Women of After Hours...

Mr.McLovin

If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




(and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

wazky

Advise you to get into the kitchen maybe?

cantdecide

This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind

Awkward Badger

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?

See a fcuking doctor.

Mr.McLovin

wazky wrote: »

Advise you to get into the kitchen maybe?

you're in big trouble now :P

The Moldy Gowl

cantdecide wrote: »

Call me, OP

Hi OP, Im Gowlasauras.

Lucifer MorningStar

Buy a dildo

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

I would advise you stock up on painkillers.

Seems to be a lot of pain in a woman's life...period pain, pain from waxing, pain from wearing heels, if you are of the busty variety there's back pain...

Any men wonder why were moody sometimes!

Ok some of it is self inflicted but hey you wanted advice!

Specialun

If I was a woman I would play with my Boobs all day long

Id also defo be a s lut

Nemeses

Make a sandwich...

'Merica!

iDave

Specialun wrote: »

If I was a woman I would play with my Boobs all day long

Id also defo be a s lut

So you secretly want to shag lots of men?

King George VI

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




(and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

I'd advise you to tell me what the **** is bothering you. I am NOT A ****ING MIND READER!!!

whiskeyman

Phone in sick from work... say it's my 'time of the month and the flow is v heavy', and await bosses reaction.

Nodin

wazky wrote: »

Advise you to get into the kitchen maybe?

Tay will feature on the agenda allright, theres no denying it.

eisenberg1

That there is no point to telling a man "sure her breasts are not real"

We don't care.

B0jangles

Have fun just sitting yourself down any old way into all kinds of chairs without having to worry about crushing your balls.




















(That's a thing guys have to be careful about, isn't it?)

Cork Lass

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




(and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

i'd give you a medal :pac:

suicide_circus

Strum the bean off yourself

Duggy747

Menstruate

Mr.McLovin

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Buy a dildo

essential advice :pac:

LizzieJones

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




(and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

Men are not 'all that and a bag of crisps'.

Also there are two (TWO!) different kind of knickers.
The good ones and the ones for that time of the month.
Remember this.

Not to steal threads off reddit :pac:


That virginia woolf book had this as the plot didn't it? I only saw the movie with tilda swinton
So um... I can recommend the movie anyway?

Mr.McLovin

bluewolf wrote: »

Not to steal threads off reddit :pac:

I thought we could do better...



I was wrong

catallus

This is probably a stupid question but why did you think we'd do any better?

Mr.McLovin

catallus wrote: »

This is probably a stupid question but why did you think we'd do any better?

I don't know what reddit even is, I just seen the question in a news paper article and AHs is usually good for a laugh

catallus

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I don't even know what reddit even is, I just seen saw the question in a news paper newspaper article and AHs is usually good for a terrifying glimpse at the hedonist inanity of the depraved and hungover

:pac:

I'm sorry but your post hurt my eyes!

Mr.McLovin

catallus wrote: »

:pac:

I'm sorry but your post hurt my eyes!

stop mocking me

Birneybau

I'd advise you to go back to that old pier, find Zoltan and make another wish.

Cantremember

cantdecide wrote: »

This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind

I think you and I have something in common.

Cantremember

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




(and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

Exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate

_Kaiser_

eisenberg1 wrote: »

That there is no point to telling a man "sure her breasts are not real"

We don't care.

Dunno about that.. I prefer 100% natural myself.

Davarus Walrus

Parallel park.

Call Me Jimmy

Speaking as a man who recently magically turned into a woman, dye your hair various shades of brown and WATCH what happens!

Sinister Kid

Go get a Hollywood wax.... men have no idea what us women have to go through!

B0jangles

And have a go at plucking your eyebrows - hurts like hell for the first few months.

Fat Christy

whiskeyman wrote: »

Phone in sick from work... say it's my 'time of the month and the flow is v heavy', and await bosses reaction.

Never understood that excuse at all. Man the fcuk up. Nothing a few painkillers couldn't sort out and if it's that bad, see the doc and get it sorted.

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

Never understood that excuse at all. Man the fcuk up. Nothing a few painkillers couldn't sort out and if it's that bad, see the doc and get it sorted.

And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

Fat Christy

LizzieJones wrote: »

And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

Hear, hear. I have a very heavy flow, it's like a river busting it's banks. You just get on with it.

Mr.McLovin

LizzieJones wrote: »

And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

I'm sorry I asked now!

Duggy747

LizzieJones wrote: »

And use the pads or tampons for heavy flow.

Or a cork.

Fat Christy

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I'm sorry I asked now!

Have you never banged anyone on their period? You're missing out! What sort of a man are you?

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

Hear, hear. I have a very heavy flow, it's like a river busting it's banks. You just get on with it.

Wait until you hit menopause. It gets worse.

LizzieJones

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I'm sorry I asked now!

You asked. Bwahahahaha!

LizzieJones

Fat Christy wrote: »

Have you never banged anyone on their period? You're missing out! What sort of a man are you?

A man who secretly wants to be a woman.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Mr.McLovin

Fat Christy wrote: »

What sort of a man are you?

a man with a fear of blood, I've a very weak stomach!

LizzieJones

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

a man with a fear of blood, I've a very weak stomach!

And you call yourself McLovin.

Mr.McLovin

LizzieJones wrote: »

And you call yourself McLovin.

I wouldn't be mclovin that

Fat Christy

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

a man with a fear of blood, I've a very weak stomach!

Pfft, not a real man so!

LizzieJones

Mr.McLovin wrote: »

I wouldn't be mclovin that

Mr. McNowayinfeckinghell

Mr.McLovin

Fat Christy wrote: »

Pfft, not a real man so!

Now that you mention it, I've always felt like a lesbian trapped in a mans body :cool:

catallus

McLovin doesn't like what? I'm lost