If you could do anything profesionally - what would it be?

F1ngers · 26-07-2014 12:17AM

Fluffer...:P

Banjo String · 26-07-2014 12:18AM

Travel writer.

toastedpickles · 26-07-2014 12:18AM

nc19 wrote: »

You REALLY dont pal

keep it as a hobby. I wish I had

I never understand people who say this, I'm not a mechanic myself, but I've thought about it, and everyone says this, I love working on cars they fascinate me I can understand the hardships and the pain of doing things but whats all the negative stuff about?

Garzard · 26-07-2014 12:21AM

Whether from films, games or just natural interest, since a kid I've always wanted to give being a soldier a go. At the moment waiting to hear back from the Reserve DF so I'll see how that works out as well as finishing my degree before I'll consider going for the army full time whether here or in the UK.

lulu1 · 26-07-2014 12:32AM

I would give anything to be able to make the wedding gowns that your woman on big fat gypsy weddings makes ( not asking for much am I)

Ruu · 26-07-2014 12:36AM

Hitman. I've got the noise down. *pew pew*

House of Blaze · 26-07-2014 12:38AM

Probably a concept artist.

I've been learning how to use sculpting software for about six or seven years now (sporadically) and it's something I really enjoy doing, but would be nowhere near good enough to make a living out of it.

This kind of thing is what im talking about!

Adamantium · 26-07-2014 12:55AM

An aside:

This is a speech I keep coming coming back too, mainly because he's soft spoken, intelligent, has common sense and that last point he makes is fantastic, Joy Vs Pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCP2SGTIz28

conorh91 · 26-07-2014 12:59AM

Poll needs a

"Employed but never expect to achieve my dream role"

option

siblers · 26-07-2014 01:00AM

If I had a decent enough bankroll, i'd like to give being a poker pro a shot. Get to travel the world etc. Seems like a cool lifestyle for a few years.

Garzard wrote: »

Whether from films, games or just natural interest, since a kid I've always wanted to give being a soldier a go. At the moment waiting to hear back from the Reserve DF so I'll see how that works out as well as finishing my degree before I'll consider going for the army full time whether here or in the UK.

Same, pity the cutoff for the IDF is 24. They had a recruitment freeze when I turned 24 so couldn't join

pablo128 · 26-07-2014 01:06AM

toastedpickles wrote: »

I never understand people who say this, I'm not a mechanic myself, but I've thought about it, and everyone says this, I love working on cars they fascinate me I can understand the hardships and the pain of doing things but whats all the negative stuff about?

I worked as a mechanic for 11 years, and still do the odd nixer, along with restoring my classic Fiat. I love working on cars, but unless you're working for yourself the money is not there. To work for yourself, you need a serious outlay, leasing a premises, serious amount of tools, and an increasing amount of electronic diagnostic equipment. Realistically you would need an initial outlay of close to 100k.
I get more money now working in a warehouse!

I can't believe the perfect job hasn't been posted up yet. It is of course Jeremy Clarksons job! I would probably even do it for free!:D

ArtSmart · 26-07-2014 01:10AM

harney wrote: »

Hooker, I'm still deciding if that would involve rugby or not $:\$

Well it would definitely involve rugby players....

--LOS-- · 26-07-2014 01:15AM

sleep

Paddy Cow · 26-07-2014 01:24AM

I would love to be a professional thief ie someone who is paid to try and break into buildings to test their security. You'd get the thrill of trying to break in but not the long term jail sentence if you get caught

26-07-2014 01:25AM

Airline Pilot

Plazaman · 26-07-2014 01:31AM

Temporary Tampon for Cameron Diaz.

diomed · 26-07-2014 01:31AM

Investor, something like Warren Buffett.
Sit around doing nothing for about five years, play golf, watch the stock market collapse, invest the lot, wait until it trebles, sell the lot, play more golf.

