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F#*king Flys

  • 24-07-2014 7:52am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭


    F#*k off flys!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    can of deodrant + lighter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    are they not them ants?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,193 ✭✭✭Eircom_Sucks


    neil_hosey wrote: »
    are they not them ants?

    See the size of them basterds , out with my son on his bikes yesterday and loads of them on the ground , they are huge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 615 ✭✭✭jellyboy


    Mi-wadi is your only ploy against these agents of Satan

    After weeks of flustering arms like a giant octupuss in the kitchen ,i despaired
    until my son left his undiluted mi-wadi in a cup

    Without any planning permission they turned it into a swimming pool
    now they just float like litte pins in a sea of mi-wadi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭sh__93


    neil_hosey wrote: »
    are they not them ants?

    They look to be just regular house flys in our house. The ones that stop and rub their legs together like they're plotting a dastardly plan.

    They're up to no good. I know it.


    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭sh__93


    jellyboy wrote: »
    Mi-wadi is your only ploy against these agents of Satan

    After weeks of flustering arms like a giant octupuss in the kitchen ,i despaired
    until my son left his undiluted mi-wadi in a cup

    Without any planning permission they turned it into a swimming pool
    now they just float like litte pins in a sea of mi-wadi

    Thanks for the offer but I don't want yo use up all of your-wadi. Haha. I know, their blatant disregard to rules and regulations has to be the worst if it.

    House is full of them sticky ribbon yokes that hang from the ceiling.
    They're like dead fly icicles. Ugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭GoodBridge


    You need an a-salt Rifle : https://www.youtube.com/user/BUGASALT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    *flies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,237 ✭✭✭darragh o meara


    Might be worth getting the chimney looked at. We had an unmerciful plague of the f u ckers a few weeks back coming down the chimney, turns out there was a nest with a dead Bird at the top. A quick clean and they were gone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭sh__93


    Might be worth getting the chimney looked at. We had an unmerciful plague of the f u ckers a few weeks back coming down the chimney, turns out there was a nest with a dead Bird at the top. A quick clean and they were gone.

    Cheers, I'll have a look.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    kneemos wrote: »
    If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

    Can'tfly


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    The worst is when Jeff Goldblum shows up hanging upside down on my ceiling, puking all over my food and talking about insect politics.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    kneemos wrote: »
    If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

    A walk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Tilly wrote: »
    A walk.

    And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

    Whatever you want, it won't come anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    Bluebottles.......hate em!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Nolimits


    Those door screens from JML that fit over the door frame and close with magnets work really well. It obviously won't stop them coming in windows but you can leave the back door open with no worries.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

    A willing partner? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Maphisto


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

    Chops


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    And what do you call a sheep with no legs ?

    A cloud.

    Sounded funnier in my head.

    Sorry
    I'll go away now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    The British Council website for helping kids learn English says:
    What do you call a sheep with no legs? Answer: A cloud!

    Then they ask:
    Do you understand the joke? If not, click here.

    If you click there, it says:
    Clouds in the sky sometimes look like sheep!

    Happy to clear that one up for everyone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Buzzy little ****ers have my head wreaked, on nice days I usually have the door open for the dog to potter in and out of the backyard, doesn't take long before one is in and annoying me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    The British Council website for helping kids learn English says:



    Then they ask:



    If you click there, it says:



    Happy to clear that one up for everyone.

    Did you use google to search for the answer ??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    eamonnq wrote: »
    Did you use google to search for the answer ??

    I used Google to search for "Our goal is to build bridges of trust and understanding among people around the world" in the hope that it might provide an answer to the sheep question, and - by Google! - it did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I used Google to search for "Our goal is to build bridges of trust and understanding among people around the world" in the hope that it might provide an answer to the sheep question, and - by Google! - it did.


    Trippy dude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭lazeedaisy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭lazeedaisy


    A fly can fly but a bird can't bird.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    lazeedaisy wrote: »
    A fly can fly but a bird can't bird.

    Haven't you heard....?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    kneemos wrote: »
    If you pull the wings off a fly what do you call it ?

    Paul McCartney


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    Haven't you heard....?

    About the bird?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    DoozerT6 wrote: »
    Haven't you heard....?

    About the bird?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Tilly wrote: »
    A walk.

    What do you get when you pull the legs off a walk?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    What bird?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    catallus wrote: »
    What bird?!

    The bird is a word.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    The bird is two words?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭minotour


    kneemos wrote: »
    About the bird?

    Everybody's heard that the bird a is word.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    minotour wrote: »
    Everybody's heard that the bird a word.....

    Papa ooma mow mow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Good thread!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Get a bug light. Amazing things they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,412 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Get a bug light. Amazing things they are.

    Stay on topic.

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Why should we be pleasin' any the politician heathens
    Who would try to change the seasons if the could?
    The state of the condition insults my intuitions
    And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.

    Everybody stutters one way or the other
    So check out my message to you.
    As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
    If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
    I'm the Scatman.

    B-B-B-Be Bop a Bodda Bop
    Bop a Bodda Bop


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    bird is the word


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Someone invent me a device that emits a burst of air, or something, to stun / kill flies around you - one that you can carry on yourself while out talking through the countryside.

    You'd be a Billionaire!

    [*Someone will suggest bug spray cans* - No! I'm talking about a single pulse emitted in a radius all around you!]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Them lyrics need tweaking, beerwolf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    endacl wrote: »
    What do you get when you pull the legs off a walk?
    A raisin?

    I'm sure they'd be equally tasty...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 240 ✭✭irish gent


    yes they are flying ants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    irish gent wrote: »
    yes they are flying ants.

    You hearing voices dude?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    BeerWolf wrote: »
    Someone invent me a device that emits a burst of air, or something, to stun / kill flies around you - one that you can carry on yourself while out talking through the countryside.

    You'd be a Billionaire!

    [*Someone will suggest bug spray cans* - No! I'm talking about a single pulse emitted in a radius all around you!]

    I could do that. It may kill or damage any other living thing within the radius but its a small price to pay.


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