: »
    What are you gona tell your daughter when she gets her period??? That she's on the fcuking rag?

    Keeping with the football theme you can tell her shes got a case of the "Come on you reds"


  • #19
    wazky
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    The Gunther and Gouger


  • #20
    fedor.2.
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    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

    Girls have Marys


    Ah here


  • #21
    thegreatgonzo
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, ?

    Why is that? I'd be the opposite, I find it easier to be matter of fact about it.
    I grew up on a farm though, reproduction was everywhere.


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  • #22
    KingOfFairview
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    "Penis" and "vagina". They'll thank you for it.

    Alsol if you're uncomfortable with the meidcal terminology (why?) then what's so specific about wanting special terms to use in front of kids?

    What do you call them in front of adults?

    C*nt and jipstick
    fedor.2. wrote: »
    What are you gona tell your daughter when she gets her period??? That she's on the fcuking rag?

    I don;t have one


  • #23
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

    Girls have Marys

    That sounds like soem of the stuff you hear from people when they start threads in here discribing last night's nightclub escapades and trying to sound cool by inventing new slang terminology at the same time.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #24
    KingOfFairview
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    That sounds like soem of the stuff you hear from people when they start threads in here discribing last night's nightclub escapades and trying to sound cool by inventing new slang terminology at the same time.

    would you ever clawcus off out of here with that oul jiddly jillinckers


  • #25
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    C*nt and jipstick

    You're got hangups. Right there. Deal with them rather them passing them on to the offspring. Next thread, please.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #26
    KingOfFairview
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    You're got hangups. Right there. Deal with them rather them passing them on to the offspring. Next thread, please.

    Nope, I don't.


  • #27
    KeithM89
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    Her 'mossy cleft' or her 'wispy mound'.


  • #28
    Maximus Alexander
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    'Flossy molly' was another one I liked back in the day.


  • #29
    Arthur Beesley
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    Knob, OP.


  • #30
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Nope, I don't.

    No, of course not. Can't use penis and vagina in front of kids , but comfortable with **** and whatever the **** it was in front of adults. Perfectly normal well-adjusted behaviour.

    Either grow up or stop trolling me!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #31
    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    I have two young girls, for now they're called front bum and back bum.


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