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  • #32
    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Wishiwasa Littlebitaller


    I was standing at a train crossing earlier and as the train went past, pieces of glass from a shattered window on the train came away and one of them flew straight into this man's mouth beside me. He was killed to death. Cops think I did it. I'm in prison now and am not even allowed a phone, let alone access to the internet. I'm posting this with my mind. Someone send me a cake with a file in it. My nails are a state. Love, Mammy.


  • #33
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Wishiwasa Littlebitaller wrote: »
    I was standing at a train crossing earlier and as the train went past, pieces of glass from a shattered window on the train came away and one of them flew straight into this man's mouth beside me. He was killed to death. Cops think I did it. I'm in prison now and am not even allowed a phone, let alone access to the internet. I'm posting this with my mind. Someone send me a cake with a file in it. My nails are a state. Love, Mammy.

    First Garth Brooks, now this! You're on a really bad streak :p


  • #34
    spurious
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Since we are relaying public transport 'glass' stories, I was on a bus once going through one of the areas where many 'challenged' people live and something smashed the window across from me, showering a young couple with glass.

    The girl was on the window side and she was covered in glass, the poor young lad got a terrible fright and was almost in tears as he told the whole carriage they had just found out she was pregnant. I felt so sorry for him. He didn't know what to do.

    The glass broke into bits but they didn't stick into anyone, even though the girl's hair was full of them, they were not sharp. The noise as whatever it was hit the bus was really loud. Quite scary.


  • #35
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    spurious wrote: »
    ... the poor young lad got a terrible fright and was almost in tears as he told the whole carriage they had just found out she was pregnant. I felt so sorry for him. He didn't know what to do.
    Christ, fatherhood's gonna be a shock for that lad.


  • #36
    Kerrigooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,987 ✭✭✭Kerrigooney


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Christ, fatherhood's gonna be a shock for that lad.

    True. I've spent close on 13 years in tears now.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If you were driving a train and someone broke a window, and then someone pulled the emergency break chain, and then the train stopped suddenly, and then it started again, and then a man was arrested.

    What was the driver's name?


  • #38
    sammyjo90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,374 ✭✭✭✭sammyjo90


    Oh! Oh! I know this one! Its mmmmyyyy name!


  • #39
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,928 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    If you were driving a train and someone broke a window, and then someone pulled the emergency break chain, and then the train stopped suddenly, and then it started again, and then a man was arrested.

    What was the driver's name?

    I got lost in that post! Somewhere after half way things got crazy, and I can't find my way back.. I require assistance!


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Renegade Mechanic wrote: »
    I got lost in that post! Somewhere after half way things got crazy, and I can't find my way back.. I require assistance!

    Next train leaves in half an hour.


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