Liverpool Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014 *mod warning linked in OP 26/07*

The Incredible Hulk wrote: »

Aspas is very slight for a striker isn't he? Nothing wrong with that if he excelled in other areas like pace, skill or heading but I am honestly struggling to think of what he was good at exactly.

Except corners of course.

He does have some good qualities. He had perfect Spanish so he could understand every word of abuse he took from Suarez.
Also, he's a world class scapegoat.

Nuri Sahin wrote: »

At least Zaq has soft hands.

They're giving him an adamantium skeleton, why didn't we think of that?

That pic is begging to be photoshopped, Friday afternoon competition anyone???

Got this off the F365 blog, made me laugh out loud in work:

Spurs haiku:

No transfers so far
Leave it 'til the deadline day
Sign Odemwingie

flanzer wrote: »

One look at his physique and we should have ran a mile

One look at his stonewash jeans and we should have ran a mile.

#hipster

There's 2 things any footballer signing for liverpool should have.

A sleeve tattoo.
Great hair.

I think Rodgers knows this and we'll see him signing these types of players more often. Markovic, Lallana and can all have it. Not sure about lambert.

Look at the players being shipped out. Aspaz has neither, Suarez has neither, Carroll had neither, Adam, downing and kuyt were all the same.

Rodgers has a plan in place and we should trust him. We WILL have the best looking team in the PL in the next 2 years.

Bookmark this.

This place has changed me. Someone emails a panda video and I immediately think 'oh the saps will love this one'. Weird.

hefferboi wrote: »

There's 2 things any footballer signing for liverpool should have.

A sleeve tattoo.
Great hair.

I think Rodgers knows this and we'll see him signing these types of players more often. Markovic, Lallana and can all have it. Not sure about lambert.

Look at the players being shipped out. Aspaz has neither, Suarez has neither, Carroll had neither, Adam, downing and kuyt were all the same.

Rodgers has a plan in place and we should trust him. We WILL have the best looking team in the PL in the next 2 years.

Bookmark this.

So we ARE signing Reus? :D

Turtyturd wrote: »

I'd say we'll get a bitchy tweet from Aspaz saying how the club is being ruined by insider stuff like sleeve tattoos and good hair that he wasn't aware of.

The Riera effect. When ya' don't got it, ya' don't got it.

tok9 wrote: »

This has made my day.

Incredible.

The body slam at 0:27 had me in stitches.

gafferino wrote: »

This place has changed me. Someone emails a panda video and I immediately think 'oh the saps will love this one'. Weird.

Jeesh you'll do anything for a thanks...

(Awaiting thanks from pilsbury doughboy)

Exclusive picture from the Soccer Access Forum as the mods check out the eligibility of potential pandas for the Liverpool thread:

hefferboi wrote: »

There's 2 things any footballer signing for liverpool should have.

A sleeve tattoo.
Great hair.

I think Rodgers knows this and we'll see him signing these types of players more often. Markovic, Lallana and can all have it. Not sure about lambert.

Look at the players being shipped out. Aspaz has neither, Suarez has neither, Carroll had neither, Adam, downing and kuyt were all the same.

Rodgers has a plan in place and we should trust him. We WILL have the best looking team in the PL in the next 2 years.

Bookmark this.

Carroll had nothing if not impeccable hair!

Liverpool linked now with isco. A player I would love too see play for us..What's yeer opinions?

TheStig13 wrote: »

Liverpool linked now with isco. A player I would love too see play for us..What's yeer opinions?

Source?

Piece on Alexandre Lacazette...

http://theballwinner.net/2014/07/18/alexandre-lacazette-liverpool-bound/