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Unlady like things.

  • 01-08-2014 10:30AM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Drinking pints.

    Driving lorries.

    Screaming their heads off at football matches.


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  • #2
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 16,057 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Laughing in public...

    Obnoxious thread is obnoxious.


  • #3
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Can't beat a good oul fart


  • #4
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Scratching their balls


  • #5
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Pooing


  • #6
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Penises.


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  • #7
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Sleeping with Bi men


  • #8
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Throwing the first punch


  • #9
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Flinging poop at foreign dignitaries.


  • #10
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    "UUUUUUUURRRRRP!" A good belch, preferably after a gulp of lager.


  • #11
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Ladies are no fun anyway. We all need a good fart and a few shouts at the cnut of a referee, every now and again.


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  • #12
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Drinking a pint in between screaming their head off at a football match they drove a truck to.


  • #13
    snaphook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭snaphook


    Peeing standing up.


  • #14
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Peeing in the shower.


  • #15
    Leilani Faint Salsa
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Faint Salsa


    I once left my fine lace gloves on during afternoon tea. I only realised afterward. Then I used the wrong spoon. Oh how unladylike and mortifying.


  • #16
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Using the phrase "come on,get out of the car,I'll bust your face!!!",,while walking alongside a car full of more girls in slow moving traffic. Witnessed last night in my local town,,to say I was speechless is an understatement. I've live a sheltered life maybe.


  • #17
    Sadderday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Sadderday


    burping


  • #18
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Shucking oysters with a butter knife.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #19
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Biting toenails.


  • #20
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,095 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    kneemos wrote: »
    Peeing in the shower.

    Unladylike, perhaps,but environmentally and economically friendly surely?


  • #21
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    This thread remind of Harry Enfield's sketch set in the 40s/50s

    "Women: Know your limits!"


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  • #22
    ruthloss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I once left my fine lace gloves on during afternoon tea. I only realised afterward. Then I used the wrong spoon. Oh how unladylike and mortifying.


    I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:


  • #23
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    Unladylike, perhaps,but environmentally and economically friendly surely?

    I thought everyone did it, ladies included.

    Only difference being that ladies don't talk about it. :pac:


  • #24
    Leilani Faint Salsa
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Faint Salsa


    ruthloss wrote: »
    I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

    Once I shortened my petticoats in length by a whole inch :eek::(
    The folly of youth...


  • #25
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    ruthloss wrote: »
    I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

    Do you mean sliced ham or ham as in boiling bacon?

    Mustard and boiling bacon sammiches are amazing. Get in my bellay!!


  • #26
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,848 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Wait a minute.......... Was this not locked? Or is being locked unladylike now too?


  • #27
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Uh.Locked or not?


  • #28
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Indecision.


  • #29
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,123 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    Yorkie


  • #30
    Fluxfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Fluxfan


    Fcuk off, women have to drink pints cos we can't afford bottles of beer due to our salaries being lower than yers!:p


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  • #31
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Wearing a Burqa


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