F#*king Flys

sh__93 · 24-07-2014 08:52AM #1

F#*k off flys!

sebastianlieken · 24-07-2014 08:53AM

can of deodrant + lighter.

neil_hosey · 24-07-2014 08:54AM

are they not them ants?

Eircom_Sucks · 24-07-2014 08:55AM

neil_hosey wrote: »

are they not them ants?

See the size of them basterds , out with my son on his bikes yesterday and loads of them on the ground , they are huge

jellyboy · 24-07-2014 08:56AM

Mi-wadi is your only ploy against these agents of Satan

After weeks of flustering arms like a giant octupuss in the kitchen ,i despaired
until my son left his undiluted mi-wadi in a cup

Without any planning permission they turned it into a swimming pool
now they just float like litte pins in a sea of mi-wadi

sh__93 · 24-07-2014 09:00AM

neil_hosey wrote: »

are they not them ants?

They look to be just regular house flys in our house. The ones that stop and rub their legs together like they're plotting a dastardly plan.

They're up to no good. I know it.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sh__93 · 24-07-2014 09:08AM

jellyboy wrote: »

Mi-wadi is your only ploy against these agents of Satan

After weeks of flustering arms like a giant octupuss in the kitchen ,i despaired
until my son left his undiluted mi-wadi in a cup

Without any planning permission they turned it into a swimming pool
now they just float like litte pins in a sea of mi-wadi

Thanks for the offer but I don't want yo use up all of your-wadi. Haha. I know, their blatant disregard to rules and regulations has to be the worst if it.

House is full of them sticky ribbon yokes that hang from the ceiling.
They're like dead fly icicles. Ugh.

kneemos · 24-07-2014 09:08AM

If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

GoodBridge · 24-07-2014 09:12AM

You need an a-salt Rifle : https://www.youtube.com/user/BUGASALT

DoozerT6 · 24-07-2014 09:15AM

*flies.

darragh o meara · 24-07-2014 09:18AM

Might be worth getting the chimney looked at. We had an unmerciful plague of the f u ckers a few weeks back coming down the chimney, turns out there was a nest with a dead Bird at the top. A quick clean and they were gone.

sh__93 · 24-07-2014 09:22AM

darragh o meara wrote: »

Might be worth getting the chimney looked at. We had an unmerciful plague of the f u ckers a few weeks back coming down the chimney, turns out there was a nest with a dead Bird at the top. A quick clean and they were gone.

Cheers, I'll have a look.

anncoates · 24-07-2014 09:23AM

kneemos wrote: »

If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

Can'tfly

Duggy747 · 24-07-2014 09:26AM

The worst is when Jeff Goldblum shows up hanging upside down on my ceiling, puking all over my food and talking about insect politics.

Tilly · 24-07-2014 09:27AM

kneemos wrote: »

If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

A walk.

fineso.mom · 24-07-2014 09:31AM

Tilly wrote: »

A walk.

And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

The Backwards Man · 24-07-2014 09:32AM

fineso.mom wrote: »

And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

Whatever you want, it won't come anyway

fineso.mom · 24-07-2014 09:32AM

Bluebottles.......hate em!

Nolimits · 24-07-2014 09:34AM

Those door screens from JML that fit over the door frame and close with magnets work really well. It obviously won't stop them coming in windows but you can leave the back door open with no worries.

LizzieJones · 24-07-2014 09:34AM

fineso.mom wrote: »

And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A willing partner?

Maphisto · 24-07-2014 09:34AM

fineso.mom wrote: »

And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

Chops

fineso.mom · 24-07-2014 09:42AM

fineso.mom wrote: »

And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Sounded funnier in my head.

Sorry
I'll go away now.

Donkey Oaty · 24-07-2014 09:42AM

The British Council website for helping kids learn English says:

What do you call a sheep with no legs? Answer: A cloud!

Then they ask:

Do you understand the joke? If not, click here.

If you click there, it says:

Clouds in the sky sometimes look like sheep!

Happy to clear that one up for everyone.

meoklmrk91 · 24-07-2014 09:46AM

Buzzy little ****ers have my head wreaked, on nice days I usually have the door open for the dog to potter in and out of the backyard, doesn't take long before one is in and annoying me.

eamonnq · 24-07-2014 09:50AM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

The British Council website for helping kids learn English says:

Then they ask:

If you click there, it says:

Happy to clear that one up for everyone.

Did you use google to search for the answer ??

Donkey Oaty · 24-07-2014 10:01AM

eamonnq wrote: »

Did you use google to search for the answer ??

I used Google to search for "Our goal is to build bridges of trust and understanding among people around the world" in the hope that it might provide an answer to the sheep question, and - by Google! - it did.

kneemos · 24-07-2014 10:03AM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

I used Google to search for "Our goal is to build bridges of trust and understanding among people around the world" in the hope that it might provide an answer to the sheep question, and - by Google! - it did.

Trippy dude.

lazeedaisy · 24-07-2014 10:06AM

I have one of these a few years now

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Galaxy-HSD-ONLINE-BUG-ZAPPER/dp/B000S8H08E/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1406192697&sr=8-2&keywords=racket+fly+swatter

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

lazeedaisy · 24-07-2014 10:08AM

A fly can fly but a bird can't bird.

DoozerT6 · 24-07-2014 10:13AM

lazeedaisy wrote: »

A fly can fly but a bird can't bird.

Haven't you heard....?

wretcheddomain · 24-07-2014 10:23AM

kneemos wrote: »

If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

Paul McCartney

F#*king Flys

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