Unlady like things.

Omackeral

Drinking pints.

Driving lorries.

Screaming their heads off at football matches.

Tabnabs

Laughing in public...

Obnoxious thread is obnoxious.

dodderangler

Can't beat a good oul fart

Celly Smunt

Scratching their balls

Lucifer MorningStar

Pooing

kneemos

Penises.

iDave

Sleeping with Bi men

SEPT 23 1989

Throwing the first punch

MarkR

Flinging poop at foreign dignitaries.

Aglomerado

"UUUUUUUURRRRRP!" A good belch, preferably after a gulp of lager.

Fat Christy

Ladies are no fun anyway. We all need a good fart and a few shouts at the cnut of a referee, every now and again.

Turtyturd

Drinking a pint in between screaming their head off at a football match they drove a truck to.

snaphook

Peeing standing up.

kneemos

Peeing in the shower.

I once left my fine lace gloves on during afternoon tea. I only realised afterward. Then I used the wrong spoon. Oh how unladylike and mortifying.

fineso.mom

Using the phrase "come on,get out of the car,I'll bust your face!!!",,while walking alongside a car full of more girls in slow moving traffic. Witnessed last night in my local town,,to say I was speechless is an understatement. I've live a sheltered life maybe.

Sadderday

burping

OldGoat

Shucking oysters with a butter knife.

kneemos

Biting toenails.

fineso.mom

kneemos wrote: »

Peeing in the shower.

Unladylike, perhaps,but environmentally and economically friendly surely?

KungPao

This thread remind of Harry Enfield's sketch set in the 40s/50s

"Women: Know your limits!"

ruthloss

bluewolf wrote: »

I once left my fine lace gloves on during afternoon tea. I only realised afterward. Then I used the wrong spoon. Oh how unladylike and mortifying.

I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

Fat Christy

fineso.mom wrote: »

Unladylike, perhaps,but environmentally and economically friendly surely?

I thought everyone did it, ladies included.

Only difference being that ladies don't talk about it. :pac:

ruthloss

ruthloss wrote: »

I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

Once I shortened my petticoats in length by a whole inch :eek::(
The folly of youth...

Fat Christy

ruthloss wrote: »

I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

Do you mean sliced ham or ham as in boiling bacon?

Mustard and boiling bacon sammiches are amazing. Get in my bellay!!

knucklehead6

Wait a minute.......... Was this not locked? Or is being locked unladylike now too?

kneemos

Uh.Locked or not?

kneemos

Indecision.

RikkFlair

Yorkie

Fluxfan

Fcuk off, women have to drink pints cos we can't afford bottles of beer due to our salaries being lower than yers!:p

wretcheddomain

Wearing a Burqa

czechlin

ruthloss wrote: »

I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

Chance The Rapper

ruthloss wrote: »

I know a 'lady' who puts mustard on her ham sandwiches., oh the very idea!!!!!:eek:

At least she's making the sandwiches, it's a start

hairybelly

Women driving lorries is kinda hot tbh.

Links234

bluewolf wrote: »

Once I shortened my petticoats in length by a whole inch :eek::(
The folly of youth...

Heavens to betsy! You harlot! :eek:

KungPao

hairybelly wrote: »

Women driving lorries is kinda hot tbh.

Did you ever see the video for Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo by The Bloodhound Gang? There's a slo-mo of a ridiculously hot chick using a jackhammer...oh my word!

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

I once left my fine lace gloves on during afternoon tea. I only realised afterward. Then I used the wrong spoon. Oh how unladylike and mortifying.

I (discreetly) laughed at that.

Behind my fan of course, I'm not a complete animal.

xzanti

Thread needs these

xzanti

xzanti wrote: »

Thread needs these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ8e6UVpLNg

catonthewire

Dating oafs.....

kneemos

Not waiting for John to return from the war.

O.A.P

Smoking a pipe while drinking a pint after a hard day shearing sheep.

Macavity.

Inserting a pigeon into their vagina.

osarusan

Saying "comehereIwantyawillyagodowntodeshopandgetmeapackafaaaags?"

DeVore

Starting trolly threads on AH.

Cienciano

Wearing evening wear before 7. Scratching their arse. Saying "ahhhhhh" after a fart.

Breaking out the After-Eights at six.

Aglomerado

Dating the chauffeur.

Crossing your legs at the knee.

Referring to luncheon as dinner.

Calling napkins serviettes.

Being less than fragrant at any time.

Using the wrong fork.

neamhspleachi

Queefing

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller

As can be seen from most of the comments so far, to be a lady is generally sneered at these days and while certain aspects of what it once met to be a lady undoubtedly should be (especially those of a sexual nature) but it is at the same time a shame that certain other attributes which were once considered admirable also are as rare as hen's teeth, as it would nice if they were not, such as good manners, respect for men etc.

Conversely, it is still estimable for a man to be a gentleman. It is just virtuous as ever, and thankfully. It's just a shame the female equivalent no longer is. I think there is still an inherent respect for women in western society and men are also still brought up with the notion that to be a gentleman is something to aspire to. As I say, would be nice if *some* aspects of what it used to mean to be a lady were as evident and common today, just as is the case with regards to how *some* aspects of what it once meant to be gentleman, undeniably are.