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  • 11-07-2014 02:18PM
    #1
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




    (and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

    :)


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  • #2
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Advise you to get into the kitchen maybe?


  • #3
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind


  • #4
    Awkward Badger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭Awkward Badger


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?

    See a fcuking doctor.


  • #5
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    wazky wrote: »
    Advise you to get into the kitchen maybe?

    you're in big trouble now :P


  • #6
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    cantdecide wrote: »
    Call me, OP ;)

    Hi OP, Im Gowlasauras.


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  • #7
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Buy a dildo


  • #8
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    I would advise you stock up on painkillers.

    Seems to be a lot of pain in a woman's life...period pain, pain from waxing, pain from wearing heels, if you are of the busty variety there's back pain...

    Any men wonder why were moody sometimes!

    Ok some of it is self inflicted but hey you wanted advice!


  • #9
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    If I was a woman I would play with my Boobs all day long

    Id also defo be a s lut


  • #10
    Nemeses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭Nemeses


    Make a sandwich...

    'Merica!


  • #11
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Specialun wrote: »
    If I was a woman I would play with my Boobs all day long

    Id also defo be a s lut

    So you secretly want to shag lots of men?


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  • #12
    King George VI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




    (and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

    :)

    I'd advise you to tell me what the **** is bothering you. I am NOT A ****ING MIND READER!!!


  • #13
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Phone in sick from work... say it's my 'time of the month and the flow is v heavy', and await bosses reaction.


  • #14
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    wazky wrote: »
    Advise you to get into the kitchen maybe?


    Tay will feature on the agenda allright, theres no denying it.


  • #15
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    That there is no point to telling a man "sure her breasts are not real"

    We don't care.


  • #16
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    Have fun just sitting yourself down any old way into all kinds of chairs without having to worry about crushing your balls.




















    (That's a thing guys have to be careful about, isn't it?)


  • #17
    Cork Lass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,362 ✭✭✭Cork Lass


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




    (and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

    :)

    i'd give you a medal :pac:


  • #18
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Strum the bean off yourself


  • #19
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Menstruate


  • #20
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Buy a dildo

    essential advice :pac:


  • #21
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




    (and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

    :)

    Men are not 'all that and a bag of crisps'. :)

    Also there are two (TWO!) different kind of knickers.
    The good ones and the ones for that time of the month.
    Remember this.


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  • #22
    Serena Wailing Valedictorian
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Serena Wailing Valedictorian


    Not to steal threads off reddit :pac:


    That virginia woolf book had this as the plot didn't it? I only saw the movie with tilda swinton
    So um... I can recommend the movie anyway?


  • #23
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Not to steal threads off reddit :pac:

    I thought we could do better...



    I was wrong


  • #24
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    This is probably a stupid question but why did you think we'd do any better?


  • #25
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    catallus wrote: »
    This is probably a stupid question but why did you think we'd do any better?

    I don't know what reddit even is, I just seen the question in a news paper article and AHs is usually good for a laugh


  • #26
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    I don't even know what reddit even is, I just seen saw the question in a news paper newspaper article and AHs is usually good for a terrifying glimpse at the hedonist inanity of the depraved and hungover
    :pac:

    I'm sorry but your post hurt my eyes!


  • #27
    Mr.McLovin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 470 ✭✭Mr.McLovin


    catallus wrote: »
    :pac:

    I'm sorry but your post hurt my eyes!

    stop mocking me :(


  • #28
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I'd advise you to go back to that old pier, find Zoltan and make another wish.


  • #29
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    cantdecide wrote: »
    This is a piece of advice my father gave to me. Now this refers not only to lagging, but all forms of insulation. He said "dont ever"...no, wait, it was "always"...no er, "never, never" - oh wait now, I've forgotten. Never mind

    I think you and I have something in common.


  • #30
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Mr.McLovin wrote: »
    If I were magically turned into a woman tomorrow what advice would you give me?




    (and no you cheeky bastards I'm not getting a sex change!)

    :)

    Exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate


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  • #31
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,964 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    That there is no point to telling a man "sure her breasts are not real"

    We don't care.

    Dunno about that.. I prefer 100% natural myself.


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