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Which spoon are you?

  • 29-07-2014 08:41PM
    #1
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭


    Big Or small?

    I'm both and then some. I spoon my bf, spoon my friends, spoon the quilt, spoon strangers (when they let me) and sometimes the cat. :pac:

    DO ALL OF THE SPOONING. Without spooning my life would be incomplete, everyone needs a good spoon now and again. :)

    What type of spoon are you? 35 votes

    Big Spoon
    0% 0 votes
    Small Spoon
    51% 18 votes
    Both
    20% 7 votes
    Penguin
    28% 10 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Big Or small?

    I'm both and then some. I spoon my bf, spoon my friends, spoon the quilt, spoon strangers (when they let me) and sometimes the cat. :pac:

    DO ALL OF THE SPOONING. Without spooning my life would be incomplete, everyone needs a good spoon now and again. :)

    Very apt user name so..


  • #3
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,449 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    When have you ever spooned a stranger?!!
    :eek:


  • #4
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I'm that one spoon in the drawer that you avoid using until all the other spoons are used.


  • #5
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Very apt user name so..

    I has ALL of the cuddlies with my extra padding. :D


  • #6
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Tea spoon for tea, desert spoon for desert and even a soup spoon for...soup.
    I had a special egg spoon for boiled eggs but I think one of the grandchild binned it by mistake.
    Wooden spoons are handy for cooking. I never use the runciple spoon any more.


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  • #7
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    When have you ever spooned a stranger?!!
    :eek:

    It's okay they were asleep, they didn't even notice. I was gone by the time they woke up. I stole their cuddles, muhahahaha.


  • #8
    Lu Tze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,531 ✭✭✭Lu Tze


    #Looks down at body#

    Dessert spoon


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I'm a ladle


  • #10
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm a ladle

    Do you ladle with other ladles? Or is your ladle strictly off limits?


  • #11
    bboybaboy19
    Closed Accounts Posts: 260 ✭✭bboybaboy19


    I'm a guy and I love being spooned by my gf. Apparently, according to others, this means I'm being the 'female' of the whole spooning operation.
    Well guess what, I don't care. I love my spooning.


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  • #12
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Big Or small?

    I'm both and then some. I spoon my bf, spoon my friends, spoon the quilt, spoon strangers (when they let me) and sometimes the cat. :pac:

    DO ALL OF THE SPOONING. Without spooning my life would be incomplete, everyone needs a good spoon now and again. :)


    Ahh here! You must be a dish! :p

    El Guapo! wrote: »
    When have you ever spooned a stranger?!!
    :eek:


    ^ The spoon that launched a thousand threads... well, four anyway!


    Starfish all the way! Feck that spooning craic :D


  • #13
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I'm big spoon......being the little spoon feels weird.


  • #14
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    bboybaboy19 wrote: »
    I'm a guy and I love being spooned by my gf. Apparently, according to others, this means I'm being the 'female' of the whole spooning operation.
    Well guess what, I don't care. I love my spooning.

    You're not. I am a serial spooner, when people stop spooning me, I spoon everything. I love being the big spoon. :)


  • #15
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    A girl spooned my spout one time. Oh the memories.


  • #16
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Ahh here! You must be a dish! :p





    ^ The spoon that launched a thousand threads... well, four anyway!


    Starfish all the way! Feck that spooning craic :D

    There's been too much seriousness, I like to silly up the place. Anyway, it's about time we uncovered what type of spoons we have in AHers.

    Keep your starfish to yourself!


  • #17
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Is it not that the bigger one is the bigger spoon as standard? I'm nearly always the small spoon. My boyfriend sometimes likes me to spoon him but I'm still only little and can't really do it right. Plus then there's the dead arm, it's so much more awkward when I'm the big spoon.


  • #18
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    I'm big spoon......

    You're a feckin ladle... :pac:


  • #19
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    I'm more of a fork myself..


  • #20
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    smash wrote: »
    You're a feckin ladle... :pac:

    Would ya look at this fcuker!

    I thought you died!


  • #21
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Always the little spoon. I'm too ickle to be a big spoon.


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  • #22
    mackeire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    Im the wooden spoon but I do like to fork


  • #23
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    Wetherspoons


  • #24
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    smash wrote: »
    You're a feckin ladle... :pac:

    HE'S ALIVE!

    I like being the small spoon. Spooning is the best. Well, besides sex obviously :P


  • #25
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,780 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    I'm a spork!


  • #26
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,344 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mustard spoon because I'm only small.
    I will never be a big spoon. :(


  • #28
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    MYTHBUSTERS: Just because you're little doesn't mean you can't be the big spoon. I have a friend that is 5 foot nothing and she spoons me all the time. So cuddly. <3

    Just for the record, I'm 5'9.


  • #29
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Plus then there's the dead arm.

    Pfft, amateur!


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I have a friend that is 5 foot nothing and she spoons me all the time. So cuddly. <3

    I know this move, it's called The Backwards Koala. Looks like a horizontal piggyback.


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  • #31
    Gongoozler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Pfft, amateur!

    I am an amateur because I've only done it a few times cause its so awkward. There's either the dead arm or the non fully bends arm because he's too big to wrap around


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