Which spoon are you?

Fat Christy

Big Or small?

I'm both and then some. I spoon my bf, spoon my friends, spoon the quilt, spoon strangers (when they let me) and sometimes the cat. :pac:

DO ALL OF THE SPOONING. Without spooning my life would be incomplete, everyone needs a good spoon now and again.

Odyssey 2005

Fat Christy wrote: »

Big Or small?

I'm both and then some. I spoon my bf, spoon my friends, spoon the quilt, spoon strangers (when they let me) and sometimes the cat. :pac:

DO ALL OF THE SPOONING. Without spooning my life would be incomplete, everyone needs a good spoon now and again.

Very apt user name so..

El Guapo!

When have you ever spooned a stranger?!!
:eek:

PizzamanIRL

I'm that one spoon in the drawer that you avoid using until all the other spoons are used.

Fat Christy

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Very apt user name so..

I has ALL of the cuddlies with my extra padding.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Tea spoon for tea, desert spoon for desert and even a soup spoon for...soup.
I had a special egg spoon for boiled eggs but I think one of the grandchild binned it by mistake.
Wooden spoons are handy for cooking. I never use the runciple spoon any more.

Fat Christy

El Guapo! wrote: »

When have you ever spooned a stranger?!!
:eek:

It's okay they were asleep, they didn't even notice. I was gone by the time they woke up. I stole their cuddles, muhahahaha.

Lu Tze

#Looks down at body#

Dessert spoon

The Backwards Man

I'm a ladle

Fat Christy

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm a ladle

Do you ladle with other ladles? Or is your ladle strictly off limits?

bboybaboy19

I'm a guy and I love being spooned by my gf. Apparently, according to others, this means I'm being the 'female' of the whole spooning operation.
Well guess what, I don't care. I love my spooning.

Czarcasm

Fat Christy wrote: »

Big Or small?

I'm both and then some. I spoon my bf, spoon my friends, spoon the quilt, spoon strangers (when they let me) and sometimes the cat. :pac:

DO ALL OF THE SPOONING. Without spooning my life would be incomplete, everyone needs a good spoon now and again.

Ahh here! You must be a dish!

El Guapo! wrote: »

When have you ever spooned a stranger?!!
:eek:

^ The spoon that launched a thousand threads... well, four anyway!


Starfish all the way! Feck that spooning craic

Frosty McSnowballs

I'm big spoon......being the little spoon feels weird.

Fat Christy

bboybaboy19 wrote: »

I'm a guy and I love being spooned by my gf. Apparently, according to others, this means I'm being the 'female' of the whole spooning operation.
Well guess what, I don't care. I love my spooning.

You're not. I am a serial spooner, when people stop spooning me, I spoon everything. I love being the big spoon.

holystungun9

A girl spooned my spout one time. Oh the memories.

Fat Christy

Czarcasm wrote: »

Ahh here! You must be a dish!





^ The spoon that launched a thousand threads... well, four anyway!


Starfish all the way! Feck that spooning craic

There's been too much seriousness, I like to silly up the place. Anyway, it's about time we uncovered what type of spoons we have in AHers.

Keep your starfish to yourself!

Gongoozler

Is it not that the bigger one is the bigger spoon as standard? I'm nearly always the small spoon. My boyfriend sometimes likes me to spoon him but I'm still only little and can't really do it right. Plus then there's the dead arm, it's so much more awkward when I'm the big spoon.

smash

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm big spoon......

You're a feckin ladle... :pac:

The One Who Knocks

I'm more of a fork myself..

Frosty McSnowballs

smash wrote: »

You're a feckin ladle... :pac:

Would ya look at this fcuker!

I thought you died!

Tilly

Always the little spoon. I'm too ickle to be a big spoon.

mackeire

Im the wooden spoon but I do like to fork

preston johnny

Wetherspoons

LizT

smash wrote: »

You're a feckin ladle... :pac:

HE'S ALIVE!

I like being the small spoon. Spooning is the best. Well, besides sex obviously :P

DaveNoCheese

I'm a spork!

Wompa1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w

Mustard spoon because I'm only small.
I will never be a big spoon.

Fat Christy

MYTHBUSTERS: Just because you're little doesn't mean you can't be the big spoon. I have a friend that is 5 foot nothing and she spoons me all the time. So cuddly.

Just for the record, I'm 5'9.

Fat Christy

Gongoozler wrote: »

Plus then there's the dead arm.

Pfft, amateur!

Fat Christy

Fat Christy wrote: »

I have a friend that is 5 foot nothing and she spoons me all the time. So cuddly.

I know this move, it's called The Backwards Koala. Looks like a horizontal piggyback.

Gongoozler

Fat Christy wrote: »

Pfft, amateur!

I am an amateur because I've only done it a few times cause its so awkward. There's either the dead arm or the non fully bends arm because he's too big to wrap around

Fat Christy

Gongoozler wrote: »

I am an amateur because I've only done it a few times cause its so awkward. There's either the dead arm or the non fully bends arm because he's too big to wrap around

I just PMed you, I give lessons. €50 per session but I'll do you a deal, only €5 for you.

MJ23

There is no spoon

Fat Christy

MJ23 wrote: »

There is no spoon

What if there is?

Gongoozler

Fat Christy wrote: »

I just PMed you, I give lessons. €50 per session but I'll do you a deal, only €5 for you.

Ooh tempting. But I do like the dead arm feeling...

Archeron

Rule number one. Never ever talk about spoon club.

MadYaker

I'm a guy so always big spoon.

BOTH!

I've been single for about three years now. I miss spooning.