Public Toilets

I was in the toilets under McDonalds on O'Connell street when I was about twelve, washing my hands kind of waiting for my brother who was in the cubicle. This big bloke was standing beside me looking a bit rough, I was averting my gaze when he landed on me like a tonne of bricks. He went flat on his face after falling off of me, my bro walks out of the cubicle, looks at me, looks at the bloke on the ground, looks at me again, we both leg it upstairs and sit with our ma saying nothing, then an ambulance arrives and they go downstairs, they come back up with a sheet over yer man on a stretcher :eek: he was stone dead
He was after injecting with something and just dropped on me.
Never went into public jax till I was about 16 after that.
It could have been worse though, if it was a minute earlier I'd have been in mid flow when he hit me.

Protip: The more toilet paper you lay atop the toilet water, the less sound your plops make. But be warned, too many sheets and you may flood it upon flushing, that's why my second protip is this: never flush afterwards.