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Women of After Hours...

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  • #32
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Parallel park.


  • #33
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Speaking as a man who recently magically turned into a woman, dye your hair various shades of brown and WATCH what happens!


  • #34
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,504 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Go get a Hollywood wax.... men have no idea what us women have to go through!


  • #35
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    And have a go at plucking your eyebrows - hurts like hell for the first few months.


  • #36
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Phone in sick from work... say it's my 'time of the month and the flow is v heavy', and await bosses reaction.

    Never understood that excuse at all. Man the fcuk up. Nothing a few painkillers couldn't sort out and if it's that bad, see the doc and get it sorted.


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  • #37
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Never understood that excuse at all. Man the fcuk up. Nothing a few painkillers couldn't sort out and if it's that bad, see the doc and get it sorted.

    And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.


  • #38
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

    Hear, hear. I have a very heavy flow, it's like a river busting it's banks. You just get on with it.


  • #39
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

    I'm sorry I asked now!


  • #40
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

    Or a cork.


  • #41
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    I'm sorry I asked now!

    Have you never banged anyone on their period? You're missing out! What sort of a man are you?


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  • #42
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Hear, hear. I have a very heavy flow, it's like a river busting it's banks. You just get on with it.

    Wait until you hit menopause. It gets worse. :)


  • #43
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    I'm sorry I asked now!

    You asked. Bwahahahaha!


  • #44
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Have you never banged anyone on their period? You're missing out! What sort of a man are you?

    A man who secretly wants to be a woman. :)

    Not that there is anything wrong with that. :D


  • #45
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    What sort of a man are you?

    a man with a fear of blood, I've a very weak stomach!


  • #46
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    a man with a fear of blood, I've a very weak stomach!

    And you call yourself McLovin.


  • #47
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    And you call yourself McLovin.

    I wouldn't be mclovin that :)


  • #48
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    a man with a fear of blood, I've a very weak stomach!

    Pfft, not a real man so!


  • #49
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    I wouldn't be mclovin that :)

    Mr. McNowayinfeckinghell :)


  • #50
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Pfft, not a real man so!

    Now that you mention it, I've always felt like a lesbian trapped in a mans body :cool:


  • #51
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    McLovin doesn't like what? I'm lost :o


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  • #52
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    catallus wrote: »
    McLovin doesn't like what? I'm lost :o

    swimming in the red sea


  • #53
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    catallus wrote: »
    McLovin doesn't like what? I'm lost :o

    Catallus you wouldn't approve, it's better you don't know ya wagon. :P :pac:


  • #54
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    catallus wrote: »
    McLovin doesn't like what? I'm lost :o

    McLovin doesn't like mcsex when a woman is on the mcrag.


  • #55
    Spring Onion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,087 ✭✭✭Spring Onion


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    if you are of the busty variety there's back pain...

    I also like the Royal Gala variety.


  • #56
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,060 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that"


  • #57
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    swimming in the red sea

    how about snorkelling? :cool:


  • #58
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Ye are all a bunch of bloody pussies!


  • #59
    WilyCoyote
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,059 ✭✭✭WilyCoyote


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Phone in sick from work... say it's my 'time of the month and the flow is v heavy', and await bosses reaction.

    You're talking about a monthly cycle - not the bloody Ganges–Brahmaputra Delta. Get a grip!


  • #60
    creolebelle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭creolebelle


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Never understood that excuse at all. Man the fcuk up. Nothing a few painkillers couldn't sort out and if it's that bad, see the doc and get it sorted.

    If only it were that simple


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  • #61
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    creolebelle wrote: »
    If only it were that simple

    I'm a lady with a heavy flow. :cool:


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