I have never been properly drunk

Lou.m · 27-07-2014 11:51PM #1

What's it like?

In the film Withnail and I, Withnail is almost always drunk. Richard E Grant who played him can't drink due to a mild alcohol allergy but the director made him get really drunk just once to see what it was like.

I have been giddy but i never really drink at all and only one drink usually on the rare occasion i do.

So what is it like?

I wonder what Lou.m would be like drunk....drunk fairy ..hmmm

Amirani · 27-07-2014 11:54PM

Never really been drunk myself either, I've been meaning to try it some time.

MayoSalmon · 27-07-2014 11:55PM

Diego Simeone wrote: »

Never really been drunk myself either, I've been meaning to try it some time.

A boards Mod that has never been drunk...why doesn't this surprise me:pac:

Lucifer MorningStar · 27-07-2014 11:55PM

Currently have a hot one

Tropheus · 27-07-2014 11:55PM

You haven't missed much.

o1s1n · 27-07-2014 11:55PM

MayoSalmon wrote: »

A boards Mod that has never been drunk...why doesn't this surprise me:pac:

You need to be drunk to moderate this place, otherwise you'd go mad.

fleet_admiral · 27-07-2014 11:56PM

My wife didnt know I drank til I went home sober one night

nocoverart · 27-07-2014 11:58PM

Wanna swap? I don't think I've been sober any night for the last year.

Sunnyisland · 27-07-2014 11:58PM

For a lot of people You forget about the bad for a little while, you get brass balls, and your more open, an instant happy, for others it's the complete opposite.

biko · 27-07-2014 11:58PM

I usually get drunk so I can stand drunk eejits drunk friends...

stmol32 · 28-07-2014 12:01AM

I hate to break it to you OP but I think you may be properly drunk as we speak.

I know it might look normal to you but none of the words in your post are spelled correctly and some aren't even English.
Also I know you think you've embedded YouTube videos of Withnail and I but you've actually just put MSPaint bitmaps of Hitler.

Again, you mightn't see this but that just proves how drunk you are, seriously ask any of the other posters.

nocoverart · 28-07-2014 12:01AM

realies wrote: »

For a lot of people You forget about the bad for a little while, you get brass balls, and your more open, an instant happy, for others it's the complete opposite.

Well, that explained absolutely fooking nothing for the OP.

Mickey H · 28-07-2014 12:03AM

You have been. You just don't remember.

FloatingVoter · 28-07-2014 12:03AM

I assume the OP has been told that most AH regulars are drunk or high all the time. It explains the logic that we make. I'll let Hitler explain the rest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJxVAWurl4

discus · 28-07-2014 12:04AM

I've been smashed for the past 10 days, you are missing out OP. Nothing beats the feeling of offending the general public and feeling like **** every morning.

fussyonion · 28-07-2014 12:05AM

I was only ever drunk once and that was when I was sixteen and had a half bottle of vodka.

I was absolutely plastered; couldn't see what was in front me, my legs didn't work and I felt kinda blind.
Horrible feeling; felt vulnerable and worried.

Don't ever want to feel like that again.
I've been tipsy plenty of times but it's a nice feeling; happy and chilled and full of chat and laughs.

Never drunk.

Wishiwasa Littlebitaller · 28-07-2014 12:05AM

I get really hungry and really horny and my standards for both drop further which each drink.

So much so that I once shagged a sheep and eat a cat.

Holsten · 28-07-2014 12:07AM

You aint missing much.

discus · 28-07-2014 12:07AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I was only ever drunk once and that was when I was sixteen and had a half bottle of vodka.

I was absolutely plastered; couldn't see what was in front me, my legs didn't work and I felt kinda blind.
Horrible feeling; felt vulnerable and worried.

Don't ever want to feel like that again.
I've been tipsy plenty of times but it's a nice feeling; happy and chilled and full of chat and laughs.

Never drunk.

That's pretty cool, I wish I had hung out with people like you when I grew up.

fussyonion · 28-07-2014 12:09AM

discus wrote: »

That's pretty cool, I wish I had hung out with people like you when I grew up.

I ran into the local garage, knocked over a display of TicTacs, told a woman I thought her curly hair was horrible and had a conversation with a tube of Pringles.
I don't know how I got home.
I just remember my mother laying me on my side and telling me "we'll have words in the morning."

--LOS-- · 28-07-2014 12:14AM

I had one drink yesterday and I felt really tipsy

I find drinking more hassle than its worth lately and if you feel bad and drink its a right downer, much rather other vices.

ardle1 · 28-07-2014 12:15AM

It's like being in a barn surrounded by thousands of human sized turkeys, and everybody's looking for the exit door, but nobody can find it, and no one can understand any body, and it's just relentless, and then u end up in the back of a taxi with a kebab in your hand outside your house. The End.:eek:

Banjo String · 28-07-2014 12:19AM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

My wife didnt know I drank til I went home sober one night

Did my fair share of drinking, heard all the 1lliners and clinches up until now.

I'll use this line again.

Bravo fleet.

RayM · 28-07-2014 12:31AM

I've only been properly drunk two or three times in my life. The last time was around seven years ago, after a graduation ceremony. Apparently I seemed completely sober and normal (in fairness, the 'normal' part should have rung alarm bells), but I can remember none of it. All I know is that the hangover lasted two and a half days.

I don't enjoy alcohol. I prefer tea.

discus · 28-07-2014 12:31AM

fussyonion wrote: »

I just remember my mother laying me on my side and telling me "we'll have words in the morning."

>be me
>be on pre-middle east deployment leave
>be celebrating return with irish mates back in dublin
>Pav cans
>house party
>scenemissing.jpeg
>wake up
>it's bright out
>my trousers are around my ankles
>I'm in my kitchen
>fell asleep on floor
>mam walks in, says 'go to bed, idiot'
>nonchalantly walk to bed, hanging head in shame
>tfw you realise you are nearly 30 and this is what your life amounts to

daytime drinking, not even once

gugleguy · 28-07-2014 11:45AM

What are you going to do OP in your drunken stupor?
>go on public transport and annoy other passengers
>jaywalk on the road.
>what are you going to sing
>make a selfie of yourself on your smartphone and send straight to your facebook?

xzanti · 28-07-2014 11:48AM

realies wrote: »

You forget about the bad for a little while, you get brass balls, and your more open, an instant happy, .

Followed by days of the complete opposite :pac:

Sauve · 28-07-2014 11:57AM

Diego Simeone wrote: »

Never really been drunk myself either, I've been meaning to try it some time.

:pac:

Badly Drunk Boy · 28-07-2014 11:58AM

In the past, I've been badly drunk...

OldGoat · 28-07-2014 12:00PM

I have never been properly drunk
What's it like?

"Ask a glass of water"

/Doffs hat. Thank you Mr. Adams

MRnotlob606 · 28-07-2014 12:02PM

most artificial feeling of happiness if there ever was one. Only takes a sober person to be surrounded by a group of drunks to realize how pathetic and pointless it is.

I have never been properly drunk

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