Legitimate words for private parts to children

KingOfFairview

I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, so, like most parents, I told my son he had a mickey. My wife was grand with that, but for some reaosn she flipped when I told him girls had fannies, preferring that we teach him the V word.

Who has the right of it, and why?

fedor.2.

God I hate the word fanny

For Forks Sake

Goother

KingOfFairview

fedor.2. wrote: »

God I hate the word fanny

you've got some serious psychosexual problems, mate

StormWarrior

here are so may words for the V word. Some I've heard are muff, dido and pom.

KingOfFairview

StormWarrior wrote: »

here are so may words for the V word. Some I've heard are muff, dido and pom.

Pom? what about bammy or foofoo

byhookorbycrook

Use the correct words, just like they do at school from junior infants.

fedor.2.

KingOfFairview wrote: »

you've got some serious psychosexual problems, mate

What's wrong with penis and vagina, you weirdo

Mugatuu

When my cousin was 3 she would refer to her vagina as her mini (front mini bum!)

StormWarrior

Once my sister was swimming in a public pool and accidentally kicked a random girl between the legs. The girl yelled at her "You kicked my pom you dirty fish!"

Maximus Alexander

Mickey or willie seems to pretty pretty acceptable. As for the female counterpart, flange or axe-wound would be my suggestion.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, so, like most parents, I told my son he had a mickey. My wife was grand with that, but for some reaosn she flipped when I told him girls had fannies, preferring that we teach him the V word.

Who has the right of it, and why?

"Penis" and "vagina". They'll thank you for it.

Alsol if you're uncomfortable with the meidcal terminology (why?) then what's so specific about wanting special terms to use in front of kids?

What do you call them in front of adults?

Yop on yop oF

V word?

Vulva, right?

Neon_Lights

Dribbler.... and then when they get older you can say youre up the damian duff

fedor.2.

What are you gona tell your daughter when she gets her period??? That she's on the fcuking rag?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Yop on yop oF wrote: »

V word?

Vulva, right?

Victory tunnel.

fleet_admiral

Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

Girls have Marys

Neon_Lights

fedor.2. wrote: »

What are you gona tell your daughter when she gets her period??? That she's on the fcuking rag?

Keeping with the football theme you can tell her shes got a case of the "Come on you reds"

wazky

The Gunther and Gouger

fedor.2.

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

Girls have Marys

Ah here

thegreatgonzo

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, ?

Why is that? I'd be the opposite, I find it easier to be matter of fact about it.
I grew up on a farm though, reproduction was everywhere.

KingOfFairview

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

"Penis" and "vagina". They'll thank you for it.

Alsol if you're uncomfortable with the meidcal terminology (why?) then what's so specific about wanting special terms to use in front of kids?

What do you call them in front of adults?

C*nt and jipstick

fedor.2. wrote: »

What are you gona tell your daughter when she gets her period??? That she's on the fcuking rag?

I don;t have one

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

Girls have Marys

That sounds like soem of the stuff you hear from people when they start threads in here discribing last night's nightclub escapades and trying to sound cool by inventing new slang terminology at the same time.

KingOfFairview

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

That sounds like soem of the stuff you hear from people when they start threads in here discribing last night's nightclub escapades and trying to sound cool by inventing new slang terminology at the same time.

would you ever clawcus off out of here with that oul jiddly jillinckers

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

KingOfFairview wrote: »

C*nt and jipstick

You're got hangups. Right there. Deal with them rather them passing them on to the offspring. Next thread, please.

KingOfFairview

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

You're got hangups. Right there. Deal with them rather them passing them on to the offspring. Next thread, please.

Nope, I don't.

KeithM89

Her 'mossy cleft' or her 'wispy mound'.

Maximus Alexander

'Flossy molly' was another one I liked back in the day.

Arthur Beesley

Knob, OP.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Nope, I don't.

No, of course not. Can't use penis and vagina in front of kids , but comfortable with **** and whatever the **** it was in front of adults. Perfectly normal well-adjusted behaviour.