BetterThanThou · 26-07-2014 01:35AM

My dream job would be a zoo keeper, but truthfully, I just don't feel it's a viable job. In Ireland, there's only 4 zoos, if I'm correct. And even then, the zoo keepers don't get paid very well. Even if I were to move abroad, there's a lot more supply than demand in most countries, and even in the US, zoo keepers only make something like $15 an hour, if they're lucky, and that's if they can even land a job in the first place. I've considered breeding exotic animals, but again, it's not very viable at all in this country, as there's not much demand for exotic animals, and if you want to make any real money, the start up costs would need to be in the tens of thousands, and you'd require trips to Europe every few months to sell your livestock.
Right now, I'm hoping to do computer science, as I feel it's a degree that would make me a lot of money, and something I feel I'd get my head around fairly easy. Once I have the money, maybe animal breeding could become a hobby on the side.

Tarzana · 26-07-2014 01:49AM

Gongoozler wrote: »

Head of Puppies

I would be the director of the Puppy department in whatever company where they have some dealings with having puppies on sites regularly.

Head of Kittens for me.

Reiketsu · 26-07-2014 01:54AM

Criminal psychologist. I find the whole subject fascinating. Others just find it weird :pac:

Sir Arthur Daley · 26-07-2014 02:06AM

Professional Gigelo

Maximus Alexander · 26-07-2014 02:09AM

Actor. Some of the most fun I ever had was performing on stage. I would love to act for a living, be it in theatre, TV or film. I only wish I'd realised it ten years ago.

26-07-2014 02:18AM

Dream job would be a singer/songwriter/musician. Alas I can't sing for shít and my attempts at learning instruments have failed, with the exception of my once promising tin whistle playing as a child.

My other dream job is working with pandas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA

ZOMGSOCUTE!!!! <3333333

Alas I'm 24 now, unemployed and applying for jobs I don't really wanna do while struggling to think of any job that I actually do want to do.

I have a degree and a Masters but didn't get great results in either so I've realised by now that academia really isn't for me. I'm thinking of training as an actuary some day, though more so for the financial benefits and perceived "prestige" (college didn't go so well for me so I feel like I have something to prove and succeeding in a difficult profession might help with that) than for any deep desire to be working with insurance premiums and whatnot.

Mountainsandh · 26-07-2014 02:20AM

Travel writer, or just writer (fiction).

Or internet researcher. You're too lazy to find out about something ? I'll do it.

House of Blaze · 26-07-2014 02:20AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I would love to be a professional thief ie someone who is paid to try and break into buildings to test their security. You'd get the thrill of trying to break in but not the long term jail sentence if you get caught

I seem to recall reading an article about how google has a team of guys who's job it is to infiltrate their offices and try and break into their systems from the inside.. might be worth a look!

cena · 26-07-2014 02:40AM

I would love to get into ice hockey coaching kids. Lack of ice rinks in ireland don't help.

I would love to do it in the states. Thinking of taking the the nypd test next trip over. See how I get on

LizzieJones · 26-07-2014 02:44AM

A singer like Julie Andrews.

harry Bailey esq · 26-07-2014 03:29AM

purely for the money id like to be at the helm of an unethical,faceless and possibly evil multinational.But shooting birds at the airport will always be the dream.

Angry_Mammarys · 26-07-2014 03:38AM

Dream job would be to be a surgeon, or a doctor.:(

--LOS-- · 26-07-2014 05:37AM

BetterThanThou wrote: »

My dream job would be a zoo keeper, but truthfully, I just don't feel it's a viable job. In Ireland, there's only 4 zoos, if I'm correct. And even then, the zoo keepers don't get paid very well. Even if I were to move abroad, there's a lot more supply than demand in most countries, and even in the US, zoo keepers only make something like $15 an hour, if they're lucky, and that's if they can even land a job in the first place. I've considered breeding exotic animals, but again, it's not very viable at all in this country, as there's not much demand for exotic animals, and if you want to make any real money, the start up costs would need to be in the tens of thousands, and you'd require trips to Europe every few months to sell your livestock.
Right now, I'm hoping to do computer science, as I feel it's a degree that would make me a lot of money, and something I feel I'd get my head around fairly easy. Once I have the money, maybe animal breeding could become a hobby on the side.

How is animal breeding a hobby ?? If you like animals you shouldnt even consider zoo-keeping and breeding. A degree in computer science is not necessarily going to make you a lot of money either

In any case, basing decisions like that so much on money is really not going to end well.

If you could do anything profesionally - what would it be?

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