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BLOODY GIANT SPIDER ON ME

  • 09-07-2014 10:14PM
    #1
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭


    Oh my god I can't breath I looked down and this massive spider was crawling his way up and sitting on my shoulder UGH I hate SPIDERS SO MUCH.. The little bastards! Anyone else feel the same?


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  • #2
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:


  • #3
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Fire is your only hope. It probably laid eggs on you.


  • #4
    redarmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,871 ✭✭✭redarmy


    Bet ya had worse on ya :D


  • #5
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    Is it on me? I feel like it's on me. :(


  • #6
    naughtysmurf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,352 ✭✭✭naughtysmurf


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

    Pic? :p


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  • #7
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

    He was talking a mountain walk.


  • #8
    shamrock55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,442 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

    They were probably like mt everest to the poor spider;)


  • #9
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    I don't mind big spiders at all. It's the ones that can crawl inside my nose or ear while I sleep that freak me out.


  • #10
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    I don't mind big spiders at all. It's the ones that can crawl inside my nose or ear while I sleep that freak me out.

    Aaaaand now I won't be sleeping tonight. Thank you.:mad:


  • #11
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Count yourself lucky....you swallow at least 5 in your lifetime.....apparently!!


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  • #12
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    jubella wrote: »
    Aaaaand now I won't be sleeping tonight. Thank you.:mad:

    Ah be grand. All they do is creep in and do spider stuff. Put a lil music on, make spider love and have spider babies inside your head.

    Be grand.


  • #13
    Lou.m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,532 ✭✭✭Lou.m


    We have no reason to worry in Ireland ....it is places like Australia that really need to worry.


  • #14
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

    Funny. In my head spiders were all about the legs. I suppose I shouldn't judge a book by its cover.


  • #15
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭Duff


    I was greeted with one the size of Phil Heath in the bath earlier, but he chose his arena poorly and met his fate via the shower head.


  • #16
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,600 ✭✭✭Duff


    Lou.m wrote: »
    We have no reason to worry in Ireland ....it is places like Australia that really need to worry.

    There's a few false widows over here now due to the warmer climates in recent years. There was a few in my shed last year. Got the Lynx can and lighter treatment, though.


  • #17
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Much as I hate spiders, I hate flies more, so they get a pass. Go gettem, web-boy.


  • #18
    highly1111
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭highly1111


    Duff wrote: »
    I was greeted with one the size of Phil Heath in the bath earlier, but he chose his arena poorly and met his fate via the shower head.

    Always make sure you squirt some soap / shower gel down. The water doesn't kill them - they just wrap themselves into a ball and then come back again later. You need soap to kill them!!


  • #19
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Count yourself lucky....you swallow at least 5 in your lifetime.....apparently!!

    I thought it was 7. And thats whilst you sleep.

    ;)


  • #20
    The other fella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    I am beyond terrified of them.


  • #21
    Flutterby80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭Flutterby80


    My skin is crawling :( why oh why did I start reading this at bedtime :(


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  • #22
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,610 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Duff wrote: »
    There's a few false widows over here now due to the warmer climates in recent years. There was a few in my shed last year. Got the Lynx can and lighter treatment, though.
    True that. I've spotted loads of them whilst out working.


  • #23
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Same happened me last week, was sitting on the couch eating coco pops, felt this yoke crawl on me. Dear lord it was so big it was practically skipping. I left my cocopops down I got such a fright and my puppy ate them.

    Such an interesting story, I know. Anyone want to hear it again?


  • #24
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Off to facebook with you


  • #25
    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    Found one of those really spindly lanky spiders walking across my bare boobs in bed a few weeks ago:eek:

    Pics or it didn't happen


  • #26
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,978 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    I've been bitten by various spiders a few times, think the little buggers were playing! I think I've seen a few false widows in the bathtub alright.... I like spiders :)

    The real pricks at night are moths. Stupid irritating little sh*ts


  • #27
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »
    He was talking a mountain walk.

    'Grand jaunt up The Paps this morning. Photos on the web for those who are interested.'


  • #28
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Count yourself lucky....you swallow at least 5 in your lifetime.....apparently!!
    Don't worry, that's just an urban myth ;)


  • #29
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Lou.m wrote: »
    We have no reason to worry in Ireland ....it is places like Australia that really need to worry.

    Indeed, my cousin lives in The Northern Territory, he said the thing the folks there fear most is the spiders and judging by the pics he sent of them I can see why.


  • #30
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,194 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    I notice alot of the ones with the really long legs making webs around the house over the last few weeks.

    I usually don't bother them but one fella decided to make his web between the bath and toilet, he will be moved outside.


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  • #31
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Spiders are fine, try cockroaches...

    Like this fella: LINK ! :pac:


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