Either grow up or stop trolling me!

Cee-Jay-Cee

I have two young girls, for now they're called front bum and back bum.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

CJC999 wrote: »

I have two young girls, for now they're called front bum and back bum.

Yeah but vagina and front bum are two different things.

KingOfFairview

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

No, of course not. Can't use penis and vagina in front of kids , but comfortable with **** and whatever the **** it was in front of adults. Perfectly normal well-adjusted behaviour.

Either grow up or stop trolling me!

Why you singing me out? Do you say bum bum or anus to children?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Why you singing me out? Do you say bum bum or anus to children?

Bum or anus, depending on what part of the body I'm refering to because, again, we're talking about two dfferent things. Bum refers the the buttocks or gluteal muscles, where as the anus is an opening used for defecation between them.

Didn;t single you out - you started the thread and asked the question.

KingOfFairview

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Bum or anus, depending on what part of the body I'm refering to because, again, we're talking about two dfferent things. Bum refers the the buttocks or gluteal muscles, where as the anus is an opening used for defecation between them.

Jaysus must be a barrel of laughs watching carry on movies with you

Davarus Walrus

Your Herman the One-Eyed German.

thillywabbit

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Im teaching my son to piss at the moment into the toilet by telling him to hold his 'Charlie'

Girls have Marys

Made me laugh far more than it should have

Yamanoto

CJC999 wrote: »

I have two young girls, for now they're called front bum and back bum.

...and I thought a boy named Sue was bad :eek:

Sir Osis of Liver.

CJC999 wrote: »

I have two young girls, for now they're called front bum and back bum.

What strange names you chose for your daughters.

'Hey,Front bum and Backbum, ye're dinners ready'

Flincher

Flan was a term my youngest sister picked up in playschool and became a running joke amongst the 3 of us as kids.

Uncontrollable giggles ensued one Sunday afternoon when we visited our aunt's for dinner. 'Now kids, would ye like to taste some flan after your dinner' is one of the funniest things you can hear as an eleven year old.

'thanks Auntie Helen, your flan is lovely'

AndonHandon

Growler.
Muff.
Minge.
Box.


Take your pick.

KingOfFairview

Flincher wrote: »

Flan was a term my youngest sister picked up in playschool and became a running joke amongst the 3 of us as kids.

Uncontrollable giggles ensued one Sunday afternoon when we visited our aunt's for dinner. 'Now kids, would ye like to taste some flan after your dinner' is one of the funniest things you can hear as an eleven year old.

'thanks Auntie Helen, your flan is lovely'

Kids can be so cruel

Anyone considering clunge?

Wacker The Attacker

Talib Fiasco

According to the primary school curriculum children are to be taught the proper terminology from a very young age now.

ebbsy

Goolies

lazygal

We use the proper terms. Vulva, penis, scrotum, testicles. I don't see the point in euphemisms. I don't want them to have any confusion about a front bum/back bum/willy or whatever, I do not understand why people don't use the correct terms.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Knew a fella with a couple of daughters who he refered to as 'The Splitarses'.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

KingOfFairview wrote: »

Jaysus must be a barrel of laughs watching carry on movies with you

Haven;t watched them since I was about ten

KingOfFairview

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Haven;t watched them since I was about ten

To be fair, I'm glad they didn't say c*nt or jipstick (for the record, neither do I)

ceadaoin.

KingOfFairview wrote: »

I've always been deeply uncomfortable with the medical terminology for our genitalia, so, like most parents, I told my son he had a mickey. My wife was grand with that, but for some reaosn she flipped when I told him girls had fannies, preferring that we teach him the V word.

Who has the right of it, and why?

Why do the correct terms make you deeply uncomfortable? That's not normal. I would cringe hearing a child use the terms Mickey and fanny to be honest. Just tell him the proper names!

fedor.2.

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Knew a fella with a couple of daughters who he refered to as 'The Splitarses'.

Christ